Giả lập ăn xin (Kenjumboy - Gaming Day)

Okay, hello everyone. Welcome back to my channel. Today, we're going to play a game called Gia Lap An Sinh As you can see, my red chair is broken. So I'm waiting to buy a new chair. I'm using another chair. This chair is very weak. When you fall, it will... I can't lean back. Oh! You're alive! Got me worried there! What do you mean? Get locked up! A car that can speak! Okay, okay. What do I have to eat? What? Moldy bread? Okay, oh. Ah, that's where I live? I'm a homeless person. This is a pun for Cris when he plays this game. He called me a homeless person because he wanted to eat me. But then Cris replied, You're a homeless person, so you don't have a door. Moldy bread! Oh, I can hold it? You will eat a lot of bread! Okay, okay. Bread? What is this? Press E to pick up and eat. Yeah, I'm hungry. Oh. Oh, this is the hat I gave you, but you don't like it? I'll give it to you. Oh, a pan! Do I put it in the machine? Oh, that's fun! Hello! Get up! Boiling water! Hello! Oh, I hit two people. Boing! Are you running? Are you running? Oh, police! Police! Police! Do you have a ticket? Oh, the police didn't give me a ticket. I'll come back. Hehe! Huh? Press M? Oh, I'm going the wrong way. What's this? Available quest? Oh, there's a mission? You're stealing pigeons at the top of the town. I know what you're up to, but it'll cost you some serious money. I have to give them money to pay for the pigeons? 10 bucks. Jack, you're a greedy ass, you know that? Okay. You can edit your message at any time. Oh! I'll draw on the board, then I'll ask for money. Use cardboard! What am I drawing? I'll draw an eagle. What? It's not legal. I'll draw money. Okay. Accept. Oh, you! Hey, not bad! Should get your point across. Okay. Hey, give me some money. I'd like to help, but I don't have any cash. What? You don't help me? Here, good luck. Where? Oh, good! That's it! Keep going, pal! How much do I get? I don't know. I only get $1. Hey! Thank you so much. Hello, you look so handsome. Can I have some money? Okay, thank you. You look so rich. Can I have some money? What? You don't have any money? Okay, thank you. Good luck. What the hell? I got $2. Oh, the vest is so beautiful. Can I have some money? What? Your beard is super beautiful. Can I have some money? See? He gave me the money. Now, I'll change this board. I'll draw... I'll draw an eagle. Okay. You can do better than that? Okay. Hello! Can I have some money? Hello! Okay, thank you. Why did I draw an eagle? Why didn't anyone give me money? I wrote money, give me, but no one gave me money. You want to get your precious birdie back? Well, this is the only birdie you'll get. What? Why are you cursing me? Well, don't just stand there. Flip him back. How do I curse him? Curse? I curse you. It's harder than that to piss me off. Oh, good idea. Try to piss him off. Or better yet, on him. Can I hit him? I'll hit him. He's gonna regret this. I'll hit him. You take my birdie. You got a nice one, pal. You'll remember this day as the great whitening. Okay. My bird. What? So, it seems we aren't the only ones paying a visit to the pigeon lady. Watch out! Big Bugs sure know how to pack a punch. What are you doing, step card? Oh, he's not dead yet. Eat the birdie. Okay. Our mission is to pick on those who wear nice clothes. I'm calling the cops. Good luck watching that. Send your best officer. There's a bum here who needs beating up. Someone should... You call the cops? I'll kick your ass if you do. Where's the cop? There he is! Eat the birdie. Help me! I can't run. What's wrong with you? Why are you guys running? Why are you running? He's running to hit me? Fuck out. Eat the birdie. Do you think my birdie is strong? Eat the birdie. Police! I'll punch him. Take this. Take this! The game can't die, huh? Okay. Now I have to do my mission. That's it, I'm calling the police. The police is here. This is... Airstrike What do you think you're doing? Find some cover This is the last one Hello Oh no, not this It's done Don't let that stop you You'll never catch me now For I am Batman Cucumber I'll meet you at your place after you make the delivery Good luck I hope you enjoy fireworks I'd say that I have a good feeling about this Yeah, I know It's time to play Did it just get faster? How much time do we have left? Can you please tell me that much? Boom It was a fucking bomb Curse that balloon Stop We tricked the police once again What the fuck? Nani? What? What is this? A broom Do you need a broom? Hello, do you need a broom? Okay, I have a broom Get out Yeah, I know I'll hit you My broom Stop, let me get my broom Okay, thank you Okay, I think I'll end this video Thank you for watching If you like this video, please subscribe If you want me to continue playing this game, please leave a comment See you in the next video Bye