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Mom! Why didn't you call me? I'm going to be late. I told Zhou Tong that I'd go pick a wedding dress with him today. Let me go. No, wait. What? What do you mean what? What do you mean? You still have the nerve to go pick a wedding dress? Who is Zhou Long? Have we met him? Do we even know who he is? I'm telling you, you can't just marry yourself off like this. Of course I'm in a hurry. Mom, I'm gonna be 35 soon. You wouldn't want me to end up an old maid, would you? No matter if you're 34 o 35, you can't just marry yourself off. Well, our parents have to be consulted. Isn't that reasonable? Consult, consult, consult? Let us consult. I'll bring Zhou Tong home for dinner tomorrow night. And let you two get to know each other. Who am I? Your mom. He's his future mother-in-law. Mom, don't be mad. Bring this whole set tomorrow. Mom. This Zhou Tong. A real talent. Definitely a white knight. My eyes won't be wrong. I'm sure he'll make you happy. No matter if you're happy or not. Listen to me now. No matter what you do, before I meet him, if you dare to pick up the marriage license, I'll end our mother-daughter relationship. I still have that right. As for... Mom, sister. Hey, sis, why...? Why do people have to get married? Why is marriage so troublesome? If I go away, you don't have to get married. If you don't get married, people will say you have a problem, or have a bad character, or a mental disorder. Come on, don't act so weird. Your sister's getting married. You're the one who's weird. Weird. Who said not getting married is weird? What's with you? Are you done or what? Why are you still bothering me? I already told you in the beginning, I won't get married. OK? It's not like I forced you into something. Right? Alright, alright, let's not talk about it. We don't owe each other anything, right? Okay, okay, I'm here. It's not what you think. I'll call you later. Who are you calling? It's not like I owe you something, right? I'm talking about work. It's okay, I'll call you later. Who are you calling? It's not what you think. I'm not taking advantage of you. Okay, okay, I'm talking about work. Baby. Don't misunderstand. It's not what you think. My feelings for you are loyal. I promise. Loyalty isn't just something you talk about. Do you understand what I'm feeling in my heart? Let's not play silly games, okay? Didn't I already agree to marry you? Come on, let's do this. And don't forget to go with me to pick out a wedding dress tomorrow. What's there to pick out in a wedding dress? Just white or red, show legs or not. No fun. You're really getting married? Come on Xiao Tong, are you playing with me? Why did we even start dating if not to get married? Hey, don't forget. We still have to get the marriage certificate. What are you talking about, I've mentioned it before. I've already booked the banquet. What banquet? We don't even have the marriage certificate yet. And you're already thinking of the wedding? What are you talking about! I've asked you about getting the marriage certificate a few times already. You're the one who doesn't want to. If you do, we can go get it straight away. Let's eat first, okay? Xiao Tong. That's why I've taken care of everything before. I just want to express my sincerity I really want to get married I'm serious with you about this Yunuonu is 33 this year If I don't get married now How am I going to explain it to my parents Don't get mad if I say something you don't want to hear Isn't this a forced marriage It's a forced marriage Whatever you call it I'm forcing it So this is our situation Just two choices Either get married Or go our separate ways You pick one of the two you get it dude wow My sister looks good in anything Zhang Zong You don't care about me at all You don't care about me at all You want to go to the hospital with me I'm busy hitting myself Who is Zhou Tong? Stop messing around and listen to me. We are both at this age now. You should understand this man, right? Before he gets married, he wants to have a wild time. It's also a way of bidding farewell to single life. So what you're saying is... I can also have a wild time and have my own ritual? Yeah. That's normal life, right? Zhou Tong. I have to reconsider about our marriage. I'm saying that after we get married. After we get married, I... I have already said that I'm not ready. My dad has taken it back. Hurry up and eat. What's wrong with you, Zhou Tong? My sister is so upset. You're here having a feast by yourself. What I said was, why did my sister cancel the wedding? Did you do something that made her mad? Stop making stuff up. Who made her mad? No. I'm telling you, she almost strangled herself to get married. Don't I have a right to say something? My God, she's going to get married against her will. But since you love my sister You should understand her She's already in her thirties All her classmates Have already had kids Can't he be a little less in a rush? But the problem is, I don't want to get married so soon Why not? You still want to have fun, right? And have other plans? What plans do I have? I'm telling you, marriage is just a formality All you're doing is getting a certificate, why the rush? Don't think I don't know your kind of men And don't think my sister can't find someone else aside from you Let me tell you Who knows? Maybe tomorrow she'll find someone on the street Fall in love at first sight and marry him Let's see What is it? Forget it, you're busy Ah, it's nothing No, no, come in Please have a seat Oh, hi. Oh, hi. Thanks. Which company are you from? Uh, I'm from Carey Financial Investment Co., Ltd. Carey? Sorry, are you one of our customers? Uh, no. I'm a financial adviser from Carey. Uh, we are specializing in providing financial products services for small businesses, if your company is willing. Then you'll be my customer. You talk around in circles. Are you a salesman? Ah, no, no, no. Not a salesman, not a salesman. We are helping establish a good relationship between you and the bank. Ah, to solve this, we are serving you specifically. Serving us? Then you asked if we will be charged for the service. Well, of course. Is that all? So you're still in sales, huh? I wonder How do you know our company is short of money? This lady can tell Although you may not be happy today But Through my understanding and investigation of this market Chinese small businesses Often have funding problems I'm sincerely recommending This scientific financial planning And this financial operating method I think you should be in the mood To let me finish speaking Calmly, right? You say I'm a small business Look at my office And at my area Which eye of yours saw that I'm a small business? You're still in sales Do you have any manners? You're doing sales with no manners? What kind of eloquence do you have? Doing sales with no eloquence at all? Yeah, that's it. No wonder you're so old and still sweeping here. Sorry about that, miss. According to our restaurant policy, At least I'm running a small business, right? What's wrong with that? if you cancel 20 days in advance, we cannot refund the deposit. Why can't you refund it? I don't understand the entrepreneurs in China. Always taking the small things seriously. I'm just curious. We haven't even had the meal yet. They don't understand capital operation and don't want to learn. The banquet hasn't even been set up, why can't we get a refund? Well, you said there's a policy, right? Why is it so hard to recommend this scientific investment and financial concept? Can you show me the policy? I'm sorry, miss. Let me explain. What's wrong with the entrepreneurs in China? They're no different from the foreign ones. For banquet reservations, if you cancel 60 days in advance, you can get a full refund, Miss, I worked on Wall Street for 8 years. and 50% if you cancel 30 days in advance. Don't joke around. I worked on Wall Street for 10 years. You can search it online. But there are only 20 days left until our reservation date, so we also have to take a loss. Hello, miss. What kind of loss is it? Is the manager here? What can I do for you? Will you still be open on that day? Well, we had a wedding booked here in 20 days and we want to cancel it. Then why not just do business as usual? Can't you just give me a break? So we'd like to get back the deposit. Aren't you being sincere? What if we don't put on the banquet on that day? Won't you make even more money? Isn't that right? How about this, Miss? You can take a seat first. I'll make our boss come to deal with your complaint. Would that work? That works too. I'm waiting. Looking for me? Oh, sorry, just borrowing your seat for a moment. I'm waiting for someone. What's the difference between making a fuss and malingering? Oh, what? Am I talking about capital operation? We can't compare with foreign businessmen. So we are bullied. You know? Do you know? Foreign businessmen, they monopolize the language rights, deprive us of how much benefits. And even foreign businessmen against Chinese businessmen. If we play by the rules of foreign businessmen, we still won't get respect. Ah, I'm so confused. As a Chinese, you look down on Chinese businessmen? You disdain your own countrymen? What do you want to do? Then why come back to China? You go to the United States? What do you want to do? Then why come back to China? You go to the United States? Don't come back Just go be a Wall Street elite You make others brave while you lose your own vigor As a Chinese, I really look down on you I really don't appreciate these so-called "fake foreigners" Oh! Admiration, admiration Are you done? I can't believe it An old lady like you can understand so much Who's an old lady, but it's a bit of a pity Do you understand? You didn't get to the point What can you say? It's better you just look at my profile Then you'll know Am I working for the benefit of Chinese entrepreneurs? No, I don't want to look at your profile What's wrong? Got lectured by some Chinese small business owners today It's done, I'll tell you What? Hey mom What are you doing? Ah, what is it? Oh, you, daughter ah? Saying I speak too ungracefully, huh-huh? Haha, mom's chopping the cabbage, how can it be graceful? Ah, you can't hear? Okay, okay, okay, I'll sit a bit lightly. You can't, look at your father messing around there. Aiya! No need for you to help. What, me? Daughter? Is your little sister there? Ah, celery is done. Aiyo, our dishes are almost done. Mom's cooking skill is all written down. The pot is open. The pot is open, stir-fry the radishes. Be careful. Ah, not like this. Aiyo, hurry, hurry, answer your phone. If it's too salty, no. It's too little. Aiyo, daughter. Time for dinner? Today I know what it means for the son-in-law to come to the door. The chicken has lost its soul. What chicken has lost its soul? It's okay. 326 Aiyo, hurry, hurry, answer your phone. Oh gosh, our kitchen looks so terrible. Isn't it? Hey, when will Zhou come back? Zhou and I are at the office discussing marriage. Oh, great! Zhou and I say hi to my mom. Mom, don't worry about dinner, we'll be back soon. We still have some matters to discuss. Okay, Mom. Wait for a bit before starting dinner. We haven't finished discussing yet. I'm not crying. It's just that my nose is a bit stuffy, I'm a bit allergic. Haha, alright, let's go right away. Okay, Mom. Bye bye. See you later. It's funny, isn't it? What's funny? No, nothing. Then you should get back to work. Okay. I know women of your age don't have anything more important than the big event. I'm leaving first. Don't leave, okay? This material you gave me... Is it correct? What brand is your suit? Armani. Aiya Aiya Aiya Real or fake? It's not about real or fake You can't buy fake goods You're still considered a talent anyways I can look at the data But you have to do me a favor Come back home with me tonight Mr. Ma, sorry Miss Li's boss is not here Can you please wait in the lobby? Why? Aiyo the lobby is also a guest right? I'm saying your business is so good That you can't return the deposit Such a big restaurant, so stingy I don't care, I'll be waiting here You have to give me a reasonable explanation Why can't I get the deposit back Aiyo don't glare at me I'm telling you I'm like this, what to do Aiyo don't glare at me I'm telling you I'm like this, what to do I'm waiting here today Hurry up and call your boss Mr. Ma, it's alright, it's alright. Can I see the receipt for this deposit? You guys should really return it to him Because a deposit is different from the final payment If it's a final payment then this money belongs to your restaurant But if it's a deposit Then the money still doesn't belong to you and should be returned It's written above You can consult a lawyer if you'd like But there's also a more gentle way to resolve this No need for the credit card for this order Just return the money to him You can calculate it and you won't be losing anything Right? Thank you Are you our VIP here? Can you give us a discount? This 5,000 yuan, how about a 20% discount? Thank you Are you the honored guest here? Could you give us a discount? For this 5,000 yuan, how about a 20% discount? How much did you spend? I'm not like this every day And I just happen to get caught by you this time Oh, I see Just go with the flow Right, go with the flow Ah, you must be a lawyer Lawyers can make so much money My sister's company's lawyer doesn't seem so well off I'm an editor for a magazine I just said those things from what I researched Baidu Did you hear our conversation just now? Wow, the whole world heard it No I'm just a little impatient by nature, that's all But it's okay, it's okay Thank you If you don't mind, have a sip I, I don't drink No need to You can just have a taste Why should you worry about an ignorant man? Given your conditions you'll definitely have a great wedding in the future You mean me? Hmm 426 You'll be able to find someone great to marry. No, no, it's not you I'm talking about. I don't have a boyfriend yet. It's my sister getting married. I just came here to help her with the cancelation fee. Oh, I see. Oh. So, if you don't have a boyfriend, what do you think of me? You... I'm not interested in rich guys. I told you, I'm an editor at a magazine, with a salary of 6000 yuan. That's not really a lot of money. I saved up for this bottle of wine for half a lifetime. Well, I can consider it. But I don't have time for that today. The groom that ran away was supposed to come to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is probably crying in the office right now, so I have to go save her. Oh, I'll see you off then. Oh. Once you get to my house, don't say anything stupid. Remember, Zhou Tong is my boyfriend. That's me, Zhou Tong. Hey, I didn't say you two. You're getting married soon, your parents haven't even met Zhou Tong yet. He's a cheat. He's not brave enough to meet my parents. Why are you asking about this? I'm just getting to know him. Well, if you want to talk about cheating... I actually think I'm cheating you today. I'm so shameless just for one deal. If you had been shameless earlier, you wouldn't be stuck like this now. Hey. I said you're such a big and beautiful girl, why do you talk like this? What's wrong with me? I'm hurting you. I'm hurting you as your boyfriend, of course. If you had hurt yourself earlier, you wouldn't be in this mess today. Alright, alright. Let's take a look at my skill. Success! Yay! Uh oh. Why am I so nervous? You can hear it in my voice. Look, I'm so stressed out. Look at you taking the initiative It's the mother-in-law who should be nervous meeting the son-in-law How could I not be nervous? You said it's okay if Zhou Tong turns out to be a great person But what if he's a weirdo? What should I do then? What should I say? Should I pretend to be happy or show my true feelings? Enough, you're overthinking it. Our daughter can't possibly like someone that's a weirdo Nuo Nuo has always been a stubborn child She would just do whatever she wants without informing us first and then tell us the results later Oh no What should I do if a weirdo is coming to our house? I'll just kick him out What else can I do? Right? What would I do if a weirdo really comes to our house? I'll kick him out Yeah What else can I do? You don't understand Nuo Nuo. When she wants something, she'll do whatever it takes to get it What good would it do to oppose her? Back in the old days, she would've eloped with him if she wanted You can't tell me that you've ever monitored her and ended up with a happy result You just don't get it! Learn from this failure. Come on, stop. Don't go off the rails. Come on, I'm telling you. When the young people come, don't go off on a tangent. They don't like that. Let's go. We're here. Mom and Dad, we're back. Come in, what's going on? This is Zhou Tong. Uncle and Aunt. Ah, you waited a long time. No, not at all. Come in, come in, go, come. Come in, come in. Come in. Wow. That was exciting. I was just about to take off. The camera captured you for sure. You were amazing! It's okay. Weren't you trying to save someone? Go and save your brother-in-law now! Stay a moment. OK, stay a moment then. Stay. Xiao Zhou, come here. Our family welcomes you. Thank you. Come and eat. Come. Little pig, come and bring the crab to me. This fish is extremely fresh. Thank you. This isn't that, is it? Auntie is happy to have us both home today, right? Let's talk about that later. Auntie's cooking is more delicious than my own. What's it called? Nuo Nuo Yan's Nuo Oh. Ai, Nuo Nuo help me serve some rice. Serve it yourself. OK, in that case, let me help. Let me try... Look, Nuo Nuo, you don't need Nuo Nuo like this. Do you always bully him usually? No, not like this without Nuo Nuo. Ha ha ha, the bowl is not enough. Sorry to trouble you. No trouble, just serve more food. That's enough. What's wrong with your eyes today? Why are they so red? Umm… Umm…parents-in-law… Bonno didn't want me to say this, but he cried in the company today. Why? Don't pinch me, what are you doing? Tell me the truth. Well, after he hung up your phone call, he asked me something in the company. He said, after we get married, will we only have dinner at home? I said yes, why? But he didn't say anything and kept quiet for a while, then he finally said, it didn't feel bad to have dinner at home every day. I said, what? Then he didn't say anything else. If I'm not at home for dinner from now on I can't eat my mother's cooking Then I'd feel sorry Then she'd cry and I wouldn't be able to talk her out of it Really, look She'd cry and her eyes would swell up Oh you silly kid Later Even after you're married, you can still come home to eat Mom will still make delicious food for you Yes Um, I'll go heat up some chicken soup for you No no no, don't bother Xiao Zhou, after you're married If you come home late and don't have time to cook, you can come home and eat Just call us in advance We're all family Our door is always open to you Oh Zhou, oh Drink more, oh, OK Drink up, oh, lele Let's have a toast Cheers Marry a rich man It looks good on the surface But there is a lot of suffering behind it Say more and it's all tears Don't worry about that Because I'm not rich Who said I have to marry a wealthy man Will you marry me Alili What do you think Ah, well It's okay I suppose it's all right Anyway It looks like Nono is getting married this time You're thinking too simply Then you should investigate Investigate what There are some questions that must be asked For example, how much does Xiao Zhou make a month And are all of his wages going to Nono after marriage And when do they plan to buy a house Will mother-in-law and father-in-law live with them After getting married Will they have their own house These are all important questions that must be clarified These are all actual problems that must be understood clearly. Oh my! Someone comes to our house on the first day and brings this up. Don't scare them away. How would that be scary? This is an actual question. I'm marrying off my daughter, this is a lifetime event. I'm so cold now. In the future, my daughter will suffer. This person is really good. Xiao Zhou. If you keep acting like this, how will you get out of this? See what you do to my mom. Ah, we had an agreement. I'm just here to figure out how to conclude tonight, that's up to you. Besides, I'm doing this for one order of business. I'm not willing to act a lifetime play with you. Do not be shameless. Do you want to act a lifetime with me? I don't want to act a lifetime with you either. Does this person have any quality? Xiao Zhou, come here and drink the soup while it's hot. Xiao Zhou. Xiao Zhou. Aye, Xiao Zhou. 651 Come on, Xiao Zhou. Call you ah ah call I told you before I came home today, right? Oh, ai-ya. Did you say it? I said it, didn't I? Ah, Xiao Zhou is really a jack-of-all-trades. He can do anything like a fish in water. Ah, alright then. Hasn't he made any business yet? He's like a newly-recruited young man, going door-to-door to distribute business cards. Sister... Oh, sister, let me tell you. Oh, well. Men, the old dosn't go, the new does not come. Don't be too sad about this, I'm telling you. Oh, he changed job so quickly. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come back in such a hurry, right? Oh. Changed people. This speed is really fast. I'm starving. You said, right? Oh. What new incentive did our company recently launch? Come, come, come eat one! Dad, didn't I tell you? He has changed jobs and become a financial advisor now. Oh, ai-ya. Didn't you tell me? Sis Why don't you introduce the new brother-in-law, what's his name? Free of charge It's Du Du Xiaoang Why do you drag us here? You said what? What did you say? Are you deceiving us? He...he is Du Xiaoang, not Zhou Tong. Lower your voice. He's still outside, why are you shouting? What do you mean by "lower your voice"? Let me tell you Don't tell us who you add or don't add Isn't sorry enough? Wasn't I afraid that you would be disappointed? You have already disappointed us We were waiting every day! Waiting for you to bring Zhou Tong so we could meet him That would be great But it's too late now You're getting married soon But you brought a fake instead Isn't that a tragedy for us? You said Zhou Tong was coming I was so busy preparing for him Washing and doing things What's the point of all this you said Why am I so exhausted It doesn't matter The key is your daughter You made such a big joke of your life and marriage Couldn't your mother bear it Mom, you worked hard But you can't understand me, can you? People ask me every day, "Nuonuo, why haven't you gotten married yet?" You know? Or they say, "Why don't I introduce someone to you?" "Are there any problems with your character?" What am I supposed to do? People say leftover women have problems I don't even know what those problems are Some say they're too picky or too emotional I thought about it and I wondered Am I too picky? Or is something wrong with my personality? I don't know what to do I keep thinking about it What is wrong with me? I guess I'm alright, nothing special. Am I too emotional? I feel I'm being too cheerful every day. Personality-wise, I don't really have any problems. But it's just not meant to be. I just can't find the right one. So what do you suggest? So I decided to just let it go. Since marriage is something I have to do anyway. So I'll just find one that's close enough and settle. That's what you mean? And that's how I ended up with Xiao Ang. How much do you really know about him? Me? Not much, but he looks honest and decent. Hmph, decent? Isn't he a liar like Zhou Tong? That's what you think? Hmph, decent. You thought the same about Zhou Tong. Isn't he a liar? So according to you, they're all liars? Then I don't want to get married. I don't want to get married at all. I'll be on my own from now on. That way you won't have to worry about me, and I won't have to be so troubled. Ai Nuono Nuono Aiya Mom isn't complaining What do you want We have been together for more than 30 years as mother and daughter After you get married, you have to live alone Mom just hopes you are happy and doing well Keep quiet, ok? I cannot compromise on this issue I must adhere to the principle I must be strict Auntie, don't worry, Nuono and I are doing this properly Shut up, can you stop talking for two seconds Then I'll have to ask Who is this marriage announcement about these days? Him Ai Xiaodu, ai Can I say a few words and you won't hate me for it? For this silly thing you two did today, I'm worried I'm Nuono's father I have some questions Have you thought through the marriage Do you have a long-term plan for it Are you sure about it? I'm not daring to say anything else But I've already figured out marriage for some time My age isn't small either I have gone through some ups and downs What I don't care about is career, money, status What I want most is a happy family A good wife, and to have a kid That's enough My rest of life Will be spent to make my wife happy And the entire family That's all I have to say Looks like Little Du has figured it out What about you, Mengmeng? Have you figured it out?