Why Montreal Hotels Suck

Montreal has a lot going for it, but apparently their hotels aren't great. Your hotels suck. Let me tell you why. It's these cleaning service people. They think they're slick. They're trying to catch you naked. Have you noticed me staying in a hotel? You know, you would think knock hard, like so you can put your dick away. Shit like that. No, they do this on purpose. Cleaning. You're like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What are you jerking off? Sorry. You know what I'm going to do from now on? When they break in, I'm just going to wait. You know, like cleaning service. I knew you would come in. Clean the walls right now. Thank you. Shut up. I hope they break up. I knew you would come in.