How to Tell if a Guy or Girl Likes You

Hey everybody, welcome to Off The Great Wall. Guess what, Valentine's Day is almost here. So we thought we'll give you some tips on how to tell whether a Chinese person will like you. Enjoy. So guys, girls may like you if they hit you. It's so funny. Hey Ken, you're really funny. Oh thanks. See girls, now we're not going to hit you if we like you because guys shouldn't hit girls. But we might throw a couple things or two at you. For guys, a girl may like you if they follow or stalk you. For girls, we can't really stalk you because you'll probably get a restraining order on us. But we could plan an accidental meeting. Oh hey Carmen, what's going on? Kind of strange coincidence, right? What are you doing here? Buying some bras and panties. Oh, me too. You're getting bras and panties? Yeah, for my sister. Oh, I mean my mother. Me, my grandmother. You want to go inside? I mean, shop together. Okay. Hey Cathy, hey Carmen. Can't believe I ran into you guys again. Wait, are you guys going to watch Silver Linings Playbook too? Yes. Me too. Yeah, let's go see it together. Yeah, you know what to do. Wait, come on. I don't feel good. I have a stomach ache. You guys go. There's a bathroom inside. No, no. Like, I'm having a baby. Come on, let's go. The movie's starting. Come on. Hey, what a coincidence. If a girl likes you, she might make you food. Hey dad, I made this for you in cooking class. You don't take cooking class. Just shut up and eat it. All right. I like donuts. Pretty good. Are there nuts in here? Yes. I'm deathly allergic to nuts. Oh my god. Ladies, we might not be able to cook, but we're going to write you a romantic poem to show you the shape of our heart. I'll love you for a billion years. And if we're not together this lifetime, I hope I can reincarnate as a bird and you a poisonous worm so I can eat you and we can die together like Romeo and Juliet. She may like you if she suddenly acts all feminine. Here you go. Hey, thanks. You're really nice, you know that? I'll see you in class on Tuesday. Okay. Bye. What are you looking at? And girls, sometimes we do the extreme denial. Yo, dude, we all know you like Carmen. Dude, are you crazy? I do not like Carmen at all. I have zero feelings for her. I will cut my wrist right now to show you that I don't like her at all. I will take off all my clothes to show her that I don't like her. Okay? Seriously. Okay? And girls, remember, if a guy likes you, he's going to find every excuse to let you wear his jacket. Hey, Carmen. Hey, what's up? It's cold. Yeah, it's really cold today. Are you waiting for your friend? Yeah. It's so cold. Are you sure you're warm enough? Yeah, I'm okay. Dude, seriously, take my coat. No, no, no. I don't want you catching a cold. Take this. Take this right now. I can't believe your mom let you leave the house like this. Gosh, it's freezing. It's like two degrees outside. Ah, see? Isn't that better? That's much better, right? Aren't you cold? No, I'm fine. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm fine. Oh my God. I'm totally fine. You look great in that coat, by the way. Sweet mother of God, it's cold outside. Oh my God. I'm so fine. I'm fine right now. Oh my God. You can have a bath. I'm warm. I'm so warm. Oh my God. You look good. I just, I don't want you to get a cold and like catch pneumonia and then I won't see you again. You know, I want to keep looking at your face all the time. Hey, thanks for watching Off The Great Wall. We have new episodes every week. So don't forget to click the subscribe button. And happy Valentine's Day, everybody. If you know somebody that likes you and you like them, maybe you should try asking them out for a change. So Common, would you be my Valentine? No. Kathy? Sorry. Looks like it's me and you again, old pal. Cheers. Monkey?