【達叔經典 ENG SUB】少林肥俠 Fat Man Of Shao Lin 24丨吳孟達領銜 打造中國古裝真人版“功夫熊貓”

sir you find me Pang Xian, take a good look Sir, I just bought two tea cups Of course, there is nothing to say in the eyes of the master. how much is this worth ten copper plates Look, this style is generous and the material is light low price This is a must for entertaining guests at home first choice Sir, I have a bad memory tell you This is what I spent a thousand taels Bought by Tianxiatong against a well-known banknote Look at this taste Such elegant materials are rare The price is expensive, this is handed down first choice This little bunny more and more talkative like these two for you no no no no small dare not That's more than a thousand taels Give it to you, take it to you little do not understand why These two things cost more than a thousand taels to buy. I'll tell you the truth These two things are worthless what The little one doesn't understand recent Didn't Eunuch Gong get hurt in Washeri? Li Tianzhao I want to pay for Gong Gonggong's medical expenses He decided to enter the lion dance competition I'm old there is no other hope I just want to see Xiao An stand out it's not recent Are there going to be a lion dance contest in our town? Rare opportunity Xiao An has been fond of lion dances since she was a child That's not bad I've been looking for him a lot lately The master of the lion dance to guide him Should be a champion Nine times out of ten but who knows This Li Tianzhao suddenly came out This kid went from cuju to chess There are also five animals It seems to be a little bit in his body impossible things happen I can't help it But I still don't seem to understand Sir, sit down, sir, sit down The lord really has foresight little brain racket It's not even one ten thousandth as good as Mr. but I still don't understand Why take that money Give that shit I'm not using this thousand taels of silver gag their mouths If it were because of this thousand taels of silver Then Li Tianzhao lost his fighting spirit The champion Isn't Xiao An just 9 out of 10? High is really high When I was collecting rubbish I have already reported to the palace Said I already figured out a way within a month Surely the whereabouts of Baixi Tu can be found out. Lord, I will say You are really Zhuge Liang reincarnated what's the matter Once you make a move, it will definitely be solved. when will it be? Ren Nahu has three heads and six arms He can't make a thousand taels of silver. Shopkeeper Hu Then here is one thousand taels of silver you got it I have put all the places have been rechecked absolutely no problem If anyone gets hurt again Responsibility is to take care of yourself It's alright, lord it's alright Zhuge Liang is still out of the mountains Let's think of another way do you say so? It's not that people don't drink water. no Lord, don't choke Amaterasu, this is about your uncle paying me back do you know He paid you back a thousand taels of silver you don't know I knew he was rich Net fooling me to say I have no money Oh, right I don't have to participate in the lion dance competition. Great Amaterasu Wow You must go to the lion dance I really like you Love is not going well, unintentionally busy with career Amaterasu, you say you are a big man How can you be depressed because of a woman? you don't understand I'm all here for you If you do this again Then I don't care about you Well then, close the door when you leave Amaterasu I am so sad I'm so angry You say you are such a big man how can you be a woman don't want anything I don't want anything It's just that I'm in a bad mood recently I guess it will be fine in half a year. half a year Who waited for you who waits for me no no i mean You say this time is precious This life is precious you are like this Isn't it a waste of time and life? life without love just let the wind Leave it in the past Boss Gong, in fact, this matter it has nothing to do with you You go out and come here often when you have time. Let's go, let's go Why don't you understand why I don't understand Li Tianzhao, you little bunny you wait don't fall into my hands Boss, don't be angry Tell me what to do with so much effort Just call someone to arrest him. Can't start blindly? In the hall now Bao Heizi and Pan Renmei two forces All eyes on the lion dance The emperor took Concubine Li Chen again Released from the cold palace it's too complicated Although the queen is a pigeon a day Urge us to act quickly But also remind us Must have real evidence In case we start I don't know who is moving Maybe people are waiting for us to do it Everything depends on your father-in-law's arrangement OK Li Tianzhao, don't you like Yang Hongxiu? then i will help you you are I'm looking for Yang Hongxiu Does it fit What's wrong with me going? tea please you also sit Hongxiu I shouldn't have been so presumptuous today But it really matters It's about Amaterasu About Amaterasu Ok What happened to him every day? No, but it seems to me that something is going to happen soon. Take care of your thoughts today Can't you really see Palace boss this matter It's not your turn to take care of anyone. Arguably so But look at this Rui and Washer Nahu Yiguai Rough like a rag How does he know about the love between children? Tell me about this Jinlian and Brother Yun. Inexperienced in the world, ignorant of knowledge They won't say I was tossing and turning I can't bear it Look at you pair of mandarin ducks Lao Yan divided and flew, so I decided I have to tell you about this Boss Gong, if you have something to say, just say it ok What the hell happened to him? Amaterasu is not Are you going to the lion dance? Now he's not participating he is not participating yes impossible He's not going to win the game pay you back? My Gong Qiuna is also a person with a head and a face can i really ask him for money Okay, let me say no. he's not participating My heart is so cold Anyway, Tianzhao does not participate There must be his reasons I respect his opinion Hongxiu, it's because of you He loves you but you reject him Do you think he can be uncomfortable? This lion dance can meet the emperor What a great opportunity to honor your ancestors It's been a hundred years good this time Amaterasu for children's personal love Don't even have a future if you are his elder Aren't you sad? I'm talking about serious business, what are you happy about? Boss Gong, I understand Actually, are you here today? It is for Li Tianzhao as the media as a lobbyist but i want to tell you My affair with Amaterasu has nothing to do with you so please come back not a show please show Boss Gong, you really don't need to say more. It's getting late, please come back Wait a moment Palace boss You know you're here today as a lobbyist Why does it fail because you are so unprofessional Please next time you come to be a matchmaker Remember to change into bright red clothes Two more red cheeks are not sent that's a ghost you are a ghost red show me Amaterasu sit first Oh red show me Amaterasu i know what you wanna say but i called you There are some things I want to tell you you better listen to me first Then decide whether you like me or not Ok You also know that I am Tianbo Yangfu After Yang Lao Ling Gong Some time ago in the border war with Liao State Our Yang family was almost wiped out How many people escaped I do not know either logically speaking Victory and defeat between the two armies are common occurrences But this time Our Yang family was framed The most hateful is that Pan Renmei Not only did he randomly command the scene Still see death When I return to the DPRK, the wicked shall report first As a result, the emperor ordered Kill all my clan Let me have a home and can't go back Only looking for opportunities outside Clean up the grievances of our Yang family I carry the bloody feud of the Yang family on my back So I've never dared Respond to your feelings for me These national enemies hate to be resolved What else do I have in mind to talk about my children's private affairs? what are you going to do Now that Pan Renmei So much power in North Korea I don't even know who to believe so i want to see the emperor only see the emperor tell him all this Only then can we clear our Yang family's innocence. so you wanna go with me Participate in the Lion Dance good face to the emperor Help your Yang family clear the grievances Ok ok i promise you You Yang family are loyal and loyal He has done so many things for the people of the Song Dynasty I should also do something for your Yang family But there's one more thing I didn't tell you take such a big thing carried on a woman's shoulders you can't take it You should be protected by a man I want you to give me a chance let me protect you let me take care of you forever But I will never take the lion dance as a threat even if you reject me I will also go to the lion dance if you don't agree i won't bother you anymore take care of yourself Amaterasu, thank you thank you so much do you know In fact, since the first time I saw you You've already given me a lot of surprises are you serious Ok in my heart You are already the one who can do anything You are the hero in my heart Hongxiu Amaterasu Hongxiu we are together No matter how stormy will not be separated Ok Let's go to register tomorrow register To register means to register. no one will see it Amaterasu I mean before we're done let us first what should be or what I don't want everyone to know too much of our business Oh hug again uncle something wrong say Uncle, you are about to have a nephew and a daughter-in-law. The fat girl in the biscuits shop next door Not our Washer's Golden Lotus I don't think you should look for that entertainment industry. It's better to be honest and keep your mouth shut I think the fat girl next door is pretty good not Yang Hongxiu mmm okay boy It's just that Yang Hongxiu is not an ordinary woman she has too much to do I know Hongxiu told me yesterday So I decided to help her fulfill her wish Go to the Lion Dance Festival and go to Beijing Mian San what You want to go to the lion dance, can't you? why do you know why Gong Qiu tried every means to force us Join the lion dance Anyway, you went to the lion dance There will never be a good result. Gong Qiu is waiting to plot against us. I don't care I have to participate I am not afraid of shadows You stupid boy, can uncle hurt you? Don't say anything, nothing can stop me grown up I can't listen to my uncle. Uncle, take a good rest We'll talk about this later it's up to me You can't do this well What's so hard about welcoming guests? When guests come and go in, it's not over. If you see the surname Pan and ignore it, it's over. Hello, Mr. Pan come come come inside please You have seen so far You haven't been here for a few days, hurry up I haven't been here for a few days, please. I just hit this pass and didn't plan to come in. What are you passing by? Come in and sit when you pass by. Have a cup of tea I can't help but give this face. please please please Amaterasu is waiting come come come It seems that this welcome event is really not for me Top tea Mr. Pan Do you want to try this tea today? Tomorrow tea is good taste good taste good taste, taste, taste Master Pan This tea is very particular, wow Right, Mr. Pan, uh Especially the tea set. is more particular Look at my teacup how about you Oh good just good Yeah, it's really good You need ten cents to buy it, right? I don't need ten cents. Outside Mr. Pan How about you take a closer look? Does it look familiar wow? Oh I remember That's it Our servants in Pan's house are drinking tea use this what Okay, this tea is finished The day is over, you are busy with your business I go first Master Pan Master Pan What's going on here? I also ask you what's going on? You ask me, I ask who to go take it easy, thank you Tea will be here soon red show wow you really want to participate That lion dance yes I won't stop you from participating But Amaterasu can't participate. why don't you take him away Why didn't he attend Anyway, he has a reason not to participate He asked you to come and tell me not myself Whether he participates or not is his business Anyway, I will definitely participate You went to participate, how could he not go? That's his business I will continue to practice tea here Today's young people, I'm the boss of Washer. I'll be training in a few days. I told you to practice Do you know So you have more strength You dance the lion head, I have good skills on my legs I dance the lion tail Ok come put it on Take this in your hand come in try it first Oh slow down Isn't that so? how is it don't run around have fun There is no tacit understanding what happened to the hand Just keep practicing, both of you. See what you can do Wait until you two are done Your kids are running all over the place I'm so tired I want to go back to sleep I have to cook tomorrow I'm tired too I'm not afraid of being tired But we're so out of touch Okay, let's practice tomorrow Ok ok ok Manager There is a piece of good news coming bad news which do you want to hear first It's been bad lately Say good things first The good news is that Li Tianzhao and that Yang Hongxiu Practicing lion dance in the backyard This means that They're going to a lion dance good good Are you sure it's Li Tianzhao performing the lion dance? This little bit of propaganda It should be right but Why are they suddenly playing again? I don't know this little one. What about the bad news? the bad news is The two of them lion dance no understanding at all in this case the two of them I can't win the lion dance championship at all. If they really can't win the championship Then we don't have enough brains click You're sure they dance so badly Describe according to small pieces Even if they were a live lion It's also a paralyzed lion. Looks like I'll have to figure out a way They can't dance like this Don't call my senior brother Hu Yiguai Stand by and watch Don't worry, you guys What about the chefs in our kitchen these two days? it was delicious He's in a really good mood lately Mr. Hu We still dare not take the risk again today we come Just watch her perform You see so many people came today Who dares to eat your food? no problem, no problem Come on everyone Mainly this picture is fun Don't be like last time Wudu head turned around and ran away as soon as he finished speaking. Come again, come again, look Brothers follow the instructions of superiors The lion dance for special reasons Especially the Lingnan Lion Dance Team is coming to participate with our local lion dance team Compete for the champion of this year's lion dance competition together folks Lingnan Lion Dance Team That's a lion from the south. They all came to our Cuju Town to challenge The old and young men of Cuju Town Normally I'm a bad guy Some things can't be said But People are coming to our door to challenge If we are cleaned up That would be really shameless. Shame on the adults. It's a man, stand up practice Fight for the honor of our Cuju Town Hey, hey, don't go, don't go crow mouth crow mouth Wudu head wow this Uncle Hu I won't stay for your meal It's too bitter, I haven't gotten angry recently Say goodbye first, close the team Hey, don't you get angry i'm on fire Every time I come here, I'm like this. You say how come we don't get along so well? Could it be that the two of us are inappropriate? This is a warning from God Who said that Hongxiu, you must not be superstitious The fortune teller at the door said it all. The two of us are the most suitable and the most suitable I'm superstitious what I'm superstitious Don't you still look for fortune-telling outside? I'm telling you it's fortune-telling Do you know the one who kills the most? Yeah, that's right I didn't bring the money, he didn't count it It's actually pretty accurate. Amaterasu Yang Hongxiu, why are you here? me Hongxiu also participated in the lion dance, what happened? not three people Yes, three people can sign up together Who is the substitute? Don't you want me to be a substitute? Who do you think is better than the two of us? this Ok But I have one condition, I have to make it clear when I see the emperor must take me that's fine When the time comes, the emperor will ask you to stand in front All right, all right, let's practice now But We both had a little situation Ok Brother I'm going to bed then What's the matter? Let's talk about it tomorrow But I can't sleep wow I want to talk to someone right now You said we two brothers and sisters have been together for so many years Haven't had a good conversation yet what do we have to talk about I won't serve my wife Look at your temper Master was most worried It's that your temper is too hot I want to still have the same temper can you still live here do you dare we are all old How can there be so much temper? you don't ask me to sit down Brother You said we are all so old What is there to argue about? do you know I really envy you Although you don't have children But you have Amaterasu wow what a child I really like it when I look at it you killed us both I'm sorry, master, and I'm sorry for you you come today Did you just come to me to repent? That's not what it said It's nothing, I just want to chat with you Brother I seem to have seen Amaterasu and Hongxiu yesterday Lion dance in the courtyard They are going to the lion dance. Didn't you say you didn't participate? I don't know if they will participate or not. We don't care when the kids are older The two of them are so bad. Even with that technology, I still want to participate in the lion dance. Still want to win yes although now You don't have the pressure to pay back But it's not child's play When the master was born The mouth always hangs a sentence and the emphasis is on participation Anyway, the kids are having fun Tacit understanding needs to be cultivated Before developing a tacit understanding between the two of you we have to see first How incompetent are you? how to see Brother Yun has prepared a pen and paper for you. I will ask you a question You work together to write the answer After writing, let's look at the answer together oh you ask it is good first question Who is the greatest good official in the world today start I can definitely answer this Okay, let's take a look at Amaterasu first. Amaterasu's answer is General Yang why General Yang Lao is the mainstay of the Song Dynasty Although now being framed by a traitor but i believe He is the best official of Song Dynasty huh hongxiu Makes sense What about your answer, Hongxiu? oops look Bao Qingtian Yes, I think it's Mr. Bao Actually, he's a good guy Too bad he has so little power Can't handle so many bad guys yeah I can't believe we can't answer the same you ask one more it is good second question Who dares to do anything wrong on the emperor's head? So simple Well, this time, let's look at the red show first. Hongxiu Pan Renmei That's right, this bastard How dare he deceive even the emperor He is on the head of the emperor mischievous guy calm down calm down well I'm sorry I can't control it then your answer take it out take it out Amaterasu's answer is the barber I think only the barber Can you do anything wrong on the emperor's head? The two of you really don't have a tacit understanding. same question The answer is different You two lion dance together It's really difficult That's right, Amaterasu Otherwise, will you cooperate with me? I'm going to work with Hongxiu Otherwise I will not participate It seems we have only one way Yoon-ge starts tomorrow We'll do both of them hellish devil training Brother, you also know that I am from the palace you really have the patience Ask Amaterasu to be a chef for the rest of your life. I think we are the elders Can't be too selfish I just can't help him Brother Let us not speak secretly Where is the picture of the hundred dramas with you? I don't mean to say If you put those on the Baixi map All the tricks of the lion dance are taught to Amaterasu and the others I promise they will win the championship what a hundred dramas If I really had this baby I can still drive a washer here Have you had such a hard time? I'll just find a trick out of it It is also better to accept apprentices than it is now. I think if we care too much personal honor ignoring the children That almost makes sense do you remember How did the master treat us back then? That's absolutely enthusiastic. Don't you master, master If the master is alive He wants to see the two of us Is it like this now? never mind don't say it i go But brother I know You must be doubting again I want to do some conspiracy to send Amaterasu to the competition It's over, how are you? let me tell you I never thought of that at all Even if I think so Can't you take a risk for the kids? forget it. I'm done here sleep away to be tacit Long run-in is inevitable As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. But now our time is tight and the task is heavy only an extraordinary approach in this You will encounter unprecedented difficulties Only in this way can you be one with ten Quickly establish a tacit understanding have you understood have you understood I understand Okay, let's get started The harshest and most terrifying sport ever To improve everyone's enthusiasm Yoon and I will form the second team Talk to you in advance of the game if who loses Who is going to take out the monthly money to invite everyone to dinner what Than who is afraid of who? think again If the monthly money is gone, there will be no delicious food. What time do you still want to eat? I am more afraid of you than I am. Don't talk too much The game starts now Brother Yun on chopsticks, chopsticks it is good We each have a chopstick in our hand Need to clamp this ball Which group reaches the end first which team wins Than who is afraid of who? We have a rule of the game The ball can easily fall to the ground If it falls on the ground, pick it up immediately 从哪里掉从哪里开始 比赛开始 慢点 你看他们俩 在上一场比赛当中呢 由于李天照 只顾自己的个人感受 不顾对方的感受 他们输了比赛 下面我们进行第二项比赛 我们一人出一只脚 绑在一起 还是我跟允哥一组 还是你跟红秀一组 还是同样的距离 哪一组先到达终点站 哪一组获胜 好 听我口令 比赛 开始 走啊 没事吧 啊 看来你们两个 真的是一点默契都没有 我不认识他 喂都只考虑自己怎么能行呢 这样吧 你们留下来 把我刚才说的两个运动 练好再说 允哥 咱们走 走 这个月的月钱 先欠着 月钱 那天晚上我可看见你 你们可够现实的 走 金莲 你说 这么轻松就赢了他们俩的月钱 我们再多凑两项目 凑个整呗 允哥 做人不能太贪心 我们也是抱着惩前毖后 治病救人的态度 跟他们比赛的 只怪他们太无能了 现在啊 目的达到了 真是可惜了我这个人才 这两个孩子 太急了