Another deadly spider encounter

Not again! This spider! Please don't jump on me! Please! Leave me alone! Why don't you get out of my garage? Huh? God! Why? Every year! Why? You are the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life! And then, what is that? There's a... There's a caterpillar! Why don't you go eat that caterpillar? Leave me alone! Anyone know what kind of spider this is? Is it deadly or... I don't know. It doesn't get me. Get out! Get out of my garage! Aye yai yai! Alright guys, I gotta back off. This guy's gonna kill me.