Messi’s Teammate Showed Up & WENT OFF! (Soccer 1on1’s for $5,000)

Y'all boys, welcome to the first ever Destroying Soccer 1v1s, baby. ♪ Straight up, all in my corner, I step with Zelaya ♪ ♪ My life like a movie, just keep moving, it's a trailer ♪ Y'all know we've taken the football one-on-ones all across the country, but we putting football down. Well, we're not putting it down. We bringing football up. Football was my very first sport. I was born and raised in Costa Rica, played soccer all my life until I was 14, picked up a football, and the rest was history. But today, we got 32 boys out here, $5,000 on the line. Shout out to them boys in UK, Top Baller. I seen them doing something like this. They run it up in the UK. Why Destroying can't run it up in America, man? Let me read y'all the rules real quick. You have 10 seconds to get your shot off. You gotta check the ball to start possession. You score, you get a point. You get a stop on defense, you get a point. If you miss the shot, the point goes to the defense. And the first to get three points moves on to the next round. A foul's gonna be a redo. We're also picking five fans that's in the crowd to take a PK, and if you make it, $500, fam. Also, we showing love to the goalie. Best goalie, I'm gonna give him a little bread at the end, too. Winner gets 5K. Any questions? No, sir! Who want 5,000? I want it! I like it, I like it. What's your name, bro? My name is Kevin Hoar. Go crazy, Hoar, go crazy. We got the referees. How you doing, sir? What's your name? Yo, my name is John Tamiya. Thank you for inviting me. Five, four, three, two, one. He's strapped. Do we even say that? Five. That's it. That boy got strapped, boy. If he scores, he moves on. If he straps, he moves on. Take a shot. First guy moving on, man. Praise God, repent to Jesus Christ. Redo this for you. Peter Hoar, you're a bitch. Jose Alfonso, you're a bitch. And Dinosaur, you're a bitch. What are you talking about? And that's mass killer for the soccer edition. I like Richard Footwork. I like him. I wanna see what Kevin's talking about, though. He's a defender! That's what I'm talking about, boy. That's our first goal ever in Destroying Soccer 101. Hey, look at that. Two-one. Kevin, you can die right here. Three points already. Good shot. He got a good shot, though. One note is we gotta get a bigger goal, because that goalie good as hell. I ain't gonna lie. I'm trying to win that bread. We're playing the goalies now. I like him. Straight to it. Straight to the money. Straight to the goal. Straight to the shot. You know what this means? Sausage luggage signification? It means something. Feet belt. I don't know. He had him jumping for a second. Last one. Game point. We gotta tie bread hands behind this back. Keep trying. Let me keep it. I'm not good. I'm inexperienced. I'll put the work in. I have to, ----. Everybody, I got a question. Obviously, it's the first time I'm doing this, so I'm open to suggestions. Right now, it's kind of hard to score, and we need some scoring. Should we put this man in the company? All right, y'all. We updating it. Again, this is our first time, so there's a lot of things we're working through. We're gonna give him 15 seconds, and a shitty keeper. Hey, he's not too bad. Look at him. Not terrible, though. Crap. You score, you move on, my boy. Hey, the goalie jumped away. I would've jumped away, too. Hey, game point right here. Two-two. I'm gonna try, man. Yeah, you got him, the boy. They said this man's like a prospect. You a prospect somewhere? Nah. Oh, this man been stopping ----, bruh. Beat the traffic, bruh. I like them. Come here, bruh. Come here. What's up? Bro, that ----, yo, I swear, that ----'s so weird. That's game? That's what I like my country did in the World Cup, bruh. Go, Robby. That boy Danny move on. Let's go. Who's talking ----? I ain't no soccer player who talks ----, man. That boy strapped up, bro. Whoa. He's showing some good flashes. Yo, come on. Stared him down, too. Come on, Danny. He done got ---- on you. On that, on that. He done got ---- on you. On that. No turn, no turn. Watch the ball. I like this man, bruh. I can't wait for somebody to do something like that. That boy's gonna win this whole thing. I'm telling you, boys, right now. I like the goalie. He's not that good, but he's good enough. Who got one? Look, this is what we're going to do next round. We're going to make the goal bigger, too. These boys are so good, bruh. Two-two, game point, game point. Yeah, they're all winning this. Bro, I thought you wasn't good, bro. Goalie lied to me, fam. That mother f***er played goalie. First string goalie, dude. We got to get the goals up. Don't worry, I got something for y'all. Scrap. Too easy. That's like pressing a n***a and jamming him in football. I like that ref. Should we do it? You play goalie, bruh. This is a great defensive match-up, bruh. That boy smacked into the post. That boy should get a point for that. A mag should be over there. That boy took so long, bro. That boy tried to hit him in the post. Put him in the post and go, back you down, back you down. Jammed off the line. I'm about to blindfold a goalie, fam. I keep pretty soft, so yeah. Damn, that was nasty. Just chill, just chill. Off the post. Pressed his ass. Smart IQ, but he didn't execute it the right way. Game point, game point. Who walking out of here a winner? Look, he megged him. Watch this expert point flip right here. 23? Referee. That goalie too little. I like muscle man right here. I like Conor, man. I like Iverson. Soccer brother. Hey, watch your heads over there. Hey, keeper, stay your ass in the box, man. Don't do it too much. You ain't let me flip it that time. 2-1. You score right here, you move on, my boy. My boy's playing some good defense, fam. After the first round, this is who's moving on. Check me out. This is what we're going to do, man. Again, it's an experiment. We wanted to get a big feel with the big goals and everything in the right space. Couldn't get it. We're putting two goals together. Putting the real keepers. So now, it's going to be a goal or a save. I don't know. We're going to see. Now we're in the Sweet 16. We got Richie Rich versus Luis. Oh, he could end it right here. I like Richie Rich. I might pick him as the favorite, fam. Richie Rich is moving on. Take his band. Oh, he don't got a band, though. That boy played pro, so he got pro defense skills right now. He's coming for the can, boys. He played somewhere, bro? Pass him at me. Big goals, and they still ain't making them. He bent it like Beckham. Man moves forward. Goalie wanted a chicken, because we're giving goalies bread. 15 years old, man. Nice. They're both in the back of that car, boy. You score, you move on. I didn't see ball. You want to watch? We can watch it again. VAR, VAR. We're going to watch it again. After VAR review, redo. That's 1-0 pink. They don't -----talk in soccer, man. He's nice. That boy Derrick. That boy too strong, bro. It's like you're running through a brick wall trying to get past him. How much you bench, bro? Calisthenics. I don't bench. He just do pull-ups all day. That boy is certified. I like him and Derrick. Derrick. I thought he spun it, though. My boy counter moves out. Better control your dribble, my boy. Trying to break the press. Out of bounds. Go through there. Next time, we might give him a point, but we can't change the rules. That boy hit him with the... Be quiet, sir. It's the end of the Sweet 16, so it's time to see who's moving on and who's out of there. We're going to give them both a chance to make a penalty, and if they score... We're going to start with the ball up here. You're going to dribble up, and you have to shoot before you get in that box. The fast one. Yeah. So we're just going one goal. Right goal. If you score... 500 dollars. 500 pounds in my bank account. F*** me. You know I'm a f***ing bitch, man. Let's do it, bro. Let's f***ing do it, bro. Let's f***ing rage. 4-0, 4-0. Let's f***ing get it. 500, just like that. Tell me your name. Andre Jaranillo. Shout out to my teammates right there. 500 if you score. If you don't score, goalie get 100. Yes, sir. Where's my money? Look at where she went. Richie, you're it! Richie said, that's scraps. Richie moves on. Andrea. So lucky. 3-0. That's it. Kill him off. That's easy. Derrick is setting up great shots, great opportunities. He's shifty. We just gotta finish, man. It's 1-1 right now. Derrick's crap. You play DB? Derrick is like that. He's like… It's nothing. I do this. I haven't won yet, bro. Stay humble, stay humble. He got smacked in the shoulder. He good, he good. Bro, you're too strong, bro. Goal! They say it's U.S. National Beach Soccer Team. Like that. Count it. Good. Fox! Now that we finished our Elite Eight, man, we got some dogs that's moving on. We about to go to the semifinals. We got four participants left. We got Richard. We got Danny Gonzalez. We got Derrick and Connor. But first, we got two more PKs, man. This is gonna be our final. What's your name, my boy? You're our third PK. Sean? Shumski. Shumski? That's not Sean? Nah. Oh, we thought it was Sean. We know it's Sean. He cashing out! Now we got… Sophia. You play soccer? Yeah. Where you play at? Miami Springs. $500 on it. How you feeling? Nervous. Yo, dad is out here supporting. Yeah, what's up? She's a lady. Hey, keeper! Double up. Give it to me, baby. Let's go. Let's go, baby! What do you want in the box? We'll give it to her. Goalie, I'ma still get you right. We got Richie Rich vs. Danny Gonzalez. Richie Rich goes down one. Keepers like that. Richie's doing the game, boy. You off that keeper's foot. If Danny scores, he moves on to the finals. Richie stop him, he still got a chance. 2-2 right now. Richie Rich's on offense. You gotta get in the goal, my boy. That was room for Richie Rich, but Danny moves on to the finals. Derrick and Conner. Oh, this is a good one. Mr. Calisthenics vs. Mr. Straps. Derrick Straps, boy! Derrick, go to goalie somebody. That's how you stop the damn ball. You damn near broke my back. Calisthenics, boy. Robbie Dickie twisted! This the size right here. He a brick wall. You can't just back him down. They gotta play each other every night. They know each other, man. They say that's your friend. That's your homie, bro. I don't know that guy. He plays here every night with you, they say. 4-1? No, no, no, no. Conner's in now. It's the last two standing. These boys earned their way to the finals. So we got Conner and Danny in the finals. But first, PK, baby. Where my dog at? I already picked him. Mark. My G. You brought your boys with you? Yeah, boy. Hey, them boys thought it was a football one-on-one, boy. Yeah, I was looking a lot. 100. I got my boy over there. 100. I got another boy over there. 100. I got myself. 100! None of his homies getting 100 now. They been begging me for another PK. And I see him, bruh, painting his whole body with my name all over him. Should we even let him go anymore, fam? I'ma pick him and I'll pick one more person. Dextroying, get a chance. And what's your name, bro? Who up first? Dextroying, Dextroying, Dextroying. Listen, y'all know how we do this in the football one-on-ones. It's usually best of three. Final round is best of five. So today we having the same rules apply. Connor Rezend here. Beach soccer. National team. Danny Gonzalez. Kendall Boy. Legend. Miami. He makes the angle so small. He should've shot that earlier. Good IQ, but not the right execution. These boys is playing defense, fam. Low key, but I'ma sit next to score. Because it ain't going to end up on no defensive sheet. There's the score! This boy is going to get tired, but it's five bands, fam. I don't care. Fam, I was about to say it. What you going to do with 5,000, man? Start up. I got a lot of student loans. I can start a lot. I got my fitness channel as well online. Hey, we going to follow you on the fitness ----, but you don't tell us no weights. Yeah. Underscore King Conn. Two eyes. Congratulations, bro. Hey, y'all make some noise for Connor, our winner, man! The very first of these strong ones. Connor's our first winner. Drop some in the comments. Let us know parks, states, cities, whatever. It's going to pop out, man. We appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all boys, too. At Honor Pitch Soccer League. Legends. We out of here.