The Dock 2.0 Surfing With Chippa Wilson, Noa Deane, Dion Agius and Eithan Osborne (Full Film)

Do you need me to test? No? You don't want to test? Can you ******* hear anything? What is it though? I was just like turning around I was trying to get like out of the way of the thing Just watch him like grind it with his nose Like on his face, not his board I guess it's two tons and it looks like a dock But it doesn't work like that when you're standing on it It's like a floating ******* death machine This thing kind of moves like a snake And if you don't get on the right side of it while it's happening you're done And it's slippery, it's sharp, it's ******* scary The thing moves like a ******* viper trying to kill you So it's a pretty interesting experience A lot of work to do to put it together **** yeah! There's the dock The dock's breaking I'm just calling the boys just trying to get the dock going I think what was happening was like We're getting a bit of speed but there was no like It was pretty fat You try to get over it But as you come up the wind just kind of blows your board down And then your fins just clip and then you get like bonked over it and fall off Or like you know slip off and faceplant it Oh my god I was knocked unconscious I fully knocked myself out I was going so fast at that ******* thing I reckon that's like gotta be top five like worst slams ever on a surfboard It's cool because you can see what wave is going to be the best In the set That's kind of the coolest thing You can like look up and you're like oh yeah that one that second one's the best one Yeah I want to do the board on the board side on the boog Without the rope taking my legs out Yeah at the end the rope was like wrapped at the end and yeah Opposite of a coat hanger Anything bad that can happen will happen And that's what it felt like and it almost got funny by the end It's near impossible So the fact that we got it into the spot on a few was pretty sick I reckon But yeah it's just it would be epic if it was easy But it's the least easy thing in the whole ******* world So fast I looked in and it was just like an S I was like all right it's ******* time Foreign