SHE IS FOR THE STREETS! | MANDEM NEED TO RESPECT THEMSELVES! FT@RantsNBants

Did you see the thing where the gal was filming and that, because my man took her to Red Lobster or something. Did you see it? Was it, or the Cheesecake Factory or something? The Fatting, the Fatting. The Cheesecake Factory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Fatting, yeah. And then my man said, like, cool, I'll drop you home then. Oh, 18-year-old me, you would have got taken to the blocks. Forget all of that, man. He's a bad man. And you know what the wickedest thing with the story was, yeah? Like, he booked a restaurant. She was late. So they lost their reservation because they only hold your table for 15 minutes at any, like, decent restaurant. You can't turn up late. It's a 15-minute-hold your table. Well, over in America, them says. Yeah, bro, but even here. If you book somewhere, that's why, like, if I book a restaurant, yeah, and I know I'm gonna be late, I always call them and I say, yo, do you know what I mean? Because, bro, like, my man them know, like, you'll tell a gal, like, cool, I'll pick you up at seven and that. They'll message you at 6.45 saying, oh, like, my hair's still wet and that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still don't know what to wear and that. So, man will always call up as a rule of thumb because I don't like to pull up somewhere late for them to turn me away because you're embarrassing me, even though it's your fault. You know, like that. So I'm not going and getting turned on. That's it. So he made, she made them late. So then he said, all right, cool. Cheesecake factory thing. You know what I mean? She went live, bro. She went live on Instagram or something like that, or she was filming it. You know the kind of gal you're getting with. Talk about, I'm not getting out the car. He said, yeah, that's fine, bro. I'll drop you home. When I saw her, I was like, I know your mattress is on the floor. I know you ain't got a normal bed. I know there's rugs. And then, bro, when he said, I'm going to drop you home, then she start backtracking about, oh, so what, we can't talk about, what's there to talk about? I wouldn't even, bro, I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even have taken her home. I would have left her in the car and I would have gone inside and eaten and left her in the car. Come out of the car, come out of the car. Come out of the car. No, I'd have gone and eaten. Because if I decided, man's going to Cheesecake Factory. I would have tried to find an expensive restaurant. Nah, but I'm not dropping you home. I'm not dropping you home. I would walk in with you and all of a sudden, I'm Usain Bolt into my car safe. Safe. This woman talking about she's not getting out the car though. She said she's not getting out the car. And that's the thing, Gally, not getting out the car. You're in a difficult situation. You can't call rallies. You can't put your hands on no one. So you go inside and eat and leave her in the car, bro. I'm going inside to eat and leave her in the whip. But then I don't feel sorry for that, brother, because you know what this Gally like. You probably found her in circumstances where she showed you what she's like. Like, they're all good gal out there, but you're looking at the wrong places. Bro, you're not going to go to Stoke City and try to find Spanish technical footballers. It's a dickhead thing. It don't make sense. The recruitment is tired. No, it's facts though. Because bro, anything, yeah. Anything that will sit in your car and tell you that she's not getting out the whip yet and start recording. Bro, there was red flags before. There's red flags. She's on the draw out thing from the jam. 100%, so you know what that means, yeah? You know what that means. That means that you were probably chasing her for so long that she thought, yo, I can bad this you up. Yeah, yeah. Because he probably lost her out at bad times. And she said, nah, I made bad excuses. And then she gave in and said, you know what, I'll give him a chance. Yeah, I'll give man a chance now because I ain't got nothing else going on. You know like that? That's about a dead ting, bro. Talk about that. We got the biggest gut. Fat ting as well. Nah, bro, listen. I'm not having it. You know what I'm saying? It's a crazy ting. Crazy. It's crazy. I'm leaving her in the car, bro. And I'm taking the keys. And the ting is, with the whip as well, blood, if you leave her in the car long enough, the alarm's going to go off anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I was there. So she's going to have to get out of the car. Exactly. And the very fact that she ran to social media, that tells you everything. That tells you her intentions. That tells you what she's like as a person. Maybe if it doesn't tell you that, that tells you what she thinks of you. Bars out. Charge it. Go and get some other ting. 100%, bro. I'll be in there with my cheesecake, bro. Man said red velvet, blood. I'll leave her in the whip. I'll sit by the window as well, so I can see her. I'll be in there trying to line up next dates and that. Like, oh, I'll see you for a while, bitch. Are you crazy? Like, if you get in the line popping, you can't let Gally do you like that, man. It's crazy. Not enough men rate themselves. It's crazy. And she's meaty as well. That's what's crazy. It's like, those are the ones that have the most attitude. Yeah, but Harry was right. Talk about win percentage. Yeah. Yeah, bro, bro. It's horrible, bro. It's horrible, cuz. Like, I'm sorry. Like, everybody act their face, innit? Like, everyone act their face. Like, brother. No, but the thing is, tings don't realize how dead they are, though. Do you know what I'm saying? Man gas it up. Man wanna be certain man. Their friends gas them up. Bro, it's peak. Life is harsh for the man, dem. Like, if you're short, if you're cool, if you got skin things, if you got no hair, you gotta use what you've got in it. Dead things keep getting told they're lit. Yeah, but bro, but this is what I, but what they don't understand is there's different types of attention. Do you know what I'm saying? Man dem are wired to wanna pamp. Do you know what I mean? And man dem's, man dem's, the thing is with man dem, yeah, it's like their standards, the difference between their standards of beating and wiping could be on the floor and up here. So because of that, yeah, look how wide that spectrum is. So all the tings in between wife and beat, yeah. Especially when man dem had a little juice. I know myself. Ting start looking lit when I've got juice. Bro, listen. All the tings between wife and beat, yeah, have got massive egos, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? And furthermore, the tings closer to beat than wife have bigger egos because they get approached more. You know them ones. Because think about it. As a man, as a man, if you see a baddie, yeah, you know, you're thinking, you know what? I ain't got my shit together right now to be moving to this ting. So more times you're not gonna move to her, but you see the dead ting. You know, you ain't got nothing, but you got 20 pound in your bank account and you're still moving to her. So she's getting moved to more, bro. So because of that, their attitudes are the worst. Yeah, they're the worst. They're the worst. Because man are trying to beat fam. Do you know what I'm saying? And then tings will get chopped down by a brother that's well out of their league and then think that that's their league, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Whereas man dem, if man dem pam a worldie, man are coming up to you honestly and saying, blood, you'll never guess what I have. I can't believe it. Because they know this ain't a every week ting. They just be like, hey, Mike. They're like, bro, you know when man go on holiday and they beat a mad ting that they know that, bro, it might be she, maybe she's from Switzerland or not. And in England, you're not beating a ting that looks like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're on holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you might be, she ain't got black tings at home. So you're pamming it and you're beating it and you're thinking raw, like man can't. Versus the ting you're talking about, like the dead ting. She's the gal that, when you get to the strip, if she's on it, you just want to score your first goal for the club in it. You score your first goal and then we go again. It is crazy. But the difference is man dem know, man dem know when that's not their league. They know it's not their league, bro. You know what I mean? Certain man, bro, I scored in the Champions League, but I know it's because about eight different man are injured. I ain't playing again. Lidge, Lidge. You know like that. I'm playing in the Champs, but I'm playing Bartey and that. Like them kind of team. You know that. Man's in the preliminary rounds and that. Man ain't even qualified. Playing some bleak Irish teams and that on AstroTurf. It's crazy. This is what I'm trying to say, bro. Man dem know, when they're away from home and they bag a banger, that they know that's not their level. When they go back home, they know they're going to be back waiting, scouring the curbs of Clapham High Street at three in the morning. That's it. Certain man can't score. Certain man need to do Mezza-Ozil. Certain man need to be brought along. Certain man got to wait for the bredrins. A wingman, bro. You know what I'm saying? This is what it is. But the thing is, with Tings, a brother that's got everything together might just say, you know what, bro? She's here. Let me just grab that in it. I want a graft tonight. Do you know what I mean? And then in her head, she's thinking, right. God forgive me for my sins, man. Yeah. That's it. And then Gal will think, what? So this, so I can get this. So what? I can get this all the time? No. And the thing is, post-knot clarity will be crazy. Crazy. Bro, that man don't sleep over anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying, bro? The man will bang you about it as well. Bruv, these Tings, and that's why you see, yeah, like when they said, oh, the Mezza-Mount Tings, the crazy Tings that was, bro, cause he just pammed, he probably pammed the mid-Ting, you know, then all of a sudden- It's only Billy Gilmore that got shagged. Bruv, you know that? Pammed it, and then all of a sudden, she's thinking, what? I ain't letting him go. I can't do better than this. All of a sudden, you got problems, big man. Literally, literally. You know, you got problems, big man. Whereas the man, the man that pams the wavy Ting on holiday, he knows, all right, cool. This ain't my level at home. This is just my holiday level. Just like it won't be a few years ago, when he got that lighty, and she was drawing him out, saying, no, pause, he thinks more, all these sort of things. Bro, tread carefully in this world, man. That's what I mean. Man don't know their levels. These things don't know their levels. And that's why these clap Tings can be moving prestige like that. Because they honestly don't know what they actually look like. They don't know what they look like. And this was her going on a date as well, blood. This wasn't even her first thing in the morning. That's a different story. How did it get to a date? Was you chatting on the phone? Was it just a thing where you just texted her and come like, what was the grafting being done to get to that level? Cause I understand, like you said, roasting, we've all been there. You get it. But you're actually actively making the decision to do fuckery. So you need to look in the mirror. That's why I said, if you get in a situation like that, as a guy, you deserve to be in that. You deserve to be in that. Because you overlooked so many things to get to this point where she's disrespecting you in your own car. You know you're doing wrong. In your own car, she's disrespecting you. So how many times did she disrespect you before that? Cause this ain't the first time. I mean, the way he dealt with it. She's comfortable. The way he dealt with it, he went in shock. He was just like, ah, cool, I'll take you home in it. Clearly this, that and that. But it's like, bro, you allowed it to get to that. But facts, because if you patterned it from early, she would have, no gal could ever disrespect man like that, bro. She would know from the off, this is not an option, bro. Yeah, you're good at smelling stuff. Like once they can smell that they can take you for a dickhead, if they're wired that way, they're going to take you for a dickhead. And also if she wasn't filming, would he have reacted like that? Probably not. You know what I mean? He probably had to do it because he said, you know what? My pride's hurt right now, but I can't, I can't go out like a dickhead. So now, man, once I see the camera, I'm busting out of the way. I'm busting out. You're not getting my face or any of that. That's what I'm saying. If they weren't filming, I bet you, you would have had a conversation. Cause he would have lost things. Like any real guy that gets scared, you would have lost things. The nice things would have looked at Donnie and said, rah, that's what you're doing. Oh my God. You're nasty. It's me. That's what I told, man. If you're going to cheat, get lit things, bro. Come on. But this is what I'm saying. And more times, but yeah, but again, more times a man get caught cheating. It's not with the lit thing. Do you know what I'm saying? And this is how you know the dead things, yeah? When Ashley Cole got caught cheating on Cheryl, yeah? With the busted hairdresser. And this is, this is, this is what man need to realize, yeah? Bro. Actually called the original scumbag. Original. But that's what I mean. And that's why, bro, this is why these dead things will have the attitude because they could get Ashley Cole, bro. Do you understand? A footballer fuck me, what have you got? Rah, fuck off, man. Do you understand what I'm saying? And this, this is exactly why the dead things will have the most attitude because they know, yeah, they can get a footballer, bro. Do you know what I mean? And then they'll look at you, a normal guy. You can't just go and get like one of them female influencers. Do you know what I mean? You can't get Lodz and Chen Xiao, them to shout me if you watch this show, shout me. Please. All them things, bro. All them things, them influencers, them gal that got 500K, a million followers. They're not replying to your DMs. You know what I'm saying? Everyone's in the DMs doing the same things. That's what I mean, but a footballer with 5 million, that's it. A footballer with 5 million followers will go and slap all these dead things, bro. So it's not a level playing field, man. It's not. It's peak out here. I swear, it's not level. I watched something online and someone, some girl said she messaged Madison that, oh, she thinks he's sexy and that he just liked it and blocked it. That's how man should manoeuvre. Like, it's peak, bro. That's what I'm saying, bro. Confused. Man said, first of all, I'm really shocked because mind you, I'm not there. We haven't called each other husband and wife, bro. Bro, they got married, bro. You know them ones there and she chopping down Alcina, bro. That tells me she don't rate him. She don't rate him. Chopping down man in the family house and that. Imagine you're walking into your house, next man are chopping off your wife and you're apologising for walking in, you know? You know them ones that, I'm sorry for interrupting you lot. You know them ones there, like, is my man. Charles, eating your food and that as well, but that's his youth. Do you know what? Will Smith's kids, that's my man's youth now. Will Smith, I didn't think I couldn't rate you less, but from all these informations being brought up, safe, Will Smith, man. Like, you got money, but you're going to cry in that mansion, man. That's what I mean, bro. Man saying Drake was in the Aston Villa's DM, Aston Villa girl's DM. You just want to look and see who his DM is, bro. You know them ones there, that means man was running in reckless, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? But man get lost in the sauce. Man get lost in the sauce, bro. If you can chop, yeah, a porn star, yeah, with no rubber. Do you know how crazy you are? With no rubber. Like, do you know how crazy that is? Oh man, I'm beating off the clock, bareback on CCTV again, being surprised they're going bell-marshing, getting birded. It's crazy, bro. But this is what I'm saying. If you're chopping, yeah, if you're chopping these things with no protection, you're already, you don't business, bro. You're ready to risk it all, fam. Oh, you're a different kind of rapper. I'm scared of you. Any of my bredrens come tell me that, I'm shook of you. I'm shook. Because we all capable of mad things. You need to go and be a leader for a war clan or something. You're scary, bro. But that's what I'm saying, bro. Oh, right, it was Douglas Louise's ex. Damn, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the layman thing. Damn. Do you know what I'm saying? What, did she do it? Nah, that's the same one that Rashford got linked to him, and they said that he saved her in a club when a man was drawing her, and he backed it for her. So I'm just... Ah, big him up. But he clearly did the hero thing. Are you all right? Let's jump in the range. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, let's get a taxi back. Yeah, but you know Rashford, that's what, you know, he can hit the target in some regards, isn't it, really? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, bro. Great decision making from him, damn. My man is saying that she not even lit like that, bro. Can't even lie. She never lit like that, bro. There's any blunting, do you know what I'm saying? With the long eyelashes and that, I can't stand them. I need to see them kind of girl where they look like, legitly, when they wake up. That's what I mean, you see them in the morning, bro, and they just look like unseasoned chicken, bruv. And you see them in the morning, bruv. Like, it's long. Even that Adam 22 done. But do you know what, with him, I don't rate him, but I rate him because he's made a commitment to be a dickhead. If you're going to be a dickhead, be like Adam 22. Don't be like Will Smith. Will Smith's kind of half stepping. At least Adam has said, I am a pussy-o. I'm doing it with my chest. He said she's for the streets, but I'm going to make some money. Yeah, yeah. You're still a dickhead. I don't condone you, but at least you own it in it. You man are different. The two birds are the same feather, but, boy. Trust me, man. Them, you, bruv. You know what I'm saying, bruv. It's like the more money don't need to make, the more dickhead-ness gets into their minds, that is. Bruv, man, them roll safe. That's all I'm saying, bruv. Roll safe, man. You know what I mean? Man's seen it, bruv. I used to work in the gym, broski. When I tell you, you see these things with no makeup, first thing in the morning, bro, it's a matte thing, bro. It's a light. And I've had to regulate some of the young G's in there. I remember one young brother, Stuart, blood, was working there one time, little white boy, yeah. He must've been like- Savage, innit? He must've been like 19 or something. You know what I'm saying? Young G. You know what I'm saying? I'd have been like 24 at the time, man. And the man's saying to me, he's like, he said to one girl, and you never see, he was like, oh, you look tired, innit? I was like, bruv. I was like, bruv, she's got no makeup on, blood. Like, you know them ones there? It's not even like she looked tired. It's just that he's not used to seeing her without makeup on, because normally she'd come in at lunchtime, yeah. You've got a line. You look nice. From work, but she came in in the morning, and he was like, oh, oh, you all right? You look tired. I was like, bruv, it's called makeup. You know them ones there? And this is why, yeah, bruv, you need to understand the transformations that take part, blood. Stuart, yeah, bruv, needless to say that the look that she gave Stuart, blood, was matte. Done that, innit? Get enjoyed out in the gym, crazy as well. And this is what I'm saying, bro. When you see these things in the gym, here with no makeup, bro, like this is what you know. This is what you know. You've got a line. Make her feel like she's lit. Man, them need to understand. Even Beyonce without makeup, ain't Beyonce. Litch, litch. You know them ones there. Rihanna without makeup, ain't Rihanna, bro. Litch. You've got to understand, bruv. A lot of these things don't really look like that, bruv. Do you know what I mean? A lot of these things that you be liking their pictures on Instagram, they don't, not only do they not look like that. But I think we've both been there. You've seen lit things, or you've been making influences. They know. And they're meaty. And they know they don't look like that either. Do you know what I'm saying? They know they don't look like that. They're true magicians. Some women are true magicians. Bruv, these gal will be FaceTiming you with a filter. And this is it. And you know what it is with some of these gal as well. Some women legitimately can't understand why, as men, we prefer the natural look. They don't get it. They genuinely don't get it. We get it because we want you to look normal, really. We don't want to look like we're with two different gal. It's crazy. That's why Amanda, bro, listen, roll safe. But the thing is, men don't think with upstairs. They think with their something. I know, but, bro, men need to understand. You need to understand. Obviously, men are built a certain way. Biologically, there's nothing you can do. Nothing you can do. But know what you're getting yourself into, at least. You know what I'm saying? And that's why I say, the reason why I like to know things is so I know how to navigate. Do you know what I'm saying? Once I hear certain things, I know if I'm taking you seriously or not. I'm never going to say it. The game does not change, bro. Do you know what I mean? Men just need to know how to play it, bro. That's it. Do you know what I'm saying? But the game ain't going to change for you. You know what I'm saying? So you just got to know the rules. You know what I'm saying? So- And never forget them. Never forget the game. Never forget the game as well. Never forget it. Don't get lost in the source, bro. And that's the thing. People get lost. I've seen certain men that are galluses. A certain gal that tickles their fancy. They're saying all the sweet nothings. Composure lost. They're buying drinks in the ring. What are you doing, cuz? And then I've seen them saying, get in the whip. Get in the BM. And I'm the one. I am one of them friends. I'm going to laugh at you. I'll feel safe with you, but I'm going to laugh at you. I don't want to laugh at my virgins. But I've seen it. The game's the game. It's peak out here. Man be on a night out arguing with tings, bro. That ain't their gal, blood. Listen. Arguing with tings, bro. That's another drunk. Don't argue with women that's not yours. Lidge, don't argue with women that's not yours. If she's not your official gal, don't argue. In fact, this is probably terrible advice. Say you're not to my gal. Bring carnage. Pure violence. That's it. Bring carnage. Yeah, bring carnage, blood. Bro, bring wars. Because they will say you're so audacious, but why? No one else is going to say.