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Les Miserables Volume 3
Marius Book V. The Excellence of Misfortune
by Victor Hugo Narrated by Peter Silverleaf
CHAPTER I. MARIUS INDIGENT
Life became hard for Marius. It was nothing to eat his clothes and his watch. He ate of
that terrible inexpressible thing that is called de la vache en rage. That is to say
he endured great hardships and privations. A terrible thing it is, containing days without
bread, nights without sleep, evenings without a candle, a hearth without a fire, weeks
without work, a future without hope, a coat out of the elbows, an old hat which evokes
the laughter of young girls, a door which one finds locked on one at night because one's
rent is not paid, the insolence of the porter and the cook-shop man, the sneers of neighbors,
humiliations, dignity trampled on, work of whatever nature accepted, disgusts, bitterness,
despondency. Marius learned how all this is eaten, and how such are often the only things
which one has to devour. At that moment of his existence when a man needs his pride because
he needs love, he felt that he was jeered at because he was badly dressed, and ridiculous
because he was poor. At the age when youth swells the heart with imperial pride, he dropped
his eyes more than once on his dilapidated boots, and he knew the unjust shame and the
poignant blushes of wretchedness. Admirable and terrible trial from which the feeble emerge
base, from which the strong emerge sublime. A crucible into which destiny casts a man
whenever it desires a scoundrel or a demigod. For many great deeds are performed in petty
combats. There are instances of bravery ignored and obstinate, which defend themselves step
by step in that fatal onslaught of necessities and turpitudes. Noble and mysterious triumphs
which no eye beholds, which are requited with no renown, which are saluted with no trumpet-blast.
Life, misfortune, isolation, abandonment, poverty are the fields of battle which have
their heroes, obscure heroes, who are, sometimes, grander than the heroes who win renown. Firm
and rare natures are thus created. Misery, almost always, a stepmother, is sometimes
a mother. Destitution gives birth to might of soul and spirit. Distress is the nurse
of pride. Unhappiness is a good milk for the magnanimous.
There came a moment in Marius' life when he swept his own landing, when he brought
his Sue's worth of brie cheese at the fruterers, when he waited until twilight had fallen to
slip into the baker's and purchase a loaf, which he carried off furtively to his attic
as though he had stolen it. Sometimes there could be seen gliding into the butcher's shop
on the corner, in the midst of the bantering cooks who elbowed him, an awkward young man
carrying big books under his arm, who had a timid yet angry air, who, on entering, removed
his hat from a brow whereon stood drops of perspiration, made a profound bow to the butcher's
astonished wife, asked for a mutton cutlet, paid six or seven sous for it, wrapped it
up in paper, put it under his arm between two books, and went away. It was Marius. On
this cutlet, which he cooked for himself, he lived for three days. On the first day
he ate the meat, on the second he ate the fat, on the third he gnawed the bone. Aunt
Gilles Normand made repeated attempts and sent him the sixty pistoles several times.
Marius returned them on every occasion, saying that he needed nothing. He was still in mourning
for his father when the revolution which we have just described was effected within
him. From that time forth he had not put off his black garments, but his garments were
quitting him. The day came when he had no longer a coat. The trousers would go next.
What was to be done? Thorferag, to whom he had, on his side, done some good turns, gave
him an old coat. For thirty sous Marius got it turned by some porter or other, and it
was a new coat, but this coat was green. Then Marius ceased to go out until after nightfall.
This made his coat black. As he wished always to appear in mourning he clothed himself with
the night. In spite of all this he got admitted to practice as a lawyer. He was supposed to
live in Thorferag's room, which was decent, and where a certain number of law books, backed
up and completed by several dilapidated volumes of romance, passed as the library required
by the regulations. He had his letters addressed to Thorferag's quarters. When Marius became
a lawyer he informed his grandfather of the fact in a letter which was cold but full of
a submission and respect. M. Gilles Normand trembled as he took the letter, read it, tore
it in four pieces, and threw it into the waste-basket. Two or three days later Mlle. Gilles Normand
heard her father, who was alone in his room, talking aloud to himself. He always did this
whenever he was greatly agitated. She listened, and the old man was saying,
"'If you were not a fool you would know that one cannot be a baron and a lawyer at the
same time.'"
CHAPTER II. MARIUS POOR
It is the same with wretchedness as with everything else. It ends by becoming bearable. It finally
assumes a form and adjusts itself. One vegetates, that is to say, one develops in a certain
meagre fashion which is, however, sufficient for life. This is the mode in which the existence
of Marius Pontmercy was arranged. He had passed the worst straits. The narrow pass was opening
out a little in front of him. By dint of toil, perseverance, courage, and will he had managed
to draw from his work about seven hundred francs a year. He had learned German and English.
Thanks to Thorferag, who had put him in communication with his friend the publisher, Marius filled
the modest post of utility man in the literature of the publishing-house. He drew up prospectuses,
translated newspapers, annotated editions, compiled biographies, etc. Net product, year
in and year out, seven hundred francs. He lived on it. How? Not so badly. We will explain.
Marius occupied in the Gorbeaux house for an annual sum of thirty francs a den minus
a fireplace, called a cabinet, which contained only the most indispensable articles of furniture.
This furniture belonged to him. He gave three francs a month to the old principal tenant
to come and sweep his hole, and to bring him a little hot water every morning, a fresh
egg and a penny roll. He breakfasted on this egg and roll. His breakfast varied in cost
from two to four sous, according as eggs were dear or cheap. At six o'clock in the evening
he descended the Rue Saint-Jacques to dine at Rousseau's, opposite Basset's, the stamp-dealers,
on the corner of the Rue des Maturins. He ate no soup. He took a six-sous plate of meat,
a half-portion of vegetables for three sous, and a three-sous dessert. For three sous he
got as much bread as he wished. As for wine, he drank water. When he paid at the desk where
Madame Rousseau, at that period still plump and rosy, majestically presided, he gave a
sous to the waiter, and Madame Rousseau gave him a smile. Then he went away. For sixteen
sous he had a smile and a dinner. This restaurant Rousseau, where so few bottles
and so many water-carafes were emptied, was a calming potion rather than a restaurant.
It no longer exists. The proprietor had a fine nickname. He was called Rousseau the
Aquatic. Thus, breakfast four sous, dinner sixteen sous. His food cost him twenty sous
a day, which made three hundred and sixty-five francs a year. Add the thirty francs for rent,
and the thirty-six francs to the old woman, plus a few trifling expenses, for four hundred
and fifty francs Marius was fed, lodged, and waited on. His clothing cost him a hundred
francs, his linen fifty francs, his washing fifty francs. The whole did not exceed six
hundred and fifty francs. He was rich. He sometimes lent ten francs to a friend. Corferac
had once been able to borrow sixty francs of him. As far as fire was concerned, as Marius
had no fireplace, he had simplified matters. Marius always had two complete suits of clothes,
the one old for every day, the other brand new for special occasions. Both were black.
He had but three shirts, one on his person, the second in the commode, and the third in
the washerwoman's hands. He renewed them as they wore out. They were always ragged,
which caused him to button his coat to the chin. It had required years for Marius to
attain this flourishing condition—hard years, difficult some of them, to traverse others
to climb. Marius had not failed for a single day. He had endured everything in the way
of destitution. He had done everything except contract debts. He did himself the justice
to say that he had never owed anyone a sue. A debt was to him the beginning of slavery.
He even said to himself that a creditor is worse than a master, for the master possesses
only your person, a creditor possesses your dignity, and could administer it to a box
on the ear. Rather than borrow, he went without food. He had passed many a day fasting. Feeling
that all extremes meet, and that, if one is not on one's guard, lowered fortunes may
lead to baseness of soul, he kept a jealous watch on his pride. Such and such a formality
or action, which, in any other situation, would have appeared merely a deference to
him, now seemed insipidity, and he nerved himself against it. His face wore a sort of
severe flush. He was timid even to rudeness. During all these trials he had felt himself
encouraged and even uplifted at times by a secret force that he possessed within himself.
The soul aids the body and at certain moments raises it. It is the only bird which bears
up its own cage. Besides his father's name, another name was
graven in Marius's heart—the name of Tenardier. Marius, with his grave and enthusiastic nature,
surrounded with a sort of aureole the man to whom, in his thoughts, he owed his father's
life, that intrepid sergeant who had saved the colonel amid the bullets and the cannon-balls
of Waterloo. He never separated the memory of this man from the memory of his father,
and he associated them in his veneration. It was a sort of worship in two steps, with
the grand altar for the colonel and the lesser one for Tenardier. What redoubled the tenderness
of his gratitude towards Tenardier was the idea of the distress into which he knew that
Tenardier had fallen, and which had engulfed the latter. Marius had learned at Montfermai
of the ruin and bankruptcy of the unfortunate innkeeper. Since that time he had made unheard
of efforts to find traces of him, and to reach him in the dark abyss of misery in which Tenardier
had disappeared. Marius had beaten the whole country. He had gone to Shell, to Bondy, to
Gourny, to Nogent, to Lanye. He had persisted for three years expending in these explorations
the little money which he had laid by. No one had been able to give him any news of
Tenardier. He was supposed to have gone abroad. His creditors had sought him with less love
than Marius, but with as much assiduity, and had not been able to lay their hands on
him. Marius blamed himself, and was almost angry with himself for his lack of success
in his researches. It was the only debt left him by the colonel, and Marius made it a matter
of honour to pay it. What, he thought, when my father lay dying on the field of battle,
did Tenardier contrive to find him amid the smoke and the grape-shot, and bear him off
on his shoulders, and yet he owed him nothing, and I, who owe so much to Tenardier, cannot
join him in this shadow where he is lying in the pangs of death, and in my turn bring
him back from death to life? Oh, I will find him! To find Tenardier, in fact, Marius would
have given one of his arms, to rescue him from his misery. He would have sacrificed
all his blood. To see Tenardier, to render Tenardier some service, to say to him, You
do not know me, well, I do know you. Here I am, dispose of me. This was Marius' sweetest
and most magnificent dream.
CHAPTER III. MARIUS GROWN UP
At this epoch, Marius was twenty years of age. It was three years since he had left
his grandfather. Both parties had remained on the same terms, without attempting to approach
each other, and without seeking to see each other. Besides, what was the use of seeing
each other? Marius was the brass vase, while Father Gilles Normand was the iron pot. We
admit that Marius was mistaken as to his grandfather's heart. He had imagined that M. Gilles Normand
had never loved him, and that the crusty, harsh, and smiling old fellow, who cursed,
shouted, and stormed and brandished his cane, cherished for him, at the most, only that
affection which is at once slight and severe of the dotards of comedy. Marius was in error.
There are fathers who do not love their children. There exists no grandfather who does not adore
his grandson. At bottom, as we have said, M. Gilles Normand idolized Marius. He idolized
him after his own fashion, with an accompaniment of snappishness and boxes on the ear. But
this child once gone, he felt a black void in his heart. He would allow no one to mention
the child to him, and all the while secretly regretted that he was so well obeyed.
At first he hoped that this bouanopartist, this jacobin, this terrorist, this septemberist
would return. But the weeks passed by, years passed. To M. Gilles Normand's great despair,
the blood-drinker did not make his appearance.
"'I could not do otherwise than turn him out,' said the grandfather to himself, and
he asked himself, if the thing were to do over again, would I do it? His pride instantly
answered, yes, but his aged head, which he shook in silence, replied sadly, no. He had
his hours of depression. He missed Marius. Old men need affection as they need the sun.
It is warm. Strong as his nature was, the absence of Marius had wrought some change
in him. Nothing in the world could have induced him to take a step towards that road, but
he suffered. He never inquired about him, but he thought of him incessantly. He lived
in the Marais in a more and more retired manner. He was still merry and violent as of old,
but his merriment had a convulsive harshness, and his violences always terminated in a sort
of gentle and gloomy dejection. He sometimes said, O, if he only would return, what a good
box on the year I would give him!'
As for his aunt, she thought too little to love much. Marius was no longer for her much
more than a vague black form, and she eventually came to occupy herself with him much less
than with the cat or the parroquette which he probably had. What augmented Father Gilles-Normand's
secret suffering was that he locked it all up within his breast and did not allow its
existence to be divined. His sorrow was like those recently invented furnaces which consume
their own smoke. It sometimes happened that a ficious busybody spoke to him of Marius
and asked him,
"'What is your grandson doing? What has become of him?' The old bourgeois replied
with a sigh that he had a sad case and giving a Philip to his cuff if he wished to appear
gay. Monsieur le Baron de Pontmercy is practising petty-fogging in some corner or other."
While the old man regretted, Marius applauded himself. As is the case with all good-hearted
people, misfortune had eradicated his bitterness. He only thought of Monsieur Gilles-Normand
in an amiable light, but he had set his mind on not receiving anything more from the man
who had been unkind to his father. This was the mitigated translation of his first indignation.
Moreover, he was happy at having suffered, and at suffering still. It was for his father's
sake. The hardness of his life satisfied and pleased him. He said to himself with a sort
of joy that it was certainly the least he could do, that it was an expiation. That,
had it not been for that, he would have been punished in some other way, and later on for
his impious indifference towards his father, and such a father, that it would not have
been just that his father should have all the suffering, and he none of it, and that,
in any case, what were his toils and his destitution compared with the Colonel's heroic life?
That, in short, the only way for him to approach his father and resemble him was to be brave
in the face of indigence, as the other had been valiant before the enemy, and that was,
no doubt, what the Colonel had meant to imply by the words,
"'He will be worthy of it'—words which Marius continued to wear not on his breast
since the Colonel's writing had disappeared, but in his heart. And then, on the day when
his grandfather had turned him out of doors, he had been an only child, now he was a man.
He felt it. Misery, we repeat, had been good for him. Poverty in youth, when it succeeds,
has this magnificent property about it that it turns the whole will towards effort, and
the whole soul towards aspiration. Poverty instantly lays material life bare and renders
it hideous, hence inexpressible bounds towards the ideal life. The wealthy young man has
a hundred coarse and brilliant distractions—horse races, hunting, dogs, tobacco, gaming, good
repast, and all the rest of it—occupations for the baser side of the soul at the expense
of the loftier and more delicate sides. The poor young man wins his bread with difficulty.
He eats when he has eaten. He has nothing more but meditation. He goes to the spectacles
which God furnishes gratis. He gazes at the sky, space, the stars, flowers, children,
the humanity among which he is suffering, the creation amid which he beams. He gazes
so much on humanity that he perceives its soul. He gazes upon creation to such an extent
that he beholds God. He dreams. He feels himself great. He dreams on and feels himself tender.
From the egotism of the man who suffers he passes to the compassion of the man who meditates.
An admirable sentiment breaks forth in him, forgetfulness of self, and pity for all. As
he thinks of the innumerable enjoyments which nature offers, gives, and laughishes to souls
which stand open, and refuses to souls that are closed, he comes to pity, he the millionaire
of the mind, the millionaire of money. All hatred departs from his heart, in proportion,
as light penetrates his spirit. And is he unhappy? No. The misery of a young man is
never miserable. The first young lad who comes to hand, however poor he may be, with his
strength, his health, his rapid walk, his brilliant eyes, his warmly circulating blood,
his black hair, his red lips, his white teeth, his pure breath, will always arouse the envy
of an aged emperor. And then, every morning, he sets himself afresh to the task of earning
his bread, and while his hands earn his bread, his dorsal column gains pride, his brain gathers
ideas. His task finished, he returns to ineffable ecstasies, to contemplation, to joys. He beholds
his feet set in afflictions, in obstacles, on the pavement, in the nettles, sometimes
in the mire, his head in the light. He is firm, serene, gentle, peaceful, attentive,
curious, content with little, kindly, and he thanks God for having bestowed on him those
two forms of riches which many a rich man lacks—work, which makes him free, and thought,
which makes him dignified. This is what had happened with Marius. To
tell the truth, he inclined a little too much to the side of contemplation. From the day
when he had succeeded in earning his living with some approach to certainty, he had stopped
thinking it good to be poor, and retrenching time from his work to give to thought, that
is to say, he sometimes passed entire days in meditation, absorbed, engulfed, like a
visionary, in the mute voluptuousness of ecstasy and inward radiance. He had thus propounded
the problem of his life—to toil as little as possible at material labor, in order to
toil as much as possible at the labor which is impalpable—in other words, to bestow
a few hours on real life, and to cast the rest to the Infinite. As he believed that
he lacked nothing, he did not perceive that contemplation, thus understood, ends by becoming
one of the forms of idleness, that he was contenting himself with conquering the first
necessities of life, and that he was resting from his labors too soon. It was evident that,
for this energetic and enthusiastic nature, this could only be a transitory state, and
that, at the first shock against the inevitable complications of destiny, Marius would awaken.
In the meantime, although he was a lawyer, and whatever Father Gilles Normand thought
about the matter, he was not practicing, he was not even pettifogging. Meditation had
turned him aside from pleading. To haunt attorneys, to follow the court, to hunt up cases—what
a bore! Why should he do it? He saw no reason for changing the manner of gaining his livelihood.
The obscure and ill-paid publishing establishment had come to mean for him a sure source of
work which did not involve too much labor, as we have explained, and which sufficed for
his wants. One of the publishers for whom he worked, M. Magimert, I think, offered to
take him into his own house, to lodge him well, to furnish him with regular occupation,
and to give him fifteen hundred francs a year. To be well lodged! Fifteen hundred francs!
No doubt, but renounce his liberty? Be on fixed wages? A sort of hired man of letters?
According to Marius's opinion, if he accepted, his position would become both better and
worse at the same time. He acquired comfort and lost his dignity. It was a fine and complete
unhappiness, converted into a repulsive and ridiculous state of torture. Something like
the case of a blind man who should recover the sight of one eye. He refused. Marius dwelt
in solitude. Owing to his taste for remaining outside of everything, and through having
been too much alarmed, he had not entered decidedly into the group presided over by
Enrohas. They had remained good friends, they were ready to assist each other on occasion
in every possible way, but nothing more. Marius had two friends, one young, Corferac, and
one old, M. Mabuf. He inclined more to the old man. In the first place he owed to him
the revolution which had taken place within him. To him he was indebted for having known
and loved his father. He operated on me for a cataract, he said. The churchwarden had
certainly played a decisive part. It was not, however, that M. Mabuf had been anything but
the calm and impassive agent of Providence in this connection. He had enlightened Marius
by chance, and without being aware of the fact. As does a candle which someone brings,
he had been the candle, and not the someone. As for Marius' inward political revolution,
M. Mabuf was totally incapable of comprehending it, of willing or of directing it. As we
shall see M. Mabuf again later on, a few words will not be superfluous.
CHAPTER IV. M. Mabuf
On the day when M. Mabuf said to Marius, Certainly I approve of political opinions, he expressed
the real state of his mind. All political opinions were matters of indifference to him,
and he approved them all without distinction, provided they left him in peace, as the Greeks
called the Furies, the beautiful, the good, the charming, the Eumenides. M. Mabuf's political
opinion consisted in a passionate love for plants and, above all, for books. Like all
the rest of the world, he possessed the termination in Ist, without which no one could exist at
that time. But he was neither a royalist, a Bonapartist, a Chartist, or an Aulianist,
nor an anarchist. He was a Buchanist, a collector of old books. He did not understand how men
could busy themselves with hating each other because of silly stuff like the Charter, democracy,
legitimacy, monarchy, the Republic, etc., when there were in the world all sorts of
mosses, grasses, and shrubs, which they might be looking at, and heaps of folios, and even
of thirty-two mosses, which they might turn over. He took care not to become useless.
Having books did not prevent his reading. Being a botanist did not prevent his being
a gardener. When he made Pontmercy's acquaintance, this sympathy had existed between the Colonel
and himself, that what the Colonel did for flowers he did for fruits. M. Mabuf had succeeded
in producing seedling pears as savory as the pears of Saint-Germain. It is from one of
his combinations, apparently, that the October Mirabelle, now celebrated no less perfume
than the Summer Mirabelle, owes its origin. He went to Mass rather from gentleness than
from piety, and because, as he loved the faces of men but hated their noise, he found them
assembled and silent only in church. Feeling that he must be something in the State, he
had chosen the career of warden. However, he had never succeeded in loving any woman
as much as a tulip-bulb, nor any man as much as an Elsevier. He had long passed sixty when,
one day, someone asked him,—
"'Have you never been married?'
"'I have forgotten,' said he, when it sometimes happened to him, and to whom does
it not happen, to say,—'Oh, if I were only rich!' It was not when ogling a pretty
girl, as was the case of Father Gilles Normand, but when contemplating an old book. He lived
alone with an old housekeeper. He was somewhat gouty, and, when he was asleep, his aged
fingers stiffened with rheumatism, lay crooked up in the folds of his sheet. He had composed
and published a flora of the environs of courterettes, with coloured plates, a work which enjoyed
a tolerable measure of esteem, and which sold well. People rang his bell in the Rue Messier
two or three times a day to ask for it. He drew as much as two thousand francs a year
from it, and this constituted nearly the whole of his fortune. Although poor, he had
had the talent to form for himself, by dint of patience, privations, and time, a precious
collection of rare copies of every sort. He never went without a book under his arm, and
he often returned with two. The sole decoration of the four rooms on the ground-floor which
composed his lodgings consisted of framed herbariums and engravings of the old masters.
The sight of a sword or a gun chilled his blood. He had never approached a cannon in
his life, even in the Invalides. He had a passable stomach, a brother who was a cure,
perfectly white hair, no teeth, either in his mouth or in his mind, a trembling in every
limb, a piquant accent, an infantile laugh, the air of an old sheep, and he was easily
frightened. Add to this that he had no other friendship, no other acquaintance among the
living, than an old book-seller of the poor Saint-Jacques, named Royale. His dream was
to naturalize indigo in France. His servant was also a sort of innocent. The poor good
old woman was a spinster. Sultan, her cat, which might have mewed Allegri's Misière
in the Sixteen Chapel, had filled her heart and sufficed for the quantity of passion which
existed in her. None of her dreams had ever proceeded as far as man. She had never been
able to get further than her cat. Like him she had a moustache. Her glory consisted
in her caps which were always white. She passed her time on Sundays after Mass in counting
over the linen in her chest, and in spreading out on her bed the dresses in the piece which
she bought and never had made up. She knew how to read. Monsieur Maboeuf had nicknamed
her Mother Plutarch. Monsieur Maboeuf had taken a fancy to Marius, because Marius, being
young and gentle, warmed his age without startling his timidity. Youth combined with
gentleness produces on old people the effect of the sun without wind. When Marius was saturated
with military glory, with gunpowder, with marches and counter-marches, and with all
those prodigious battles in which his father had given and received such tremendous blows
of the sword, he went to see Monsieur Maboeuf, and Monsieur Maboeuf talked to him of his
hero from the point of view of flowers. His brother the Cure died about 1830, and almost
immediately as when the night is drawing on, the whole horizon grew dark for Monsieur Maboeuf.
A notary's failure deprived him of the sum of ten thousand francs, which is all that
he possessed in his brother's right and his own. The revolution of July brought a crisis
to publishing. In a period of embarrassment the first thing which does not sell is flora.
The flora of the environs of Courteretz stopped short. Weeks passed by without a single purchaser.
Sometimes Monsieur Maboeuf started at the sound of the bell.
— Monsieur, said Mother Plutarch sadly, it is the water-carrier.
In short, one day Monsieur Maboeuf quitted the Rue Mézières, abdicated the functions
of warden, gave up Saint-Souplice, sold not a part of his books but of his prints, that
to which he was the least attached, and installed himself in a little house on the Rue Montparnasse,
where, however, he remained but one quarter for two reasons in the first place. The ground
floor and the garden cost three hundred francs, and he dared not spend more than two hundred
francs on his rent. In the second, being near Faton's shooting gallery, he could hear the
pistol shots, which was intolerable to him. He carried off his flora, his copper plates,
his herbariums, his portfolios, and his books, and established himself near the Salt Pétrière,
in a sort of thatched cottage of the village of Austerlitz, where, for fifty crowns a year,
he got three rooms and a garden, enclosed by a hedge and containing a well. He took
advantage of this removal to sell off nearly all his furniture. On the day of his entrance
into his new quarters he was very gay, and drove the nails on which his engravings and
herbariums were to hang, with his own hands. He dug in his garden the rest of the day,
and at night, perceiving that Mother Plutarch had a melancholy air, and was very thoughtful,
he tapped her on the shoulder and said to her with a smile,
"'We have the indigo.' Only two visitors, the book-seller of the Pont Saint-Jacques
and Marius, were admitted to view the thatched cottage at Austerlitz, a brawling name which
was, to tell the truth, extremely disagreeable to him. However, as we have just pointed out,
scenes which are absorbed in some bit of wisdom or folly, or, as it often happens,
in both at once, are but slowly accessible to the things of actual life. Their own destiny
is a far-off thing to them. There results from such concentration a passivity which,
if it were the outcome of reasoning, would resemble philosophy. One declines, descends,
trickles away, even crumbles away, and yet is hardly conscious of it oneself. It always
it is true, in an awakening, but the awakening is tardy. In the meantime, it seems as though
we held ourselves neutral in the game which is going on between our happiness and our unhappiness.
We are the stake, and we look on at the game with indifference.'
It was thus that, athwart the cloud which formed about him, when all his hopes were
extinguished one after the other, Monsieur Maboeuf remained rather puerile, but profoundly serene.
His habits of mind had the regular swing of a pendulum. Once mounted on an illusion,
he went for a very long time even after the illusion had disappeared. A clock does not
stop short at the precise moment when the key is lost. Monsieur Maboeuf had his innocent pleasures.
These pleasures were inexpensive and unexpected. The merest chance furnished them.
One day Mother Plutarch was reading a romance in one corner of the room.
She was reading aloud, finding that she understood better thus.
To read aloud is to assure oneself of what one is reading. There are people who read very loud,
and who have the appearance of giving themselves their word of honour as to what they are perusing.
It was with this sort of energy that Mother Plutarch was reading the romance which she
had in hand, Monsieur Maboeuf heard without listening to her. In the course of her reading,
Mother Plutarch came to this phrase. It was a question of an officer of dragoons and a beauty.
The beauty pouted, and the dragoon—here she interrupted herself to wipe her glasses.
"'Buddha and the dragon,' struck in Monsieur Maboeuf in a low voice.
Yes, it is true that there was a dragon which, from the depths of its cave,
spouted flame through his maw and set the heavens on fire. Many stars had already consumed by this
monster which, besides, had the claws of a tiger. Buddha went into its den and succeeded in
converting the dragon. That is a good book that you are reading, Mother Plutarch. There is no
more delightful legend in existence.' And Monsieur Maboeuf fell into a delicious reverie."
Chapter V. Poverty a Good Namer for Misery
Marius liked this candid old man who saw himself gradually falling into the clutches of indigents,
and who came to feel astonishment, little by little, without, however, being made melancholy
by it. Marius met Corferac and sought out Monsieur Maboeuf. Very rarely, however, twice a month,
at most. Marius's pleasure consisted in taking long walks alone on the outer boulevards,
or in the Champs-Élysées, or in the least-frequented alleys of the Luxembourg.
He often spent half a day in gazing at a market garden, the beds of lettuce,
the chickens on the dung-heap, the horse turning the water-wheel. The passers-by stared at him in
surprise, and some of them thought his attire suspicious and his means sinister. He was only
a poor young man, dreaming in an objectless way. It was during one of his strolls that he had hit
upon the Gorbeaux house, and, tempted by its isolation and its cheapness, had taken up his
abode there. He was known there only under the name of Monsieur Marius. Some of his father's
old generals, or old comrades, had invited him to go and see them when they learned about him.
Marius had not refused their invitations. They afforded opportunities of talking about his
father. Thus he went from time to time to Camp-Payol, to General Balavez, to General Férian,
to the Invalides. There was music and dancing there. On such evenings Marius put on his new
coat. But he never went to these evening parties or balls except on days when it was freezing cold,
because he could not afford a carriage, and he did not wish to arrive with boots
otherwise than like mirrors. He said sometimes, but without bitterness,
men are so made that in a drawing-room you may be soiled everywhere except on your shoes.
In order to ensure a good reception there, only one irreproachable thing is asked of you—your
conscience—no, your boots. All passions except those of the heart are dissipated by reverie.
Marius's political fevers vanished thus. The revolution of 1830 assisted in the process
by satisfying and calming him. He remained the same, setting aside its fits of wrath.
He still had the same opinions, only they had been tempered. To speak accurately,
he had no longer any opinions, he had sympathies. To what party did he belong? To the party of
humanity. Out of humanity he chose France, out of the nation he chose the people,
out of the people he chose the woman. It was to that point, above all, that his pity was directed.
Now he preferred an idea to a deed, a poet to a hero, and he admired a book like Job more than
an event like Marengo. And then, when, after a day spent in meditation, he returned in the evening
through the boulevards, and caught a glimpse through the branches of the trees of the
fathomless space beyond, the nameless gleams, the abyss, the shadow, the mystery, all that which
is only human, seemed very pretty indeed to him. He thought he had, and he really had, in fact,
arrived at the truth of life and of human philosophy, and he had ended by gazing at
nothing but heaven, the only thing which truth can perceive from the bottom of her well.
This did not prevent him from multiplying his plans, his combinations, his scaffoldings,
his projects for the future. In this state of reverie an eye which could have cast a glance
into Marius's interior would have been dazzled with the purity of that soul. In fact, had it
been given to our eyes of the flesh to gaze into the consciences of others, we should be able to
judge a man much more surely according to what he dreams than according to what he thinks.
There is will in thought, there is none in dreams. Reverie, which is utterly spontaneous,
takes and keeps, even in the gigantic and the ideal, the form of our spirit.
Nothing proceeds more directly and more sincerely from the very depth of our soul
than our unpremeditated and boundless aspirations towards the splendors of destiny.
In these aspirations, much more than in deliberate, rational, coordinated ideas,
is the real character of a man to be found. Our chimeras are the things which the most resemble
us. Each one of us dreams of the unknown and the impossible in accordance with his nature.
Towards the middle of this year, 1831, the old woman who waited on Marius told him that his
neighbours, the wretched John Drett family, had been turned out of doors. Marius, who passed nearly
the whole of his days out of the house, hardly knew that he had any neighbours.
"'Why are they turned out?' he asked. "'Because they do not pay their rent,
they owe for two quarters.' "'How much is it?'
"'Twenty francs,' said the old woman. Marius had thirty francs saved up in a drawer.
"'Here,' he said to the old woman, "'take these twenty-five francs,
pay for the poor people and give them five francs, and do not tell them that it was I.'"
CHAPTER VI. THE SUBSTITUTE
It chanced that the regiment to which Lieutenant Théodoule belonged came to perform garrison duty
in Paris. This inspired Aunt Gilles Normand with a second idea. She had on the first occasion hit
upon the plan of having Marius spied upon by Théodoule. Now she plotted to have Théodoule
take Marius' place. At all events, and in case the grandfather should feel the vague need of
a young face in the house, these rays of dawn are sometimes sweet to ruin. It was expedient
to find another Marius. Take it as a simple erratum, she thought, such as one sees in books,
for Marius read Théodoule. A grand-nephew is almost the same as a grandson. In default of a
lawyer one takes a lancer. One morning, when M. Gilles Normand was about to read something in
the Quotidien, his daughter entered and said to him in her sweetest voice, for the question
concerned her favourite, — Father, Théodoule is coming to present his respects to you this morning.
— Who's Théodoule? — Your grand-nephew. — Ah! said the grandfather. And then he went
back to his reading, thought no more of his grand-nephew who was merely some Théodoule or
other, and soon flew into a rage which almost always happened when he read. The sheet which
he held, although royalist, of course, announced for the following day, without any softening
phrases, one of these little events which were of daily occurrence at that date in Paris.
That the students of the Schools of Law and Medicine were to assemble on the Place du
Panthéon at midday to deliberate. The discussion concerned one of the questions of the moment,
the artillery of the National Guard, and a conflict between the Minister of War and the
citizens' militia on the subject of the cannon parked in the courtyard of the Louvre.
The students were to deliberate over this. It did not take much more than this to swell
M. Gilles Normand's rage. He thought of Marius, who was a student, and who would probably go with
the rest to deliberate at midday on the Place du Panthéon. As he was indulging in his painful
dream, Lt. Théodore entered clad in plain clothes as a bourgeois, which was clever of him,
and was discreetly introduced by Mlle. Gilles Normand. The Lancer had reasoned as follows.
The old druid has not sunk all his money in a life-pension. It is well to disguise oneself
as a civilian from time to time. Mlle. Gilles Normand said aloud to her father,
"'Théodore, your grand-nephew,' and in a low voice to the lieutenant,
"'Approve of everything,' and she withdrew. The lieutenant, who was but little accustomed
to such venerable encounters, stammered with some timidity, "'Good day, uncle,' and made a salute,
composed of the involuntary and mechanical outline of the military salute finished off as a bourgeois
salute. "'Ah, so it's you. That is well. Sit down,' said the old gentleman. That said,
he totally forgot the Lancer. Théodore seated himself, and Mlle. Gilles Normand rose.
Mlle. Gilles Normand began to pace back and forth, his hands in his pockets, talking aloud and
twitching with his irritated old fingers at the two watches which he wore in his two fobs.
"'That pack of brats! They convene on the Place du Panthéon! By my life,
urchins! Who were their nurses but yesterday? If one were to squeeze their noses, milk would burst
out, and they deliberate tomorrow at midday! What are we coming to? What are we coming to?
It is clear that we are heading for the abyss, and that is what the Descommodos have brought us to,
to deliberate on the citizen artillery, to go and jabber in the open air over the jibes of the
National Guard! And with whom are they to meet there? Just to see whither Jacobinism leads!
I'll bet you anything you like, a million against a counter, that there will be no one there but
returned convicts and released galley-slaves. The Republicans and the galley-slaves,
they form but one nose and one handkerchief. Garneau used to say,
"'Where would you have me go, traitor?' Fouche replied,
'Wherever you please, imbecile. That's what the Republicans are like.'
"'That is true,' said Théodore. M. Gilles Normand half turned his head, saw Théodore,
and went on. When one reflects that that scoundrel was so vile as to turn Carbonaro,
why did you leave my house, to go and become a Republican? Psst! In the first place,
the people want none of your Republic. They have common sense. They know well that there
always have been kings, and there always will be. They know well that the people are only the people,
after all, they make sport of it, of your Republic. Do you understand, idiot?'
"'Is it not a horrible caprice, to fall in love with Père Duchesne, to make sheep's eyes
of the guillotine, to sing romances and play on the guitar under the balcony of Ninety-Three?
It's enough to make one spit on all these young fellows. Such fools are they! They are all alike.
Not one escapes. It suffices for them to breathe the air which blows through the street,
to lose their senses. The nineteenth century is poison. The first scamp that happens along
lets his beard grow like a goat's, thinks himself a real scoundrel, and abandons his old relatives.
"'He's a Republican. He's a Romantic. What does that mean, Romantic? Do me the favour to tell
me what it is. All possible follies. A year ago they ran to Hernani. Now, I just ask you. Hernani,
antitheses, abominations, which are not even written in French. And then they have cannons
in the courtyard of the Louvre. Such are the rascalities of this age!'
"'You are right, uncle,' said Théodore.
M. Gilles-Normand resumed. "'Cannons in the courtyard of the museum? For what purpose?
Do you want to fire grape-shot at the Apollo Belvedere? What have those cartridges to do
with the Venus de' Medici? Oh, the young men of the present day are all blaggards.
What a pretty creature is there, Benjamin Constant! And those who are not rascals are
simpletons. They do all they can to make themselves ugly. They are badly dressed.
They are afraid of women. In the presence of petticoats they have a mendicant air which
sets the girls into fits of laughter. On my word of honour, one would say the poor creatures were
ashamed of love. They are deformed, and they compete themselves by being stupid. They repeat
the puns of Thiers Saint-Laurent and Poitiers. They have sack-coats, stable-men's waistcoats,
shirts of coarse linen, trousers of coarse cloth, boots of coarse leather, and their rigmarole
resembles their plumage. One might make use of their jargon to put new soles on their old shoes.
And all this awkward batch of brats has political opinions, if you please.
Political opinions should be strictly forbidden. They fabricate systems. They recast society. They
demolish the monarchy. They fling all laws to the earth. They put the attic in the seller's
place, and my porter in the place of the king. They turn Europe topsy-turvy. They reconstruct
the world, and all their love affairs consist in staring slyly at the ankles of the laundresses
as these women climb into their carts. Ah, Marius, ah, you blaggard! To go and
vociferate on the public place, to discuss, to debate, to take measures—they call that measures
just. God! This order humbles itself and becomes silly. I have seen chaos. Now I see a mess.
Students deliberating on the National Guard. Such a thing could not be seen among the
Ogibois, nor the Caraboches. Savages who go naked, with their noodles dressed like a shuttlecock,
with a club in their paws, are lesser brutes than those bachelors of arts,
the four-penny monkeys, and they set up for judges. Those creatures deliberate and
rationate. The end of the world is come. This is plainly the end of this miserable,
terracuous globe. A final hiccup was required, and France has emitted it.
Deliberate, my rascals! Such things will happen so long as they go and read the newspapers under
the arcades of the Odéon. That cost them a soo, and their good sense, and their intelligence,
and their heart, and their soul, and their wits. They emerge, then, sandicamp from their families.
All newspapers are pests—all, even the drapeau blanc. At bottom, Martinville was a jacobin.
Ah, just heaven! You may boast of having driven your grandfather to despair—that you may.
"'That is evident,' said Théodule. And profiting by the fact that M. Gilles
Normand was taking breath, the Lancer added, in a magisterial manner,
"'There should be no other newspaper than the Moniteur, and no other book than the Annuaire
Militaire.' M. Gilles Normand continued, "'It is like their size—a regicide ending in a senator,
for that is the way they always end. They give themselves a scar with the address of thou as
citizens, in order to get themselves called, eventually, M. Lecomte—M. Lecomte, as big as
my arm, Assassins of September—the Philosopher of Saïs. I will do myself the justice to say,
that I have never had any better opinion of the philosophies of all those philosophers,
than of the spectacle of the grimaceur Thivoli. One day I saw the senators cross the quai Malpaquet,
in mantles of violet velvet sewn with bees, with Hatsala Henry IV. They were hideous.
One would have pronounced them monkeys from the Tiger's Court. Citizens, I declare to you that
your progress is madness, that your humanity is a dream, that your revolution is a crime,
that your republic is a monster, that your young and virgin France comes from the brothel,
and I maintain it against all, whoever you may be, whether journalists, economists,
legists, or even were you better judges of liberty, of equality, and fraternity,
than the knife of the guillotine, and that I announce to you, my fine fellows—'
"'Pas bleu!' cried the lieutenant.
"'That is wonderfully true.'
M. G. Normand paused in a gesture, which he had begun, wheeled round,
stared Lancelot Théodore intently in the eyes, and said to him,
"'You are a fool!'

