Comment installer THREADS en FRANCE (TUTO) | TyranOzor

TyranOzor
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Je suis sur THREADS ! Et je vous ai fait un petit tuto pour savoir comment télécharger et installer la nouvelle application de Meta. En bonus, je vous explique pourquoi il n'est pas disponible en France et dans l'UE.
Merci à @frandroid de nous avoir permis de créer ce tuto.
Le lien de téléchargement de THREADS :
https://mega.nz/file/46NnlbQK#EL0qZxovU0GQOg5yuFVVZjcruv8wYX98lZYi4IISiLA
Lien vers mon profil sur THREADS :
https://www.threads.net/@tyranozoroff
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Hi friends, I hope you are doing well and that you are having a good month of July.
For my part, as I'm on vacation and I don't have any special friends and I have nothing else to do, I make videos.
But let's see, since you don't have any friends, would you like to take a Curly?
In addition, there are really some in the drawer of the nightstand, right next to the gun, the rope to hang yourself and the bottle of cyanide.
But be careful, I cut the electricity in the room and it's black.
And yes, as the title of the video indicates, I joined TREADS, the rival of the famous blue bird I named Twitter.
And in this video, I will explain how to download the new Meta application but also how to install it.
And also, I will reveal to you why in many European countries, the application is not yet legal.
And for those who are too impatient to send nudes, deep peeks, insults and other porn links on the new social network, I will make the tutorial immediately.
But first, intro credits.
To start, you just have to click on the link in the description in order to download on your phone the rival numero uno of Twitter.
Then you will have to activate the authorization of the unknown applications on your phone.
At this point, you will be able to launch the APK file and install the Meta application.
Be careful, however, if you want to delete your account, as it is directly associated with your Instagram account, you will have to delete your Instagram account.
So don't do anything, kids.
Also remember to add me so that we can all meet on the app. My profile will be in the description.
So let's move on to the explanation, clear, sharp and precise, but what is TREADS?
It's simply the Meta response to Twitter. Zuckerberg's revenge on Elon Musk.
The Empire's counterattack, damn it!
Batman versus fucking Superman!
Ali against Frasier, shit!
Ah yes, I got the concept.
Wait, for example, it's like Macron versus Le Pen.
No, no, no, no, no, it's shit, because politics is always shit, so it was a bad idea, as much for me, sorry.
Ah, of course, after the many failures of the blue bird and Elon Musk, it was obvious that the competition was going to throw itself into the arena to fight the colossus.
But in this particular case, it is a colossus at the foot of clay that, in my opinion, TREADS will not have too hard to smash.
How did he smash you?
And yes, at the moment, the new Meta app has already exploded the scores with more than 30 million subscribers in less than 24 hours.
Youpidoo!
Lididididum!
Booboobidoop!
In the last news, here are the rules in force on TREADS.
500 characters maximum per post.
Which is obviously enough for the average Frenchman to be able to troll Atuva.
Fly, fly from your proposals, little troll.
Video of 5 minutes maximum.
Which is enough for an influencer to be able to sell you the water from his bath, or the smell of CP, in bottles.
No chronological timeline.
Doc, what do you mean? I see two possibilities.
First, to be born with herself, older than 30 years, would traumatize her and she would fall into the pits.
Second, this meeting would create a temporal paradox whose outcome would generate a chain reaction that could tear the tissue of the continuous space-time, causing the total destruction of the universe.
No content search for the moment.
So, impossible for you to harass a person by looking for his favorite subjects.
Accounts that we do not necessarily follow.
Which means that even vegans will see you pass meat in their feed.
Your profile name is exactly the same as your Instagram account.
So, if on Instagram you call yourself Londuzboob or La Trouspinette du 63, well, inevitably you will be well fucked.
No tolerated nudity so far.
No, but actually, on the social network, I still have not seen any genitals of your dad or your mom.
On the other hand, in my photo gallery, I have everything you need.
I show you.
And now we're going to look at the following question.
Why is the Meta application not yet available in all European countries?
Simply because its deployment in the European Union will depend on the RGPD.
Well, Charlie, what is the RGPD again?
That's good, I'll answer you.
More precisely, I will let the Institute of the Internets answer you.
Hello!
I'm really sorry for the delay.
I was busy insulting single mothers on Twitter.
Oh, it's hilarious.
In short, today the Institute of the Internets will explain to you what the RGPD is.
Far from being a homophobic insult,
as the neo-Nazis could believe,
installed there in the back of the room.
Nice tattoos.
In fact, the RGPD corresponds to the General Regulation of Data Protection.
In short, it protects your data and avoids the use of your credit cards
involuntarily to finance totalitarian regimes, for example, in the Middle East.
If you absolutely want to give your data to anyone,
there are a lot of canyons online.
But it's still a question,
visibly, it's not too much news in France,
to give money to those who don't have any at all.
It's good for the atmosphere, isn't it?
Indeed, I see that the list of data collected by META is as long as a day.
And believe me, it's particularly long.
Among other things, META can collect data on your health status,
your navigation history or your geolocation.
Oops! Wow!
No, but seriously, did you see all the data that META collects?
Great! Now everyone will know that you are in poor health,
that you always live with your parents,
and that you watch really weird porn.
And no, I don't care.
And yes, with my mom, we already use the same computer,
so she knows my history.
When I was in school, she already told everyone
that my favorite search on Xvideos is
Very Old Granny Golden Shower with Dwarf.
Very important, the With Dwarf.
And I also recommend it to you.
And here are my little social media addicts.
You now know more about the competitor of the little blue bird
which this time is well grilled.
Hey! So, kids, how would you take your pigeon?
I assume you won't take it blue, right?
It's nyan, grilled.
Ah! And no, you can't answer your chef
because you are not subscribed
and you have reached your maximum number of tweets in a day.
What a shame!
Ooh! You're well fucked, b-b-b-bitch!
In conclusion, be very careful
about what you put on tweets.
And if you use it,
it's at your own risk, of course.
After, you will tell me,
indeed, our cell phones already collect
a lot of our data,
but still, it remains that in Europe
we are protected by this GDPR law.
Yes, it's not too bad.
Of course, if you are ready for the adventure,
do not hesitate to join me
on Tweets directly
via the links in the description.
Go ahead, it's for the support.
If you liked the video
or it was useful,
do not hesitate to subscribe to the channel
but also to like and comment.
It's a little bit my reward.
If this is not already the case,
do not hesitate to discover all my sketches
which are released almost daily.
See you soon for a new video.
