Dwight's Owed Favor - The Office US

Good morning, everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel, hmm? Stanley? Thank you. No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you. Wow. H&H. You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels? Oh, why? Is there a place closer that sells them? This is really nice, Dwight. Thanks. Oh, don't mention it. You owe me one. You all owe me one. Good morning, Michael. Good morning, Dwight. Hungry? No. I had a fish stick sandwich. Actually, I had two fish stick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn't want hers because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs. Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. Yeah. You're thinking of deer penis. It worked. Regardless, that was over two hours ago, and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry. Bagel? I don't mind if I do. Okay, I brought cheese, too. I'm taking one for my lady friend. Excellent. Brain food. Thank you very much. Okay. You owe me. Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friend so they'll owe him a favor, which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez. When did everyone get so cynical? Oh, Dwight, I have a little surprise for you. Let me guess. You ate the bagel I gave you and loved it. Yes. And I wanted to return the favor. I was polishing my loafers, and I happened to look over and notice that your briefcase was a little worse for the wear. So, a little elbow grease, and she's polished right up back to her former glory. Feel it against your cheek. I will. You give me a gift? Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness. Let me get that door for you. There we go! Thank you very much, man. I got it for you. Oh, goodness. Thanks. You know, here's a healthy fitness tip. If you clench your buttocks together while walking, you can really take the pressure off your knees. Is that right? Observe. Yeah. Huh. Right? That really works. Yeah, feel free to use that. Anytime. Okay. Hey, oh, hold on a second. Do not walk around with your jacket, cattywampus. And that needs to be straight as an arrow. Thank you very much. That. Oh, boy. Okay. Thank you very much for that. You are welcome. Okay, have a seat. Allow me. Have a seat yourself. You know what? I am going to preemptively change the batteries in your wireless mouse. Not necessary. No, no, no. You didn't have to do that. Andy is complicating things, but I'm not worried. This will only up my game. Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Ay-yi-yi! What's going on in here? Andy bought lunch. Oh, no. Really? Yep. Took a page right out of the old shrewd book of niceness. There is no book. There's only a survival guide. You bought breakfast for everyone, so I got lunch for everyone. Okay. Well, allow me. You know what? Gosh, these tacos are awfully complicated to make. I will make everyone's tacos. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dwight, I'm going to do this. Hey, hey, hey. Relax. I got it covered. No, I insist. No, no, no. No, I insist. Okay, Dwight, this is ridiculous. Don't worry about it. You can just owe me. What's going on? Stupid thing wedged up there. No one in this office will help me. What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost. Oh, yeah. You can owe me big time. It's like a little envelope. There you go. Yep. Got it. Dwight. Starbucks gift card. Surprise! It's for everybody. $15 value. Damn it. I am no closer to taking Jim down. Oh, what a waste of a day. I could have grown poison mushrooms that would be this high by now. They're mushrooms. I don't get that high.