THE ADVENTURES OF TOM & RUSS | Ep. 1

Is this what you guys do when I'm not here? This is what T-Bone and Rick Ross do when Ashley's not around, dude. Tom and Rick. You got this, man. Come on. Jump. I got this. Come on. Yeah. You bomb this. Yeah. You did it. Say yeah. We did it. Jump. That's my boy. You guys, we're going to go down to the skate park and we're going to see if old Rick Ross or Von Lichtenstein and I can get down at the skate park on a longboard because those are my roots and there's an 87% chance Russ is going to get road rash. Here's the thing though. If we're going to go to the skate park and you don't crash, it's not worth it. So either do something cool and fall or I'll just, we're not even filming. You just cursed yourself. You're the one who's falling, dude. You're not falling. I don't fall. It's still worth it if he falls. I don't fall. But check this out. This next clip, you guys, we're going to ride the skateboards down there. Rick Ross is going to get down and jiggy and we're going to see what happens. Boom. I don't like the skate park because it's hard knocks. You know what I mean? It's not road rash. It's hard knocks. Hard knocks. Dude, like your head knocks the ground. Knees and bones really, but not your head. You guys, we're going to skateboard down to the skate park on our longboards and Eric's going to follow. These guys are talking about stuff that's inappropriate. We're not going to put it. I know we said uncensored, but we got rules, man. This is a family channel. Yeah, but it happens to literally every single person in the world. It does, but we're still not going to talk about it. Where's the wisdom? If anybody asks, I'm out standing. Frequencies have effect on your loved ones. Believe it. Where did you get the accent from? Sick, huh? Did you notice how he gets a weird accent when he talks? It was sick, wasn't it, huh? Has he been dating Taylor Swift? Is that where those sunglasses came from? Yeah, you didn't know? Look at me, dude. Let me see those. Eric, it looks like he's from Paris, dude. You know what I would do in that situation? I would take the sunglasses off first, dude, and put them on my head and blast. So I didn't break the glasses, because that's my chick's glasses, you know what I mean? Hey, Russ, can you move? This is the scariest thing that's ever happened to me in my life. You're supposed to ride the board. I'll go about 30 sideways, dude. Bro, I ran that out from here, dude. Dang, dude, I'm bummed that I missed it. Look how hard he hit that. Look how hard he hit that, dude. That's intense. That's intense, bro. How long have we been here? Literally like 15 seconds, I think. That's sick. Did you hear that thud? Yeah. Holy cow, dude. I don't fall. Somebody else go try something. Russ, you're next, bro. Get on there. Let's go do something, dude. Try to hop somewhere over here and not hit my face on that rail. That's a good plan, dawg. Old Rick Ross, take two. My plan backfired, everybody. Backfired? I'm more in pain than Russell is. My knee hurts, but don't worry, dude. I'll get old Rick Ross. We hit the skate park. We hit some hills. My knee hurts. Russell crashed a few times, but not as bad as I crashed. You guys, that's hard for me to go to the skate park when I can't slay on a skateboard, because those are my roots, all right? I just didn't have the proper deck. Oh, my knee. Let's see what we got going on at the house. I got something for you. Get it away from me, dude. Why? What is it? What are you so mad about? Get it away from me. What are you doing? Back up. I don't want it. There's a poopy diaper in there? Seriously, what are you doing? There's a black widow in there, dude. There's a black widow in there? Get it away from me, bro. Stop. Get it away from me. Stop. Okay. Put it down. Stop. Okay. I stopped. That's a freaking black widow, dude. I stopped. I put it down, dude. Chill out. Chill out, bro. I put it down. Okay. Get it away from me. Okay. Put the stick. Oh my gosh. Put the stick down. Listen. There's black widows in there. Those are dangerous, dude. I'm going to pick up a rock if you don't put that down. Run. Stop. No way. I'm not. There's nothing. There's nothing in it. Put it down. I'll show you. I'll stick my hand in there, dude. Watch out. What? Oh my gosh. It's on your shoulder. You guys. There's crackers in there? There's only crackers? You guys. You guys, I literally caught the biggest brown coelus. Oh. Brown coelus but a wolf spider. And I threw it at Russ, and now it's not in the box. And I'm pretty sure it's in his hair. This is the end of our adventure today. On a serious note. Put the stick down, Russ. Put the stick down. We want to know what you guys want to see. So if you guys want a day of Thomas and Rick, T-Bone and Russie, Thomas and Russ, Tommy and Russell, whatever, however you want to say it, T and R, you guys comment down below of what you want to see, okay? If you guys want me to be nicer to Russell, then you probably shouldn't watch my videos. To be honest with you. You know, sometimes I used to get messages on my Instagram, they're like, you need to be nicer to Russ. And I was just like, then you need to not follow my Instagram story, because that's not going to happen. So if anybody's comments are be nicer to Russ, it's not going to happen. We don't want to hear it. We don't want to hear it, dude. Russ don't even want to hear it. Russ, do you want to hear people say be nicer to you? Get away from me. Okay. Put the stick down. Oh my gosh, bro. Put it down. That hurt. Comment down below, you guys, on what you want to see from us. It's going to be a short video. We know. But the shorter, the sweeter. What do you mean? Does this camera have Bluetooth capabilities? Do you know what Bluetooth like is? I'm just asking a question, dude. I mean, what purpose could you have for a camera to have Bluetooth? I just want to know, dude. No, it doesn't. Because there's no purpose. Oh, you mean like for airdrops or something? Yeah. Yeah, you could airdrop this on, dude. Dude, I don't know why the camera keeps going fuzzy. We're not the most tech savvy folk here. Hold on, let's mess with this.