Biden Is Farting And Pooping From Reality. 😀😂🤣🤮🤢💩💨🇺🇲

We'll now start with Ibiza. Let's try this guy. Is that better? Still better. Is that better? Always remember, Super Dave based studio. Tall, white, gothic. Coming to you from Tim Hortons. On the carry board. Right at the corner, you can say it's Dave Jockeys. Or you can say Jean Dalon. Jean Dalon comes in. Because right now, Tim Hortons. We're at the Tim Hortons that's part of the smart city. Which the main store being Walmart and Toys R Us. And that's on that side. On this side you have restaurants. Well, mostly restaurants. But you have a Bell store as well. And right next to the Bell store is Harry Potter and the Black Knight. Subway. You also have a couple of other businesses in the next building. And we'll go into that. The first business is a restaurant. Called The Breakfast Place. I'm not going to go on for many minutes. It's a new park and there are rooms all there. You can cross the canyon and you have parfaits. Here in the air, you can say it's TMR Town. The oil district of this city. Superdome, Montreal, Black Canyon. So, it seems to me that the New York Post is posting and is saying, Ryan is totally incompetent. And is out of touch with reality. The New York Post is going to post things. Post reality. Unlike its counterpart, called the New York Times. Which is left-wing alien grey propaganda. You know what the alien greys are? Aliens. So, my host David is going to post. He's going to post what a complete fart bag poopy plant he actually is. David. That's right. Sorry about that. Anyways, we would be using... The only reason that there's a lag over here is because we're using Tim Hortons Wi-Fi. For some reason, Tim Hortons Wi-Fi over here... Whoops. Tim Hortons Wi-Fi is not working very well. So, we're using a data browser. But I'm going to reduce myself to a little person. Open up the browser. And we're going to read off the data. Just to show you how stupid Joe Biden is. You know, all these people with Trump derangement syndrome. Not that I would tell you to vote Trump. But your TVS is not helping you. Then again, the Biden administration cheated. And there's a great awakening happening. Anyways, like I said, I'm going to turn this camera off. And you're going to see me as a blooper. Here goes nothing. Check this out, check this out. Hopefully nothing. First of all, go to this menu. So, it seems to me that... It seems to me... So, it seems that the Wi-Fi network... Oh, sorry. Now, this is going to take some time. Because we're using data. So, Tim Hortons. So, Biden and Dems totally disconnect from the reality. Whatever they say, trust the opposite is true. That's true. And who's writing this? Miranda Devine. She's kind of cute. Nexus. So, reading glasses. Yeah, there's that old fart. Couldn't tell his ass from his elbow. Mr. Shitpants. Dems keep flipping the script. It's always the opposite day for them. Whatever they say, the opposite is true. Is the truth. That's true. Opp is down. Black is white. Yeah, they're working columns, aren't they? Because Democrats control most of the media, they get to make the truth whatever they want it to be. Yeah, they could try to make the truth, but... It's not working. So, after three years living in President Biden's fantasy world, we finally have fallen through the looking glass with Alice in Wonderland, where nothing is what it is. Because everything is what it isn't. That's true. Let's turn this shit off. Sorry about that. Sorry. And because Democrats control most of the media, they get to make the truth whatever they want it to be. So, after three years living in President Biden's fantasy world, we finally have fallen through the looking glass with Alice in Wonderland, where nothing is what it's seen. Nothing is what it is. Because everything is what it isn't. That's true. Apparently, we've fallen through the matrix. Let's see how far this rabbit can go. How far this rabbit will take us. Here with some recent examples. Number one, Russia. Vladimir Putin last week told the Russia One TV host that he prefers Biden to win the 2024 election over Donald Trump. Biden is a more experienced, predictable person. He's a politician of the old school. I think he was just being facetious when he said that. Damned us. The body snatched to a drudgery. Immediately brought us side-by-side with the police. When Putin said he preferred Trump over Hillary in 2016, they took a look at his work and spent the next four years introducing Trump as a Russian agent. I guess that's why now Putin is saying that he'd like Biden just so the media could attack Biden. He's playing a pretty smart game. Not this time. What Putin really means is that he prefers Trump. The old KGB con man is using reverse psychology to trick voters into voting for Trump. I mean, he couldn't possibly support Biden. Mouthpiece of the glorious U.S. Foreign Policy Bill. Yep, that's true. Except that under the fucking obstinate, vainglorious Biden, as was the case under Obama's Biden, Putin just stole a big chunk of Ukraine. When Trump was in office, Putin kept his head down because he feared the consequences. Trump deterred Russian recognition of the issue, and Biden enabled it. Yeah. Putin sees a pushover. Yeah, you're right. He probably shares the view that there are other rogue actors around the world who desire America's downfall. Biden is an asset, whether he knows it or not. He has some different opinions about this whole Ukraine deal. But, anyways, you know, there's something to be done. Anyways, Osama bin Laden felt the same way as Putin. The 9-11 massacre was instructed by al-Qaeda to shoot down any real plan of the planet. President Barack Obama might be out there to make sure to spare deep-dried Joe Bajo because he believed that Biden was such an idiot, he automatically inherited the presidency after Obama's demise. He would wreck America on his own. That's probably all too true. There are not to target visits by the U.S. Vice President Biden. Bin Laden wrote to me in a May 2010 letter that he discovered in a mysterious island in Pakistan after he was liquidated by SEAL Team 6. The groups will remain on the lookout for Obama or General David Petraeus. Bin Laden. The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of the infidelity and killing aim and killing aim automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term. As it is the norm over here. OK, the New York Post, I'm going to have to tell you that Osama, Obama, and I believe this together, this was a fake war. Period. All that the U.S. wanted was... All that the U.S. wanted was the poppies. Or rather, Bush wanted it, I'm talking about. And this fucking idiot, rewards for it. Of course he's on it. He couldn't make a certain amount to America. Because he was all for the downfall of America too. Just like Bush. I don't have to explain anything else. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a political crisis. Hmm, sounds like a prophecy of a new investment office is coming true. Two, border integration. It's all the Republicans' fault. Biden invited illegal Indians to search the border before he took office. He promised he wouldn't deport anyone and dismantle Trump's cruel border protection policies by executive order on day one. He's stupid. Biden needs a good slap across his fucking shitty head. But then again, it's not even Biden that's doing it. It's not the Democrats or anybody else. It's the Illuminati that's behind it. The invasion was by design, by the way. And guess what? They're the reason. The legal, as well as the undocumented migrants, are the reason why our society is functioning. December 2020. Fuck you. We act like it's a burden, but it's not a burden. We can afford to do this. Fuck you, Biden. Oh, shit. Mr. Shitpants. Fuck you. Oh, fucking fuck you. He hoisted them on new sort of cities where they proceeded to commit mayhem. Then he counted on his Democrats' satrap to keep their traps shut even as their constituents revolted. But sure, it's the Republicans' fault because they refused to sign into legislation that would formalize the invasion. In the immortal words of Van Jones, it is now the Republicans' open door. People need to do that. I'm hoping to see all these people. Anyways. Three, impeachment. U.S. Rep. Jamie Raskin, DND, says Republicans have cheapened impeachment. Oh, yes, exactly. Shut your mouth, Jamie Raskin. If you're a woman, if you're a female, you're a stupid cunt. You're a stupid cunt if you're a male, too, probably because you're a faggot. Party of hypocrites. Democrats were bound to impeach Trump before he even entered the White House. They impeached him the first chance they got for Biden's sins, and they impeached him again even after he lost the election. Now they're trying to lock him up in the Democratic jurisdictions, which they may not be. You got the news today. I'll see you guys. I'll be reading about you guys. Real hard news. Raskin's men, uh, Rep. Donald Levi Strauss here, accused Republicans of cheapening the solemn responsibility for impeachment. He'll come to the White House. Fuck you, Democrats. Hello. No, it's Democrats who are currently in regret. They are reaping what they have sown. When they destroyed the laws of fair play to get Trump, they devalued the currency of impeachment and turned it into a glorified no-confidence motion. It will never be restored to its former stature, and certainly not by schmoozing naive discreet principled Republicans. It's broken. Deal with it. Sorry, I talked about her in another video. Feminist hero. Yeah. Feminist. Stupid. You go, girl. Fannie is a strong and smart and a hero for women in democracy. Really. The Atlanta DA who was trying to toss Trump in jail was caught installing on her unqualified married mother a special prosecutor on the case on an inflated salary. Then she died. But she helped him spend on long lunches, luxury vacations in Belize and Aruba. Then she allegedly lied about it to the court. You're about to get disc-barred, you fucking bitch. I hope you are. Forced to testify on her own defense last week while wearing a hot pink dress backwards which I talked about, Willis ranted ranted. She raved. She took umbrage. She filibustered. She philosophized. It's not her work. It's stupid. By showing her grief and rage, she humanized herself before an audience sympathetic to the horrors of a black profession's love life. A television show before the American public as a Trump defendant's legal colleague. The Guardian declined. What a piece of trash. The Guardian said. Not peachy in Georgia. Most Democrats are dreading the possibility that Willis' chance to impose justice on the powerful may be slipping through their fingers when they believe their best chance to lock up the former president before the American people can vote for him again has been jeopardized. Good. And I hope you can end up in fucking jail yourself. You assholes. They complained that Willis is the victim of a politician which I'll meet. Part meet Kevin. Rejection from these idiots is unbelievable. Weekend at Bernie's. Biden is sharp and fit on his game. Bernie Sanders, you're a fucking cuck if it's you. He is proven, exacting and quite detail-oriented and focused, according to Border Recruit Concierge Alejandro Mayorga. Q-Ball fucking stupid ass I need to be slapped across the head. I hope they impeach that guy. I think you know, I think it's already been arrested at Gitmo. I just have to look for real raw news. I'll confirm it in the next meeting. That's almost as funny as Kamala Harris declaring that everyone she sees or sees her walks away fully aware of my capacity to fuck you. Kamala Harris bitch, cunt, edward. The only way you got there is to suck the old guy's dick. Biden's dick. It can even function. At least the damn topsy-turvy world has a funny side. The thing also, the upside-down world, in all intentions, can't possibly be disinherited by accident. That's true. It is the ruination of our country. Their father was never acknowledged that they even do that. It's because they have to fake safe face. It's so much easier to blame Trump and his supporters than look in the mirror. Drifters have found some entrenched Republicans, sorry to say. Especially that bitch named Nikki Haley. I apologize to our, and someday your, grandchildren from Mest. They are absolutely being left out. If we are not victorious in November, our country will never be the same. Absolutely harmful to all Australians. It is our descendants that are left out, the communist nation. Anyways, I'll just close this. Post doesn't think too much too highly of Democrats. Especially in shit pants. Shit for brains. But Biden needs his brain soiled, his ass soiled, his clothes are soiled in shit. Whether figuratively or liberally. Breaking wind from his ass and his mouth. So are the Democrats or most of the Democrats and a few neocon Republicans. Here in Canada we have to we're facing consequences of this fucking jack shit moron, that fucking faggot named Justin Trudeau. Or as you call him, Justine Trudeau. But then again, I'll continue making news about this motherfucker. Even if he lands me in jail with this new bill that he's put in. Anyways, super. It's concluded. I close it off. That's right. This is this is what somebody went to the bathroom gave birth for the administration of Pinky Pants Biden. That's all that really is. The hypocrisy and hypocrisy and projection coming from the Democrats is not also this Justine that we have is nothing but a little furry doing the exact same thing here in Canada. Anyways, at this point I'll bid you adieu. Au revoir. Adios. Hasta mañana. Hasta luego. Adiós. Salamálico. Sayonara. Dosvidanya. Auf Wiedersehen. Yassas. Barretzas. Goodbye. Muchos gracias. Mucho gracias. Shukran. Spasiba. Dalkashan. Pravstopolian. Shachman. That will do be said. This Biden administration, just like Justin Trudeau, is a disaster for both countries. That's it. It's a bunch of poop. Two males who should not be called men. Anyways, now I will finally say