Will Smith is a massive D*ckhead! Jada KEEPS COOKING HIM! FT @RantsNBants

Killing me, I just seen the private chat as well. Hey, blood, listen. Obviously, man done the thing, what's it? The last show that man done with Northside, bruv. And obviously, man were talking about the Will and Jada thing, innit, bro? That video's going nuts, you know? And then, well, some next things come out as well, bro. Like, do you know what I'm saying? This bald ting's always just doing the devil's work, bro. Bro, I swear it down. Do you know what I mean? Queen of kicking a man while he's down. But then again, either Will Smith is playing on another team or they're doing some mad money making ting or some bulky Hollywood stuff because she just don't like him. Like, why does she keep hitting man up? No, but the problem is, like, that's why they always say, yeah? They always say, like, man done, the best advice anyone could ever tell you, yeah, is don't choose, choose the women that choose you, innit? There you have it. That's what you have to do. There you have it. The problem is when you go after a ting and you're just an option to her, she's always going to disrespect you, bro. You know what I mean? Like, you can't be with a ting that thinks that she can do better than you because they're always looking for the next best ting. You always make sure you know that as well. And you're going to be doing the most. Sure, bro. And when the ting's slipping out and she's helping my man put it back in and she's recording that and showing you, you're going to be like, bro, listen, after God, fear women, you know? Unfortunately, that ain't happened to me, but fear women, women's scary, some of them, anyway. The facts, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? And this is the wickedest ting about it because it's like, and this is why, like, man will, like, Galif said to me, oh, it's like, I've got this aura that I don't care. And it's because I don't. Do you know what I'm saying? It's because I don't, like. It's because I don't, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? We're doing it on page, please. Did it allow it, man? No. Because then they get turned off by that and you're done out here. No, bro, you can't care, bro. Because at the end of the day, when you realise, yeah, you need to tick maybe 10 boxes just to be in with a shot. Do you know what I'm saying? And as men, yeah, like, bro, it doesn't take much for us, for you to qualify for us. You know them ones. Mine might just say, you know what? She's buff and she takes his back. That's it. You know them ones. Most men are simple. That's it. And even, bro, and even the football ting's a bonus. Do you know what I'm saying? But that's what's up for a man like Will Smith, and man in general, because you're doing it to yourself, bro. You're doing it to yourself. And that's why, in a weird way, I rate these women that take these men for dickheads because you need dickheads and normal people or the world wouldn't be balanced. So big up the idiots out there. Talk about Tupac was your soulmate, bro. When he was alive, he didn't want to claim you. You know them ones there, bro. Like, but that's what I'm saying, bro. Like, he didn't want to claim you, blood. You know, like that man didn't want to wife you. He was still pamming other ting's. That wasn't your soulmate, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? It wasn't that. He didn't love you, blood. Man didn't want to be with you. Like, he didn't claim you. But this is what I'm trying to say. He did not claim you, blood. Do you know what I mean? So all of this ting, bro, like, I don't know what my man was doing, but that's not your, that was never your man, bro. Do you know what I mean? So he saw the red flag and he said, nah, Will can have you, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? That's what he said. Bro, he said, Will can have you. Do you know what I'm saying? I didn't see, bro, he's never claimed her. Not a day, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? He's in heaven. He's just his brethren at most. Bruv, and even that. You know what I mean? You probably got a one, two little piece and. Bro, I'm being real here. Man them don't intentionally end up with Diallo's brethrens. That never really happens. You know them ones, especially at Trap Tick Gang. Yeah, man of Trap Tick Gang ain't bang. He probably thought about beating, yeah. And then, because bro, I've been in situations, I just don't keep them around as friends, but I've been in situations where I've seen a ting and I'm thinking, yo, she's nice. And then the more I get to know her, I'm thinking, right. Nah, bro, this ain't it. Exactly. Do you know what I'm saying? But certain man, certain man that ain't like me, I'll just cut them off completely. You know them, but certain man, certain man will kind of just keep them around because they just like female company, whereas I don't. This is it. Do you understand? Certain man like to just chat with Gal like, it's crazy out here. And this is what it is. Certain man can't be alone. Certain man can't survive a drought. 100%. So you know what it is? He probably thought about beating and then he started to see all the red flags and he thought, you know what? I'ma just keep it a bredging ting. Whereas me, I'm just not replying to your messages no more. Or he could have clarted them before she's catching feelings. Just keep it at a certain level. Either way, Will did the wrong thing in it, man. You got youths as well. So you can't exactly never see her again to a degree. It's peak. That's what I mean. And this is real. This is facts, bro. She's so obsessed with man. If bro, if he did fake that death, she would have found man. 100%. 100% she would have found man. Do you know what I'm saying? And that's what it is. Her head's not right, bro. And like, now Will's in a marriage. He's in a marriage you can't get out of, yeah? And the fact is, yeah? Wasn't she grooming a youth as well? Bruv, listen, she was moving mad, bro. And the wickedest thing is Will was like, and this is how you know Will's an idiot, yeah? Because he was like, oh, I felt insecure about their relationship. Bro, you were in a marriage with a gal, yeah? That you knew wanted another man and you still went through with it, bro. Rid you waste, man. You absolute waste, man. You waste, man. Do you know how crazy that is? It's like, bro, you're the guy. You don't respect yourself. You've got a humiliation fetish if that's what you're on. Bro, he was, there was at one point, yeah? Like, bro, even still, yeah? In Hollywood, yeah? Bro, he's one of the highest grossing actors of all time. Like, bro, he was the guy, bro. Like, you see Fresh Prince, bro? This is what I'm saying. The guy, bro. There was no one. There was nobody, bro. When Will Smith was at the top of the game, yeah? Couple of the people he worked with, the gal he could've, you know, he's always him, bro. There was no one on his level, bro. This guy could've had Halle Berry. He could've had anything he wanted and he chose her, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? And that's what I mean why Mandem don't have standards, bro. Cause she had a little failing career and that. Do you know what I mean? And he still, he boosted it up while she humiliated him. Saved her, done a little branting. But this is why Mandem need to have more. Mandem need to have more. Mandem need to have more respect for themselves. Mandem, have more respect for yourself. That's what I say, bro. Because if you start holding gal to the same standards that they hold you to, you'll realize, yeah, that you're too good for most of these things, bro. And when they see that, you'll get more things. You're too good for them, bro. Like she's running around with her bar lead making demands on them. No, my bro, it's true. Like, bro, like, it's what, you can't grow hair, bruv. Do you know what I'm saying? Like you actually can't grow hair, bro. Like, bro. Some of you look nice with short hair, but. No, but bro, I'm being real. Like, bruv, I ain't never met a ting that looks better bald. Like, bro, it's true. I ain't met, bruv, listen. I haven't, no. I have not met one ting that looks better bald. I've never seen a ting and I said, you know what, yeah? That's what I'm saying. They look like twins, bruv. Bruv, you know, like that. She just needs to pierce her nose, blud. Feels like a bald saliva, blud. Bruv, I have not met one ting, yeah? And I've said, you know what? Like, you know what would do it? Like, just shave off your hair, bro. Like, that's it. No, bro, I've not met one ting. Like, do you know what I mean? Man, I'm saying Amber Rose. That's because you ain't never seen her with long hair, bro. Do you know what I'm saying, bro? Nah, it's somebody, not the bald ting, but somebody with short hair. She can pull off the bar lead, bro. Just like Megan Good can pull off the short hair, but, bro, I've never seen a. Yeah, that's a shorter ting. But I've never seen them. Same with Halle Berry, but I've never seen them with long hair. And I said, ah, you know what would do it? A little short back and sides. You know what I mean? Just to finish it. Nah, broski. I've never seen it. That was him. I already know Will Smith is playing for another team, because if him and Jada are still cheating and he's dogging, boy, that's crazy. That's crazy. Nah, bro. Like, to me, it don't even make no sense. Do you know what I'm saying? It don't even make no sense. So, it's one of them things where the fact that you're letting a bald ting violate you is wild. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, his wife's hair is literally shorter than his, bro. So, you know, he wears the trousers. And that's exactly what's going on, bro. That's exactly what's going on in the relationship, bro. You're getting mugged off in front of your two youths, bro. And your youths are probably bullying you as well. And nothing's safe for them, because their friends are probably bullying them. Bro, your youths do not rate you, bro. Do you know what I mean? Luckily, both of them look like him. Or I'd want a paternity test, bro, because the way she's moving. But they're probably on some weird shit as well. Like, bro. That's where I go back to your point. As much as we're saying this, this could just be some weird Hollywood ting. You know, these little bookie, like. Bro, man said they ain't been together for seven years, bro. But they're still going to events together. Man slapped her next man for you. Done all of these. Man was trying to win you back. That's why he slapped you. Bro, now I deeped it. Because he was probably thinking, yo, what would Tupac do? So he went up there and he slapped Chris Rock. He was doing the selection bad boy ting, man. He knows Chris Rock ain't gonna do him that, man. But this is what I'm saying. They probably thought, you know, what would Tupac do, lad? Because I'm trying to get her back. You know what I'm saying? And that's what he done. And that's why he slapped my G. Still probably gonna get a little blimey. She ran off with certain other man. I bet you a security guard in Hollywood's G and all the quick ting. This is what I'm saying, bro. Man's, listen, bruv. Gardener. Gardener's, bruv, pamming. Lidge, Lidge. The thing is, that's the saddest thing. She's getting picked up by probably a guy with odd socks and sliders in a broke down car. Bro, it's peak. Like, this, bro, like, I see this all the time. Like, it's peak out here. But he's doing it to himself. But this is what I'm trying to say, bro. Like, she's barely five foot. She's got a bollard and she's got a man on strings. And that's why I manned him. Like, bro, like, the most important thing you could do in life, yeah. Bro, choose the girl that chooses you, lad. Because you know what? You see, at the start, when you meet a girl, if you're running her down and you're acting like you have to prove yourself to her, you're gonna have to do that for the rest of the time you're together. Because, bro, you can't show her something and then stop doing it. Exactly. You can't do it. And while you're doing that, and again, there's gonna be a done that does none of that and she runs back to you. Hundred percent. Because she'll get bored of you running her down. And then she'll remember the toxic relationship she was in here. And she'll be like, yo, I miss that feeling, lad. You know them ones like them. Gal will say to you, oh, like, things just don't feel the same, lad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bruv, that's what they tell you, fam. Don't feel the same. I wanna discover myself and all that fucking bollocks, mate. Learn, learn, learn, bruv. You know them ones. Learn from me, blud. You know the amount of times I've met a ting, yeah. Learn from my man's mistakes, lad. Learn from my mistakes. You see me, bro. You see when I was young and girls used to tell me, yeah, about, oh, yeah, the toxic relationship they used to be in and my boyfriend used to do this and I actually used to feel sorry for these gal. And then, bro, if you, bruv, you see one thing about gal, bro, let them talk, bro, because they like to talk. Let them talk. They will tell on themselves. They will tell on themselves, blud. They'll say one, two things to me and I'm like, that's why he punched you, blud. I get it now. You know them ones there, bro. I ask around. Everyone's telling me he's a good you, but he punched you up. You know them ones there. I'll be like, bro, you was pushing button, bruv. You were, bruv, she was button bashing, bro. You know what I mean? And she just found a combination, bruv, and got the right hook, bro. That's what happened. This is what happened, bro. Man them. You need to understand. You need to understand, man them, and the fact that Will Smith ain't hit her with a how you can, bruv, I don't know, because she's done mad things. She's done mad things to this guy. That's where he's, I think it turns him on. Boy, he must be, because you're getting drawn out every day. And like you said, they've been together for seven years. You must like this. You must like this, bro. And the thing is, you know what's crazy about the whole thing? They ain't been together for seven years. He's definitely pamming someone and no one snitched on him. So, you getting me? Something's going on. I reckon, bruv, bruv, that's what I'm saying. Everyone's preaching it. They wanting this life disclaimer, but I don't think he's saying the same thing. Bruv, no one ain't come out and said, oh, you know what? I'm dating Will Smith. He ain't been seen with no gal in this time. You know them ones. And I mean, I know them low testosterone man and that, but boy, listen, you see me. No gal can't never say to bruv about, listen, we've been separated for seven years and you ain't seen me with no gal. That's crazy. Or you ain't heard about me with no gal. Aye, broski. That's mad. I must've been able to become a monk or something. I'm not involved in that. Bro, that ain't happening. Man said seven whole years and you ain't packed me once. Lynch, Lynch, Lynch. Well, you ain't no little story. He doesn't leak it, bruv. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm about to be acting. He must be incredibly sly or he's doing the magic. This is what I'm, this is what I'm saying. Man ain't even linked with no things. I'm telling you something. You know what I mean, bruv? Will Smith, man's on a Darth Vader thing, bruv. Lynch, Lynch. That's what man's on, bro. You know like that? And that's the reason why he won't divorce her because, bruv, he be doing some mad things. Doing madness. And she'll probably, bro, she's got the book ready. Because what I think about her is, what about the things she hasn't said yet? The things she's got loaded in the closet ready. It's peak. Bruv, that's why you ain't left her, bro. Because she's got dirt, bruv. You know that? She's got real dirt on her. She's got the mad ting. And that's why he can't leave, bro. Lynch. You know what I'm saying? And that's why man be at them Diddy parties. You know them ones there, like, slow it down. That's why 50, bruv. 50 be telling man about it, bruv. 50 be telling, man, body loving that, bruv. Like, man be telling, man. You know what I'm saying? Man be telling, man, bro. Be careful, blud. Diddy, P Diddy, that is one guy you don't want to be around, blud. Broski. Do you know what I'm saying? Bruv, you can't go to them parties, bro. You take some champagne, you'll finish. Next thing you know, you wake up, it's a mazo. Forget that. It's scary. Puffy been trying to tell us with the little shoulder shimmies and that, bruv. He been trying to tell us, blud. Yeah, Trance. Trance. I swear he had a show where he's making Fair Man just sing in the yard and all these things. Yeah, bro. We can abandon that, bro. I mean, man, go get the cheesecake and them things. Make it Lynch. Making Fogg sing harmonies and that. He's scary, man. Listen, listen. Hollywood is scary, man. You don't get to them man's level without being bookie. Like, it's all bookie. Scary, cuz. You know like that? And this is what I'm saying. So you see the Will and Jada thing, yeah, bro? It's actually mad. The fact that he ain't been linked with no things. This brother ain't gonna divorce her. She's embarrassing, man, as well. And it's like, where's the breaking point? Where's the breaking point? Because it's bullying at this point. You know what I'm saying? And when you find out, yeah. Bruv, when you just find out Will Smith's just gone missing, bro, cuz you can't take it no more. Then everyone's gonna have sympathy for man, bro. Imagine if it was the other way around and he was tormenting her. Bro, he's gonna be called misogynistic and all these buzzwords that they say on Twitter and that. Like, he'd be called everything. He'd be done out here. He'd lose every endorsement. Bruv, the whole of black Twitter would have been out here talking about how he was abusive. He's doing all of this, blood. Trust me. You know what I'm saying? But, bro, this prayer is getting cooked publicly all the time and no one's defending this guy. No one's even moved anymore about Will Smith. And I think that's sad. Like, nobody, like, all right, Will Smith got taken for a dickhead again. Like, how can you know, man? It's weird, bro. Money really can't buy a class, for real. Bruv, that's what I'm saying. Man said, chance for a window open. No links, bruv. This is exactly what it is. He needs to get a tight rednap on. Bruv, man said, bruv, the window's been open for six years. Man ain't been linked with no things, bro. Them man are going to them Bakey Islands, them Epstein Islands and that, man. They're doing the Bakey thing, man. Them Hollywood dates are Bakey, man. Listen what I'm saying, bro. You know what I'm saying? I was watching a thing with the Wayans brothers, actually, bro. That Weinstein, brud, I know them man there, bro. Like, owe them like 400 million, brud. From Hollywood, just block them. You know them ones, from their scary movie franchises and that, bro. It's a cult. Them man said it's a cult, brud. Them man owe them 400 million, yeah. They were going to sue them, but them man are worried, fam. You know them ones there, like 400 million. See? It's all Bakey. All them Oscars and them events, it's all Bakey stuff that goes on. Them man are Bakey, man. Bruv, the fact that he could walk up there and slap my man, yeah? Slap my man and not even get ejected out the building. That tells you everything. Do you know what I'm saying? He's done a lot of Ben Bandulu things, man. He's been- Bruv. Will Smith was probably there giving lineups. Pause, man. He's Bakey, man. Like, man, he's got- Ah! He's been like, let's be honest. Like, again, if that's you lot, disclaimer, everyone do their thing. Don't cancel us. But Will Smith is- Man said Smokey Bobbers and that. Man said lineups and that. Nah, it's crazy. Even like Keisha, just getting that, man. Like, Will Smith's crazy, man. Nah, nah. It's brazy. You know, like that. So, bruv, this girl, bruh, she a demon, bro. You know what I mean? She a demon and no one's coming out to defend him, bro. You know what I'm saying? But something ain't right, because you know like- Nothing's right. And the thing is, again, if we can see this in the forefront, what's going on in the back roads, it's scary. It's scary, man. Shout out to Will Smith if that's your thing, but don't be like him. Listen, man, like Willard, bro. You know what I mean? That's like, man, then protect the things. Bruv, go get the things that want you, blood. Because if you run a girl down, you'll be running her down forever, bro. They never stop running, cuz. And if you want to chase them down, chase them down, get the one thing that we all know you need to get and cut. Don't get lost in the- Cut, man. You know what I mean? Hold tight, you, man. The days of you, man, turning up to the first date with flowers, that's over now. You know what I mean? And if you're doing that, big up you, Linic, because it's scary out here. Nah, you're a waste, man. You know the ones there, bro. You're a waste, man. You know what I'm saying? Because you don't even know if the ting- You don't even know if the ting's an asset yet, bro. Do you know what I mean? You don't know if she's an asset and you're already spending money, bro. Oh, she's probably taking wood an hour before the date. Like- Bruv, bruv, bruv. And she getting dropped off somewhere else as well. Literally, when she's yours, do the flower ting. You don't- This romance ting is dead. It's not about being like little Bow Wow, Romeo, and all them guys there now. Just be yourself. Decrease the losses, people. Like, it's a loser's game. Get her out here to finesse. Like, it's scary. 100%. 100%, man, dim. Hey, but that's what I'm saying. Hey, bro, imagine on Insta-