Hitler in WW1

Congratulations, Private Hitler, as you were one of only 600 to survive your baptism of fire. It's my privilege to promote you to the rank of corporal. Thank you, sir. Welcome to the war. I need one of you men to deliver a message. Here, Sergeant. Lay down. Lay down. Take this to Lieutenant Cutman at the command post. Wait for a reply. Sit. Voxel, sit. Sit! Looks like your fiancée's got a mind of her own, Eddie. Voxel, sit! Sit! Humiliate me! I was born to sit down! That's enough. Everyone was killed. The entire company wiped out. The entire company, except me, of course. Even my dog, my little Voxel. Just seconds before the bomb landed, she led me outside as if she knew. She was so loving.