Fans React to WandaVision 1x2- -Don't Touch That Dial-.

Oh, they sleep in separate beds. Was it normal to sleep in separate beds back then? Now this looks more 60s. You have absolutely no reason to- Oh my god, I would crap myself. What is that? Oh, there we go. There you go. I'm going to take a look. I love Vision in this, he's so funny. Yes, I'm not saying I'm all the pride of myself. He is me all the way. I ain't getting out the bed. Let me get a girl like that. She can't have done all my ----. This is better, isn't it? Now you're saying it like that. Scandalous. Wunderdark. Yes, dear. Get the light. Uh-oh. A Marvel sex scene, you don't get many of those. Lucky motherfuckers. Oh, that's right. Oh my gosh. Bewitched. Oh my god, it's just like Bewitched. Yeah, Bewitched. So Bewitched. So perfect. And I love it. Very nicely done. Home is where you make it. I love these different intros. This is so catchy. It's a bop for sure. Why don't they change the credits every episode? I wonder if this is at all going to be because she grew up watching these shows. Oh yeah, maybe. Oh my god, I could watch this like for an entire season and just be happy with it. For my final trick, I bring you the cabinet of mystery. Are they practicing some sort of magic show? Make a great magician. Like a good basketball player, too tall as ----. It's a different house. It's the Bewitched house, that's why. Mark on it is like his- The Mind Stone. That's really cool. The talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season and it's our neighborly duty to participate. So every sitcom needs a talent show episode. I want us to fit in. I don't think that's gonna happen. Yeah. Notice that was the same thing she said in the first episode about the calendar, like wanting to fit in. What was presented in the comic as well. It's sad, dude. Especially with you wearing this. Oh, hell yeah. Her escape for the time period. No, wait, isn't that from the comic? She wear that ----, Nick Fury, take that eye patch off. What is that? That was a genuine look of concern. I always get really suspect when she does that look. I wonder if outside events are having an influence. Yeah, that's not the tree. Someone's knocking on the outside of whatever this is, trying to get in. We're finally outside. They use a completely different camera here. Uh-oh. Color. The hell? We're like leaning into Pleasantville. Pleasantville all the way. Is that a drone? Oh, it's a helicopter. Why is it in color? Is that from the real world? Probably sent it through. Oh, ----. Sword, sword, sword, sword, sword, sword. It's a sword helicopter. Interesting. Does she see it in color? I think she's starting to process what's going on. Look, it's the star of the show. Oh, God, Agnes. I'm never not gonna be happy when she shows up. I know. And I bet you I'm gonna be crushed when something happens later. Oh, I brought my pet rabbit for your magic act. Is she gonna see this thing? Trying to get a good look at her emblem there. I'm watching you, Agnes. Stick him up. Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger. It's almost unbearable. I feel like this has to be some sort of Truman show. Can I give you a bit of friendly advice? Is it about the way I'm dressed? Yes, but it's too late. Damn. She's savage. Oh, I like Agnes. She seems like a really nice neighbor. I want to be her neighbor. I need her energy. Funny, she shows up right when she's starting to analyze the helicopter. Dottie is the key to everything in this town. Country club memberships, parties, school admissions. Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Hiya, Dottie. Your rabbits are divine. Oh, thank you. Is that the girl from Muffy? Is that Emma Caulfield? Is that Anya? Rotary Club is finishing the stage setup as we speak. That is Anya. I saw that ---- on Vowles. I'm sorry, Dottie. I didn't ask about the chairs. So you better not ask me if you can chair any committees in the future. Secondhand embarrassment. Like the Stepford Wives. The devil's in the details, Bev. That's not the only place he is. The devil. Mephissa. Oh, Mephissa is coming. The only reason I didn't clap was because I'm afraid to move. I think that's Captain Marvel's friend, now aged up to an adult. Say, those pants are peachy, Katie. Oh, she's super pretty. The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried. We only have a few hours until showtime. Oh, bitch. I don't like you. I don't like Dottie. Oh, she's a mean girl. Okay. I love her passive aggressiveness. Dottie can suck it. All of this is for the children. For the children. That was creepy. Why are they so creepy? I actually don't know what I'm doing here. I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda. I'm, uh, Geraldine. She just made that up. And I'm irritated. All right, Dottie. Jesus. Did anyone else catch that slightly weird moment where she was like, I'm, uh, Geraldine? It's like, did she forget her name? How is anybody doing this sober? She a wild one, yo. I would definitely be drinking at this committee. Pardon me. Is this a neighborhood watch meeting? Sort of a members only type. Bro, what the **** is that supposed to mean? And why can't Vision be a member? Raspberry or cheese? No. Hey, the guy that got fired's there. Oh, neither for me. Thank you. I don't eat food. What I mean to say is that I don't eat food in between meals, Careful there. Got some top secret intelligence for you. Now, you know how Johnson's been bragging about that treehouse he built for his kid? It's a pre-fab job. I too have some top secret gossip to share. Norm here's a communist. Jesus Christ. What the ****? I gotta say, this is making me like Paul Bedney even more. I really like Vision in this. It shows so much more of his personality. Care for a stick of Big Red? Big Red used to be that ----. Big Red is trash. Hate Big Red. Did you hear the man? He doesn't eat food. It's gung fu. Well, my understanding is that it's purely for mastication. Oh, no, I don't do that. Oh, ----. This is a different kind of show. We actually thought you were serious. Oh, no. What happens if he eats it? Oh, no. All right, so back to this. Oh, Vision. This is the first time eating something. What's gonna happen? Is he gonna be okay? He's gonna gum up his gears. Thank you for choosing me to help you clean up today. I feel so lucky. You are. If only she knew. I can't help but wonder if you and I haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie. And I would like to correct that if I can. And how would you do that? Turn you into a frog? I've heard things about you. Well, I don't know what you have been told, but I assure you, I don't mean anyone any harm. I don't believe you. It's getting creepy. It's going weird again. Uh-oh, things are getting weird again. Wait, did they just say Wanda or Rhonda? It sounded like they called me Wanda. Are they trying to break free to her? I think someone's trying to get her out. Who are you? What? Oh, what the **** is going on? He's doing this to you, Wanda. Oh, is that sword? Jimmy? Oh, geez. This fantasy is hemorrhaging at the seams here a bit. What? Oh, ----. Whose voice was that? What the ****? Not the color you want to see in this black and white world. Colors that have always shown up have been red. Scarlet. What the hell is going on? Glitching. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? Club soda. By doing it herself. It's like she snapped out of it and she forgot what actually happened. Same thing happened at the house party. They totally forgot. So is Wanda trapped somewhere? Think she's in a coma? Something. They say a man is never fully dressed without two important accessories. I love how we keep getting these commercials. Same people, too. Who are these two people in all the ******* commercials? And his Strucker. I've never heard that name before. As in the scientist? Von Strucker? Yeah. Strucker, he'll make time for you. Hydra. Hydra? Oh. Oh, ----. What does the time mean? Wait, Strucker was the one that had the spear that gave them their powers in Age of Ultron, right? I believe so, yes. You mean the guy who experimented on her. So we've had a Stark product and a Hydra product. Little tidbits here and there. So those characters in the commercials must be stuck in this reality, too. Things are kind of progressively getting weirder. Talent show for the children. For the children. Oh, no. Look at you. Oh, he's all weird because of the gums, baby. Oh, uh, well, me and the boys, we're playing a rather thrilling game of horseshoes. So when he gets his gears all messed up, he becomes drunk? That gum fucked him up completely. Can't he get the gum out? That's why you don't eat. I want to thank you all for coming out to support Westview Elementary. Oh, is it for the children? For the children. They need to knock it off with that ----. That's creepy. And for our final act, Wanda and Vision. Oh, no, they're going to the magic show when he's malfunctioning. Okay, it's fine. I hate cringey stuff like this. It's fine. Not making me anxious at all. Hello, Westview! Good afternoon! Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions. Because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe. Flourish! No, Vision! Oh, no, Vision. He ******* up. Oh, God. He ******* up. You're not supposed to do that. But they're going to think it's magic. It's okay. See there? He's using a rope. Oh, thank goodness. That was smart as ----. This is going to turn into a comedy show, isn't it? Oh, my God. Don't lift up the piano, Vision. How are we going to explain this? She turned it into cardboard. She's clever. She's saving this. You weren't supposed to see how we did that trick. That was my grandmother's piano. Is this good? No. Oh, God. Kill me. Maybe we leave the poor bunny out of this one, shall we? Well, then I will just have to pull this hat out of myself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing it. Oh, no. Oh, ----. Look at what every drunk person says before they do something stupid. How do you get out of that one? How are you going to explain that? You can only explain so much. If only you all knew our secret. That ---- could have been a ******* disaster. I love that they just buy it. Is that how mirrors work? Shut up, Beth. She's like, bitch, be quiet. Is that how mirrors work? Shut up, Beth. Dottie's the worst. I will now make my wife disappear. At least we know the trick on this one. What's he going to do on this one? What's he going to summon? You sure you don't want an audience volunteer named My Husband Ralph? Classic Agnes move. Where is her husband? What's in the box? Geraldine. She's like, how the hell did I get here? I was backstage. But what is going on with you? I have no idea. I've been feeling weirdy all day. He's like so drunk. They're so cute. Why did you check this before the show? Would you look at that? Now let's get out of here before Dottie and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show. We thought that was awesome. Yeah, I'd be more concerned about Dottie burning you at the stake. But you know. You two, stop right there. They left in such an obvious way. That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen. Wouldn't you all agree? Dottie seems a little tipsy. I would like to award you with inaugural comedy performance of the year. Aw, yay. Why can't they just stay like this? But seriously, how did I end up in there? I'm very upset. How'd you do it? Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets. He leaves that to his assistant. And she's not talking. I had a feeling you'd say that. What is she all about, man? I'm still really confused on what the **** is happening. For the children. Where the kids even at? Oh, Wanda. What? She's pregnant! She's pregnant? What the hell? Oh, ----. What the ****? That happened fast. Guys, are they doing this? Oh, no. When things go back to normal, she's gonna lose vision. The kids. This is not gonna end well. She's gonna kill everybody. Is this really happening? No, I don't think it is. What the **** is that? If it's that damn tree again. Is it the, like, helicopter-y thingy? What are they gonna see? I don't see anything. Okay. What's, uh, coming through the manhole? Oh, please let this be the TMNT crossover everyone's been waiting for. If Wolverine comes out of that hole. That's a beekeeper? A beekeeper? That's what it looks like, yeah. Is that the sword symbol again? Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, ----. Oh, what? No. Wait, what? She just rewound. Damn, she can just rewind it. Whoa. She just changed the reality. So this is in Wanda's head. Wanda is doing it. See, when she feels threatened, she can control. Like, nope, don't take me away from my reality. Reverse it, flip it, play it. Is this really happening? No. No, it's not happening. She is trying to hold on to him in here. My god, I don't know what to feel. What? Now he's showing color. And he has the stone. Let there be color. We're into the world of color television. Yay, finally! Are we jumping generations? Oh, it's becoming the 70s. And she's in all red, of course. Okay, now it's a diamond. No, it's still a hex. Wanda. Ugh. Son of a bitch. What the ****? I'm not sure if it's that voice we've heard before. That's Randall Park for sure. What is going on? This is a slow burn, huh? They're really barely giving you anything. Man, this is interesting. Very interesting. Two episodes now in a row, she's had clear conversations where it seems like it's not part of the script. Somebody's controlling this ----, but she has a level of control too. I wonder if she's been going through this and keeps rewinding or something. But I also saw the Hydra on the watch. Did Hydra get a hold of her and put her in a stage of suspended sleep or animation or something? But I'm getting the feeling that maybe she wants to be trapped in there. I think she's trying to have the things that she never had, right? I mean, she's trying to live a dream. It's a fantasy. That's why I feel like we're going to get Dr. Strange in here to point. What the **** is going on? I'm so confused. By the time we watch the end of the show, we're going to be like, Yeah.