"Not knowing is part of the fun." - The Big Bang Theory

One, two, three, four, five. No way. That's your card, right? Seven of clubs! That is amazing! It's not amazing. All magic tricks are merely a combination of manipulation and misdirection, with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet. Oh, really? So, how did I do it? I don't care how you did it. You had more important things to think about. Clearly, the cards are marked. You had more important things to think about. I do. You just happened to have caught me on a break. Let me see those cards. Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college? Hey, guys. What do you think? Priya took me clothes shopping. Hey, you look great. Good for you, Priya. I took that stupid hoodie off him when we were... Well, you look great. Thank you. Let's go hang everything up. Yeah, good. New contacts. I should have done this years ago. So, are you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis? I'm not going out with him. He can sleep with whoever he wants. Yeah, I was talking to Raj. Oopsie. All right, this deck is rigged in some fashion. Fine, get another deck and I'll do the trick with that. So, you're saying this is a regulation deck? I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle. Yeah, well, I'm happy Leonard's found someone. That anybody asked. And was your card the jack of diamonds? Oh, I don't know how he did it yet. He has the same look my little nephew gets when he can't figure out how I got his nose. You know, I have some remedial magic tricks that might be more your speed. Oh, look. The pencil's rubber. I think I know how you did the card trick. Oh, no, please. If I don't know, you don't know. That's axiomatic. Come here. You're right. Not too bad for someone who doesn't know what axiomatic means.