Impossible Records in Football

It's Roddy. Wow! What a goal! Wins it! Come on to the pitch with his first touch and the ball! Kaka takes the corner. Momoyera's shot and what a goal by Robben. What a goal by Robben at the end of the area. What a shot Robben has made. The second half starts like the first. Two and a half minutes. Steps up and slaps his hat-trick. It's too easy. It's too easy. Haaland has four. And there's Haaland! Beckett goes to stop. Early cross from him. Hayter's downward header! And it's substitute James Hayter. Lee Purchase in the third minute. 1-0 then. Hayter's outside again. Chance for a fifth. James Hayter! It's five! Dean Court on his feet. Two in a minute. Coming through the middle. Recovering challenge from Edwards. Here's Hayter! He's onside! Hayter! Unbelievable! James Hayter has a three-minute hat-trick at Dean Court. And it looks like the referee has given the off. So straight from the off. Looks like a penalty straight away. Good grief. Did you ever see a game start in this manner? It is Honduras in the blue and white to get us under. Looking for an early strike. Opening minutes here. It's Wunderland Brazil! Josefic de Matagas! And this! What a goal! Straight from the middle! You know it! It's a great competition! What a goal! Oh dear. Oh dear. What a goal! Christoph Kramer scores one of the...