Hey guys, good morning.
I actually miscalculated my days here and I was supposed to stay in this hotel for two
nights but it turns out I actually need to be somewhere else.
So I'm going to check out Laura early and then I'm going to show you guys where I'm
going to be staying tonight.
Yup, I'm going to be staying at the St. Regis Hotel.
Probably.
Actually, most definitely the fanciest hotel I've ever stayed at.
Hey!
How's it going?
What's your name, sir?
My name's Chris.
Chris?
Welcome to St. Regis.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much, Chris.
Look how fancy you're dressed.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I can never look this good.
Have a pleasant stay, sir.
Thank you.
Wow.
I see food.
It's the first time I've been to a check-in where everybody is just sitting down.
I mean, I don't know how long this process takes but it's pretty fancy.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Hi.
Yeah, is this check-in please?
Thank you.
This is definitely the most comfortable check-in process I've ever been a part of.
Wow.
This is...
I feel like I'm part of Mission Impossible right now.
Ooh.
Wow.
Mission Impossible indeed.
Alright, so a thumb drive and what is this?
My itinerary.
Okay.
This is so crazy.
So, I'm 5.30 bloody...
I don't drink but sure.
And barbecue...
That's awesome.
This I'm really looking forward to.
This dim sum brunch is supposed to be the best in Singapore.
I really don't know what this is but I would really love to be a part of it.
I mean, I see chocolate fountain and I'm melting already.
So good.
So, I just found out that's the Grand Astra afternoon tea for $49 right here.
Let's take a look.
Wow.
That's how the other half lives, huh?
I mean, this is just afternoon tea.
Okay, I had to get out of there.
I'm wearing shorts.
I just don't fit.
Beautiful desserts, chocolate fountain, live piano.
That's gorgeous.
So, here is what is happening.
I checked in and I got an upgrade
because they ran out of the rooms I was supposed to get.
And once I get to my room, they have a butler service.
So, when you check in, you can get like a drink sent up to your room.
So, right now, when I go to my room, there's going to be hot tea waiting for me.
Let's go.
Oh my good god.
I feel like I just walked into some rich person's East Avenue apartment.
Wow.
Look at the view.
King size bed.
Beautiful night table with a thousand...
Oh, look at this.
Everything is controlled right here.
Automated drapes.
What more could you ask for?
Big TV.
You get a little handheld device so you have Wi-Fi everywhere you go.
I almost didn't see this.
These are closets.
Whoa.
So pretty.
Ah, in case you brought, I don't know, 12 ties.
Ooh.
Can I keep that?
Ah.
I've never seen this before.
A pillow menu.
This is crazy.
You can order...
Oh my goodness.
I might need to order a pillow.
I've never ordered a pillow before, but I think I need to start.
This is...
What is this?
Oh.
Mini bar galore.
Wow.
If this is complimentary, all this will be gone.
Well, except for this, because I don't drink and nobody wants pretzels.
Can anybody tell me if these are really good brands of tea and coffee?
I think finest teas of the market.
Or at least according to the bag, it's the finest tea in the world.
Even the water looks fancy.
Let's see what else.
Oh, wow.
Glasses.
Ah.
That's the real mini fridge.
By the way, this table?
Look out.
Look at it.
It just kind of locks this.
Look at that.
Ah.
So nice.
Wait until you guys see this.
Come on.
Let me show you.
Check out the bathroom.
This is the size of most apartments in New York and San Francisco.
A magnifying mirror in case you want to look at yourself closely.
Toiletries.
Let's see what's in here.
I mean...
Dang.
Sewing kit.
And instead of plastic cups, you have this artistic looking toothpaste rinser.
And this...
Look at this.
And here's the crazy thing.
You guys ready?
There's a TV on this mirror.
And not only is it a TV.
I'm pretty sure...
Okay.
It's not touchscreen.
The TV is controlled by this remote that when you're showering and scrunching yourself,
you can watch whatever you want.
Apparently.
Let's see.
Hello.
Oh, hi.
Wow.
Oh, no way.
That for me?
Thank you.
Oh, good God.
Thank you.
And what's your name, sir?
John.
Thank you.
Wow.
Oh, it's fantastic.
Thank you.
Wow.
Look at all this.
That's like...
That's the fanciest welcoming food ever.
No, thank you, John.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Well, that never happened at any other hotel I've ever stayed at ever.
I mean, look what's here.
Look at this.
Look at this fancy chocolate and whatever that is.
And more fancy chocolate.
And I just want to point out.
There are flower petals in here.
I mean, I don't even like fruit.
I'm going to eat all this.
I'm going to eat this first though because this is awesome.
Right here.
Oh, beautiful bath.
Oh, this potpourri.
Do I feel like a...
Yeah, I think I do feel like a...
Oh, no.
I crushed it.
Oh, my gosh.
This is just the worst thing ever.
I feel like I've just destroyed the linen.
I don't know what tastes better.
That macaroon with the fact that it was free and brought to my room in a hotel.
I think both.
Oh, that's really good, by the way.
And just one more piece of chocolate.
I could just stay in this hotel room.
Bose surround sound speakers.
Actually, wait a minute.
I didn't finish showing you guys the bathroom.
I didn't even see the rest of the bathroom yet.
Because there's this.
It's like a double door shower.
So, oh, wow.
That's some futuristic shower.
So, this thing sprays you?
So, you can have water coming out of here.
I don't know.
Okay, so that's washing your body and your hair at the same time.
And you've got a mirror to kind of admire yourself during the whole process.
If you're that type of person.
And, ooh, okay.
You have a phone in case you need to call someone when you're sitting down.
Okay, I had to dress up just a little bit.
Because this whole Disney t-shirt and shorts thing just ain't going to cut it in this hotel.
Xavier, he is going to show me around.
And we're going to an art show.
And a Bloody Mary tasting.
But I'm not going to drink it.
I'm just going to see how it's made.
Welcome to the bar.
Okay, so this is a virgin Bloody Mary for me.
Yay.
I've never had a Bloody Mary in any capacity before.
So, very exciting.
Celery in here.
Are you supposed to eat the celery?
Yes, you can.
Before or after you drink it?
During.
And so when you take a few sips, you can.
Okay.
I have to learn.
Usually they put hot sauce in this as well, right?
Yes.
I know a little bit about alcohol.
A little bit.
First sip of Bloody Mary.
Wow.
It's tomatoey.
Yeah.
But it's less tomatoey than I thought.
Because I thought it would be just like a tomato juice.
Pure juice.
But it's not.
No.
And you're supposed to eat this celery.
And then you drink the alcohol.
Hey, guys.
It's kind of late at night, 8 o'clock.
I'm going to Garden by the Bay.
You know all those super trees in Singapore?
Like really, really ginormous trees.
So, I'm going to go check that out.
Hopefully, there's no crazy giant insects living in them.
Hi.
8 o'clock.
So many people here.
All these trees light up at night.
And it's a pretty massive area.
So, I am here.
I want to see that.
And, oh, actually, I want to see that.
I feel like I'm kind of walking around Jurassic Park right now.
There it is.
The super trees.
And I don't know why, but this really reminds me, for some reason, of War of the Worlds.
Well, War of the Worlds, War Avatar.
One of those two.
And these things are pretty massive.
People are just sitting underneath the trees, picnicking.
And just chilling.
And the view is so nice.
I mean, no wonder, right?
This is like sort of almost an alien-esque world in the middle of a modern city.
You can do this.
Now, what's really cool is that I think people are actually walking on this giant tree skyway here.
I need to get in on that.
Wow, this is why everyone is kind of laying on the ground.
There's some kind of light show.
And that is the famous Singaporean hotel.
It kind of looks like a surfboard.
And there's a pool on top that people really love.
But the hotel itself, I wouldn't think is that good.
For some reason, I don't know.
I just feel like, I mean, it's a beautiful, beautiful building.
Or buildings.
It's just kind of weird that it's just kind of a surfboard on top.
And this.
This is pretty.
It doesn't seem to be moving, though.
I'm sure it is.
Look how pretty that is.
This is just very postcard-ish, you know?
I just wandered into this massive, look at this.
It's massive.
I don't know what this is.
Shopping mall?
But also, I think there's a casino.
And then there's like celebrity restaurants.
What is a celebrity restaurant?
But I know what's calling me.
It's the food court over there.
It's a beautiful place, though.
It's 9 o'clock, almost 10 at night.
And this place, look at this.
Everybody's here.
This is the.
Yo, I love Singapore.
Everybody's here.
Everybody's eating.
They're having a good time.
I love Singapore.
It's the best.
All the restaurants are open.
You can eat whatever you want.
You want some noodle?
You want some roast duck?
Skating rink?
You can eat and then go work out.
Like, literally.
This is just like, everything is here.