Women Football Is Pure Comedy

Brugges with a header and a goal! S.P. Brugges does it for PSV. She has scored once so far this season, Markovski. This is high stakes to break the deadlock! Puts it in the net! And victory lead! Maja Markovski! It's a big celebration! One added minute. Villa will be very happy if Manchester City resort to that sort of speculative act. Alex Greenwood having a go from a mile out. One in a hundred, maybe. He's got it! Another one! Well, I don't think so. Paola Herrero's own goal! After two saves. And a foul on Paulina Dramaglia. And that's the first goal of the match. And the shot is off the bar! Oh, it's an own goal! Amy Turner! Reading take the lead in the 12th minute. Brilliant. Stamway bronze. Like we're going to struggle. Felt a little bit unnecessary. Carter incoming. And Carter steals the ball away from the West Ham goalkeeper. Oh, is this a misunderstanding? Is this bitter for Leverkusen? And it's 3-0 for Wolfsburg. And Kerr on the move. And Williamson looking over his shoulder. And there's Kerr! You give her a snip and she'll take it! Austra! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! If she's in tempo, then it's going really well. Johnstotter gets the ball back. And then it's 4-0 for Leverkusen. What is this? Miller. Lovely cushion header. And he pulls it back. Runs! There it is! 3-0! And he thinks that's pretty cool. Take it away. Kiko and McCabe. A few words being exchanged there. Damn! Huh? Nope. Two down. It's rather desperate. Well, Hampton's kept it in. And can't keep out the rebound. Oh! Hayley Razzo scores her first Manchester City goal in the WSL. Impact from the bench. And a big... She saw that late and got down well. Mary Earps again. Played the England keeper. Always had the ability, Mary Earps. Own goal. It's getting really loud here. 1-4. Panaglas was... Nicely done. It's a tap-in for Friedemann. Fluid Arsenal play throughout this half. Well done. The huge... Can she still get it? The way is wide. Oh! The photographers live dangerously. Injuries. Tayyip. It's risky. And in goes Fleming. Oh, it's a gift! Only the second minute. And Chelsea lead. Horrible moment for Karima Tayyip. Ford. Scores by Campbell. Foul by Ford. Chelsea!