tealth camping but not as you know it !

Still camping. Yes. No idea where we're going. Me neither. For now I just want to find an open chip shop. I'm hungry. Chips. What we got? Chips. We got chips. We've stopped in Brecon. Totally different to where we were gonna go but we haven't got a clue where we're going at the but somewhere in Wales. So we've got to get grips to these 20 mile an hour, 30 mile an hour crappy laws. Yes. So we're off stealth camping tonight. We're gonna freeze our little testicles. Well I am. I'm not sure about Mrs Dub. Have you gotten testicles? No but I'm gonna freeze my little titties off. They're not small. Anyway. I'm already cold and that's with a plate of hot chips on my lap. It's already too cold for me. So while we're eating our chips, Mrs Dub just said, she's got halfway through, is there any salt and vinegar on these? And to be fair, the further you get down the less salt and vinegar there is. However, food hack coming right up. Oh my god. She got salt and pepper from her boobies. Where are we going? I'm not quite sure what's happening with this 20, 30 mile an hour stuff. We're thirsty. Want some tunage? Yes. Where are we going? I'm not joking. I'm your little star of doom. Devils and Martians. She's watching Strictly and she doesn't know we're here. So we are all set up for the night, aren't we Kimpop? So not quite what we were expecting. We went on to park for night to find out exactly where we struggling. Everywhere's no parking overnight. So we popped in and said hello to my mum and we've been there for a few hours and we've parked on my dad's drive for the night. We're stealth camping on my dad's drive. Mr Dub won't let me boil the kettle in here. So I'm going to go straight in for a amaretto without the coke. Well I thought I was going to put the kettle on. Let's stick in the van. I'm googling I'm in here. Why? Because you didn't make me a cup of tea before we came to bed. I haven't had a cup of tea since like 3 p.m. And now I'm contemplating reaching into the front and getting a can of Boston's biscuits. There's amaretto in there. Oh yeah I'm having amaretto. I had a coke earlier so if I drink my amaretto and eat now and jump up and down it's basically an amaretto and coconut. Cool. So Mr Dub, what do you mean what now? So what do you think of our new style stealth camping? Um it's dry work. Not a cup of tea. Not a beer. Grab a s**t and go on then. I might in a minute. Oddingtons and lemon puffs. Epic. Fail. James. Really what do you think of this stealth camping? Awesome. Really nice. This bed feels really really big tonight. I don't know why. Have you put the seats further forward? No. I've dropped through the gap in there several times. It's because you're a hobbit. That pillow's kind of swallowed me up if I go down here anymore. So anyway where's those biscuits mate? Trying to steal my biscuits. I'm not trying to. I ******* have. Anyway so we're gonna eat our biscuits and the dogs and then I might get one. No. My biscuits. Oh thanks. Poor Abi. Yeah I'll have one in a minute. So we're gonna eat these biscuits or I'm gonna smash them in their face and then we're gonna go to sleep and then get up so I can make Mrs Dub a cup of tea to keep her happy. So we'll see you in the morning. I might just knock on Derek's door. Derek? Can I have a cup of tea? Can I have a cup of tea please? Right good night guys. Bye. Bye bye. It was a nice day. Sometime later. Morning. That's really blurry. So it was really cold last night. We've now done a nice warm again. How are you Mrs Dub? I'm good. I've got a bit of back ache this morning. The dog's pinned down a duvet cover so I couldn't roll over in the night so I woke up with a stiff back. I think it's cuppa time. Yeah it's like half past 10. We need to actually get our arses out of this bed and go and have a look at the seaside because we've got to get home for 6 p.m tonight. Rocket fuel in Tiki. Let's go. Bye. We did two. So we headed to Ogmore. Ogmore says Mrs Dub. We're gonna go and cook some breakfast later. See you later. Now before you go. Yes. Is the motorways in Wales 20 mile an hour as well? I haven't got a clue. Apparently these 20 mile an hour signs if they're blacked out you have to assume they're 20 miles an hour according to the father-in-law. Yeah. The oracle of Wales at the moment. To be fair with these speed humps I couldn't even do 20 mile an hour anyway so. In the world that Tiki can get a speed in fine. Yes. So we've arrived at Ogmore. Mrs Dub is getting ready to cook our breakfast at about half past one in the afternoon. Yes. Because we haven't had a chance to have breakfast yet. The dogs have had theirs and they're tucked up in there. Look over here we are. Let's cook some breakfast. So we have the bacon on the go. I'm not quite sure what Mrs Dub is doing right now. Organising everything. But we're doing some cooking. Yes. Nom nom. So. So. Food is served. Nom nom. Food breakfast at half past two. Can I eat now? Thanks. Welcome. Bye. Tuck in. Bye bye. It's home time. I know. I got some fluffy socks on there. Yeah they're mine. Because my all-terrain doesn't like the sand when it's under the water. No. So they got wet. They did. But Mr Dub has donated me some of his fluffy socks. He didn't know that till now. Look at them dude. Yeah go on then. There's a calf down there. We need to start heading home. Yeah. Tiki's got to go on the motorway now. Yeah. Better than 20 mile an hour on the Welsh roads. Yeah. Dogs are tired. They've gone to bed. Yeah. Right. See you on the road then guys. Bye bye. Bye. So we're parked up listening to Steedy on Buzzbeats internet radio in a place where we met on our very first date. We didn't actually meet here. We met in Hereford town and then we had a meander round up into the drive-thru McDonald's and we parked in this very spot. We did. This very spot. Oh yeah. Nearly five years ago. So we've just done it again on route home from the seaside. Yes. Right we're gonna have some food and we'll see you when we get home. Hot chocolate. Bye. We're back home now. We had a nice night. A bit cold. Totally different to what we were expecting. Certainly weren't expecting to stealth camp on my dad's drive and a 20 mile an hour thing. Wow. I'm tired. Yeah. I'm not camping. No. I'm going to bed then now. Thanks Tiki. Epic. Bye. So there you go guys. If you've enjoyed the video then give us a thumbs up, a like and a subscribe to our channel and we will see you on the next adventure. Oh where are we going? We're going to Snowdonia. Zip world baby. Finally. We are certainly going to do the zip line. How long has it been now? Four cancellations. So two years we've been trying to get there now. Yeah. But we're going to take you guys with us to the zip wire just over a week's time. In our Halloween attire. Oh yeah. That'll be fun. So we'll see you then. Take care guys. Bye for now. 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