tripping during the lunar eclipse in portugal 🍄

Train, bus, bus, train. We have to go on a bus now to get to the theater. I wanted to record this in case my sisters are watching to show them that this piece of... I think it's a piece of wood. Kind of looks like a chipmunk when you hold it like this. Nobody wants to see that. Can you stop talking? We made it to Boom, finally. There's a whole colony of mini ants, but I don't know where they went. There's also Jason's feet. They're very interesting. They have little constellations on them. We slept in this hammock last night, just in a random campsite because we couldn't find our people. But today we're going to find our people. Today we are science. Today we are studying the ground. There's many things here. Jason's eating all the snacks, we're going to die. There's a lot of bracelets. The blue one is the Boom one. There's a spiral here. What does it mean? Did I draw that? I don't remember. This is our new friend. Where are you from? Holland. Do you ever watch that guy with the accent that studies the birds? You would know. Everyone knows. But I don't remember his name. But he has that voice and he narrates all the nature shows. Anyways. Yeah, him. I'm going to be the next David Attenborough. That was a good festival. It's one of my favorites, I think. I'm glad I'm recording because I'm probably going to forget it in five minutes. I like your hat. Where did you get it? I should be an interviewer. You're basically interviewing a plant. It has a screen on it. Do you know that your eyes have neon colors in them? Not the iris, but the rest of the eye. The white part is neon. It's got streaks of bright pink and bright yellow. That's cool. When I was 13, I had an obsession with Australia. To the point where I tried to convince my whole family to move there with me. But nobody listened. And then I gave up on my dreams. We're going to investigate with our science. The planes sprayed a bunch of chemicals in the sky. This looks like eyes. It doesn't look like eyes as much close up. But when you hold it right there, it kind of looks like eyes as well. Look at this hair. What if when we talked to people, we looked at their foot instead of our eyes? Our eyes were in our feet. But they didn't look like eyes. This is the way we came. You're too slow. You have to keep up with what I'm thinking about. But you're just not listening hard enough. You're not because you don't respond. It's kind of like I'm talking to a plant. Your leg hairs. But I really like the way the sun hits them. If your leg hair had an Instagram, this would be a great time to take a picture. What are you waiting for? We're at 5%. I'm going to have to cut the vlog short, folks. There's no way to charge things here. So everything is slowly dying. The technology is all dying. But all the humans are undying. Imagine if we lived in a whole world without technology. All the humans would start to thrive again. But I feel like technology is slowly taking over. And it's destroying us. But we don't even fully realize it. But we kind of do. You know? This camera makes everything look so... This time, we're not... Yes, that's it. The right way. Natural selection. The law of nature. This time, we're not in wide focus. We're in whatever iPhone says. Biscuits? Would you like some biscuits instead? Put a bit of sugar on the biscuit. Look at his eyes. The coolest eyes I've ever seen. Thanks. Oh, beetle, where are you going? He's going towards the distraction. Yeah, we've distracted the beetle. Well, at least he'll be on a sugar high.