500歲帥哥舌吻治愈女明星 🍿 Chinese Television Dramas 吳倩 金泰煥

Why did I go and save a monster? Sent on errands... I started a fire, and still managed to catch a cold. I must be crazy. No need to say thanks. I already regret saving you. Let's talk. About what? I'm not interested in anything that has to do with you. It's your fault that you were deceived. I just want you to leave as soon as possible. Don't give me any more problems. Protect me? Who is protecting whom now? Do all men like doing this? Casually make promises, then quickly forget about them. You don't have to go to jail anyway. Now, great. I'm injured, I have a cold. I can't work. You! You... you... How dare-- What's going on? I will protect you. I asked you, what is going on with this? Human wounds need time to heal. If your cut is healed all of a sudden, it could strike up suspicion. And you know about yesterday. When I'm weak, I can't give you blood. Stop. Let's get the facts about you straight. First, you are the fastest-moving creature on Earth. No objection? Second. Besides birds, bats, mosquitoes, and airplanes... You are the only thing that can fly-- - No, is what you do considered flying? - It's not really flying. Hydrogen is filtered out of air existing inside the lungs filling every cell in the body for the purpose of jumping high, and remaining in the air. And it's not that I can't jump high. It's because you're too heavy. I got it. You are like a helium balloon, sold in the streets. And also, my body is in perfectly normal shape. I'm not fat at all. Okay, no objection! Third. Your blood is a highly-effective medicine that can cure any illness or injury? So after the car accident, not only did I not die but all of my injuries vanished? You did a good thing. Why didn't you tell me? Every time I tried to tell you... You covered your ears and ran as fast as a rabbit. You should have grabbed my hands and told me, loudly. You make it sound like you're one of the guys in the idol dramas, yelling... "Listen to me! Listen to me!" The women say, "I'm not listening, not listening." Then, like a broken record, they repeat it, over and over again. "Listen to me." "I won't listen." If you utilized the time arguing we could have avoided any misunderstandings. What's an idol drama? It sounds interesting. For example, you and me. From the appearance, we look like acting an idol drama. But in reality, with everything that has happened, we're actually acting a horror film. - Feng Dong Dong? - No. There are three people at the door, and three people waiting in a car. Monster Xue, hurry, hide. Why should I hide? Cut the nonsense! Or I'll kick you out of here at any minute! Didn't you say that you got along well with the crew? Who did you offend? She wouldn't offend anyone. She usually pretends to be well-behaved. Everyone in the crew loves her... except for actresses that she's grouped with. But yesterday they already ruled out the actresses by motives and timeframes. This is a typical case of dying without knowing your killer or why you died. What? Why do you have to make your life so hard? Wouldn't it be fine to be just a little bit more normal? Ms. Tian, we can change your bandage now. No need. I think the doctor did a great job of bandaging me up yesterday. I think it's best to leave it alone. I'll see him tomorrow to get it changed. Are you sure that's well bandaged? It's... what's on the inside that counts. I said that I don't need it changed. Thank you for your trouble. But it can get infected. Don't mind her. She's a coward. She's afraid of pain. Go ahead and change it. I said no! Tian Jingzhi, can you stop being such a hassle, for once? A scar will turn into a palmar crease. Then you'll be even more unlucky! Zhang Xuanxuan, you better let go or else-- Change it, change it quickly. - Hold her. - I'll cut my ties with you! Don't move. Change it quickly. Let go! I'm sorry. It all spilled. Bye. Remember to get your bandage changed tomorrow. I'll go, first thing in the morning. And my best friend in this life, do a great job acting! Let's talk. About what? About you taking my first kiss. Taking your first kiss? Don't pretend you lost your memory. The pervert that was seen kissing me at the car crash, that was you, right? Do you know how important a first kiss is to a woman? One of the most anticipated, wonderful moments of my life was ruined by you, just like that. Who, in this world, repays their savior like that? Let me make an analogy. When you drink this yogurt would you ask for its opinion? - Of course-- - Of course you wouldn't. Because to you, yogurt is just food. Nobody would deliberately harass food. I did it, simply to heal you. You can think of me as a monster. So you still have your first kiss. You could have just cut your finger to save me. Admit it. You're not who you seem to be. You're a scoundrel, driven by lust! What are you doing? I can only control rate of healing with my tongue. Great. Such a vulgar function is a perfect fit for a pervert. Is there anyone in the world who would talk about their savior this way? Me! You harassed me, and you even drank my yogurt drink. And now you want to tell me to be thankful? No. I have to get him to leave. Genetically-mutated monster? He's just a pervert! But I can't just kick him out either! He's so shameless. There's no way I could beat him in a fight. Oh, right. I can ask for help from the audience. Xuanxuan? - This is our garden. - It's beautiful. And all of these, here, are roses. - What do you think? - They look beautiful. I'll pick one for you. Oh, no, oh, no. I'm so dizzy. It hurts. I need treatment. Zhang Xuanxuan is actually a huge flirt! She would keep Monster Xue as a pet! Jerk Ye? Professor, let's begin. This monster's ability to heal is very strong. Only the tongue heals slowly. We can cut off his tongue first. Come on, relax. Open your mouth. No, no. Dissecting him is just cruel. Xiao Yan! Xue Lingqiao, you're surrounded! I'll count to three. Raise your hands or we'll shoot! One! Two! Three! Too slow. No, no, no. Nothing can happen to Xiao Yan. Forget it. I'll ask a fortune teller tomorrow.