Satu Hati untuk Indonesia : In search of righteous national leader 2024!

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84 Tayangan video·17 Jan 2024
Bangunlah jiwanya
Bangunlah badannya
Untuk Indonesia Raya
But teacher, Indonesia needs a job.
Yes, that's right, Rifan.
Does that mean I'm wrong, teacher?
No.
Teacher didn't say you're wrong.
What if I and the teacher
are the ones who raise all the Noreng girls?
That's a good idea, Julio.
Everything is good if the teacher listens.
Who's that, Rifan?
That's the new teacher, Noreng Noel.
Good evening, teacher.
Good evening.
Come here, Fano. Sit here.
Who are you?
I'm Adel, teacher.
Oh, Adel. Please have a seat.
Yes, a new audience.
It's fun to debate like this.
Huh? Debate?
What kind of debate is this, teacher?
These girls, Fano, are playing Capres-Capresan.
This is a Capres debate.
I'm too young to be a Capres.
I'm not old enough.
If you're a Capres Betulan, Adel,
you're not old enough.
This is Capres-Capresan.
Don't take life too seriously, Adel.
Take it easy.
Don't you have other games?
I have a lot of games, Adel.
But this game is useful.
Yes, let it be, Adel.
Instead of going to the mud to make your clothes dirty.
Ha! This time I agree with you, Christine.
Hurry up, Dan.
Debate over there so I can hear you.
Okay.
Let's continue, moderator.
There's a political observation.
Okay, boss.
Now it's a Q&A session between Capres.
Ready?
Ready!
I'll go first, moderator.
Go ahead. I'll go first.
Me!
I'll go first, moderator.
Because Capres Rifan and Capres Noel are arguing,
I'll give the first chance to Capres Julio.
Please ask Capres Julio.
Who do you want to ask?
Thank you, moderator.
I want to ask Capres Rifan.
Go ahead, Capres Julio.
Ask a lot so you won't get lost.
If Capres Rifan wants to create a job,
what does Capres Rifan want to do?
I will increase investment in this country
so there will be more companies hiring workers.
Okay. Thank you, Capres Rifan.
Now I'll ask Capres Noel.
Go ahead, Capres Julio.
Take the chance.
Yes, Capres Julio. Take the chance.
Now I'll give the chance to Capres Rifan.
Thank you, moderator.
Now I'll ask Capres Noel.
Go ahead, Capres Noel.
Why do you focus on increasing food, Capres Noel?
You eat too much.
I told you.
Now our food is threatened.
Our agricultural land is shrinking.
Our farmers are not interested.
If you continue like this, people will think it's a food crisis.
You said you want to increase investment.
Everyone will become a company.
Who will plant paddy?
I don't know your answer.
Do you have an answer, Julio?
No, Capres Noel.
But I don't agree if you increase the price of food.
Especially the price of paddy.
Why, Julio?
I'm wrong, Capres Noel.
I've been wrong since I was a child.
If you think like that, Rifan.
Your mathematics knowledge is far away.
Why? What's the relationship with my mathematics knowledge?
All this time, I've been getting a lot of profit from farming.
I'm a businessman, not a farmer.
How do you know?
If you buy fried rice in a restaurant in Palu,
the cheapest price is Rp. 30,000.
And?
The rice is less than Rp. 1 kg.
If you buy rice from a farmer, it's only Rp. 8,000.
Do you want to know where the mathematics is, Rifan?
Where?
Rp. 1 kg of rice can make 6 servings of fried rice.
Rp. 180,000, Rifan.
If you buy rice from a farmer, it's only Rp. 8,000.
You're right, Noel.
But fried rice is not only rice.
You're right, Noel.
You think fried rice has no oil, ketchup, tomato sauce, and so on.
Oh, enough.
Your mathematics is far away.
You can't attack the staff.
If that's the case, why?
You can't do that in a debate.
Yes, Noel.
In a debate, you can't attack the staff.
Listen, Noel.
In a debate, you can't attack the staff.
What does it mean if there's no realization?
Right, teacher?
Yes, Noel is right, Rifan.
Because a debate without realization is a lie.
But this is still a campaign, teacher.
I'm not chosen yet.
Oh, yes.
You're right, Rifan.
What session is it now, teacher?
I'm the moderator.
Indonesian children from Sabang to Merauke who are about to be chosen,
use your voice.
Don't be stupid.
