Freezing Myself... For Science

Alright, welcome to a semi-workout, semi-maybe video game, also me maybe just eating food at some point video. We're at the Nike, it's like this temporary gym setup that they have in Hollywood called Just Do It HQ and the Activision people invited me over because they're doing like a crossover thing with Black Ops 4. That's my understanding of it at least. They have these recovery machines here like Cryo and Infrared. I don't know what the Infrared thing does at all but here's the deal. I completely screwed up. Get a good shot of this. Get a good shot. I screwed up my groin just by, I don't know, doing squats. I have good form. No one ever tells me I'm doing anything wrong and I watch footage it seems good but I just overtaxed it man and so it hurts. I can't do squats and maybe this will be the key to recovery. So that's what I'm most excited about here actually. We'll see later on if it does anything or not but for now, I don't know, get a tour, do some exercise or something. Right now it would be leg day so I do want to do some legs and then go from there. Also we got some new merch to plug. Hummingbirds of the Sharks of the Sky. It's actually on this channel. A lot of people might not even get the reference but if you do and you watch the main channel and all that, represent.com slash CaptainSparklez. You can get the hat, you can get shirts. I'm not wearing the shirt right now. It's embroidered. It's some high quality stuff right there. Check it out. Oh you didn't tell me you're stretching. That's b-roll footage right there. Do it. It's a b-roll of me cracking the bang and plugging some amazon.com slash shot slash CaptainSparklez. I'm so inflexible. It's really bad. Do you do yoga at all? Have you ever done yoga? I've never done yoga and I think that I would die but other than, I don't think that has much to do with me injuring my groin and other than that I haven't really injured myself so I need to reactivate my groin. Reactivate my groin. Looks like you're just doing a push-up vertically. I look like I work here now. I was kind of the only person who wasn't wearing one of these shirts so it's okay. We still got our own merch up top. And we're going to be working together as a team. We'll be team focused because we'll be focused on strength as well. Just in case anyone has any injuries, let us know. We can modify it for you. If you don't, I'm going to push you. I'm going to push you guys hard. I'm going to make you work harder. So I guess now we're just teaming up with a partner alternating on different stations and then we'll try not to puke at the end of it. I don't usually do like aerobic circuit training workouts so this is very different from what I'm used to so we'll see how it goes. Switch with your partner. Medicine ball and runners. Keep going please. Another 30 seconds. I love you. Here's three, two, one, rock and roll. You're a professional anchor. Absolutely. She's actually helped helping to counterweight so that I don't actually have to. I'm like just sitting back. That's all there is to it. I'm here for you. Hulk smash over here. You guys are ready. We're going to start. Ready, set, go. I want you to give me some muscle-ups over here. Give me muscle-ups. There you go. Are you having fun? Holy ----. No way, not right now. So dead. Like I said before, I don't usually do circuit training. I just do weight training so this is different and it hurts. Also, as you saw, he's like pull-ups are too easy for you. Start doing muscle-ups and that just killed me for the rest of the entire thing. So, amazon.com.com.com.com. Post-game interview. We're all wrapped up. That was actually more strenuous than I thought. Now, I just got sweat in my eye. You thought you were going to get a casual influencer gym session. Yeah, no, it was. But you got the real deal. No, this was like a legitimate training session actually. It was good because it's not what I usually do and it reveals your weaknesses and things that, well, I know I'm not great at cardio so that's already a given, but I guess now I want to see if I can get into the cryo machine and heal myself. Make myself just nice and cryogenically frozen so that I can live forever. That's why I came here. So, are there any things I should be aware of before I freeze myself? I know that it does get intense. Have you done cryo therapy before? Never done it before. Then I sense the excitement. I'm hoping it'll solve my groin injury, maybe. This definitely aids in helping ease soreness. It's a slow cooling for your body. As you just worked out in our recovery, there's certain levels of the treatment and I'm going to put you at negative 166 degrees for two minutes, unless you'd like to go cooler. How cold do people go? Negative 202, negative 220. Hot. So, I don't want to exert myself too much. Otherwise, I'm going to start sweating again. It doesn't help that it's like 100 degrees every day right now. It's still like a little bit of moisture in my hair. Do you know how much I'm going to have to resist you doing Mr. Freeze quotes from the Batman movie? I mean, I think I'm as dry as it's going to get. Oh, you look like you're going to a rave right now. We're like, we're a Mortal Kombat character. The Japan subway. Yeah. Now, you're a Mortal Kombat character. So, is there like a tap out symbol? Yes. I was going to tell you right after the gloves, but should there be moments you can get two taps on the gloves, I'll be right here. There's music going on there, so feel free to dance. I'm gonna die. No. I mean, I've talked to other people. They've done it. They've all made it out. They've survived. So, I think I can do it. I guess so. Okay. Oh, yeah. That is cold. Oh, yes. Did you set me colder? Because it said negative 220 in there. Yeah. I noticed that. That wasn't actually as bad as I thought it was. No. You look like you handled it all right. It's more manageable. You really start feeling in your legs, actually, surprisingly, rather than like torso. Thank you. I guess it went down because I released pressure in there because there wasn't any nitrogen that came up. Way to go. Thank you. Did I do all right? You did totally great. Thank you. I appreciate it. Did you want to try a red light as well? Oh, yeah. Sure. So, your light stays up for the first five minutes. When this lamp fails, it is the same energy from the sun that we have here. Will I be tanned by the end of this? It's not a tanning bed. Oh, man. I was not ready for that. I'm sorry. Nick, if you want to be in here, I'll just ask you to close the door when you're done. Oh, I can stay in here? Okay. I'll just talk them through it. This looks like some sort of alien abduction. I'm filming this, and I feel like I just took you back to my dungeon. I'm doing some sort of experiment. I'm pretty sure this was the beginning of the Human Centipede movie. I want to see the studies that say what this does because I'm just like, all right, dude, well, this is going to be the solution to my growing, obviously. Oh, God. I'm really actually not looking. Don't say that to me when we're in a small room together. I can't go anywhere. That's what it is. What is that called? The toy when light bright. This looks like something that a robot would recharge itself on in the future. You've discovered my secret. There's your turnover. I think you're supposed to push this away. I'm not giving you a massage. That's not what I was asking. God damn it. I have no idea if it actually looks good or not, but I cannot wait. I'm sure it's going to look really dark. I'm a new man. I'm infrared man. That's my superhero power. Let's check the groin. I still feel the groin. The groin is not healed. I think I just need to go several weeks without doing any squats. That sucks. Then I'm going to go back into squats and my squats are going to be so bad. Man, do all the things. You get to look at my nice hairy legs. Great. I didn't want to put my sweating tights back on. I'm going to take this padding off. I feel like I'm getting an X right now. The weird is all good. What's happening to me? Holy ----. I don't really know how to react. Are you okay? Maybe dial it down a little bit. It's freaking me out. My muscles are getting out. Sometimes you get a muscle spasm. Yeah, they're just being forced to spasm. That's what's happening right now everywhere. This is ******* bizarre that some external thing can cause my muscles to freak the **** out. Also increases your cursing apparently. Wait, I don't even see what it is. It's just like a little thing that's touching you. No, no, no. There's an electromagnetic field going through me between this and the other one and it is literally causing my muscles to *******. This is the weirdest ----. You know, when you get like a muscle spasm, it's just doing that everywhere. I mean, this is good vlog content at least. All right, you're ready for this. You don't feel anything yet? I'm not used to this feeling. No, you can go up. That's like a three. It just, it startled me. It's an interesting feeling. You are a braver man than I. It's like a five, six. Yeah, there we go. Maybe a little lower. That's such a weird feeling. I'm going to change the frequency. Embrace the weird. I'm good. I just don't even know how to explain it. I'm glad it wasn't just me on this. It's weird. So this is like a leg compression thing. I like massages, probably going to kind of be like a massage or something like that. I'm so happy I was recording. Oh, it's filling up. It's going. It's filling up. It's going like one zone at a time. I like it. You want to try it? How you feeling over there? It just got very stiff. We're getting to the upper thigh. Yeah. First person perspective of what it looks like to have these things on you. It's nice. All right, we're going to do an approximate weight slash body fat slash all that measurement. This ain't no Dex scan. Also, I've eaten. I had a really bad eating day yesterday and I'm wearing clothing. So those are all my disclaimers before I stand up here and we get going so I can figure out how to make it work. Since I have 8% body fat. All right. That's a bit low. I don't think that's accurate. I'm not 8%. There's no, there's no way I would take myself closer to 10, 11 probably. Oh, okay. 8% body fat is a little wild. Apparently I have literally no fat in my body. 8% would be like, I am competition, which I'm not. All right. Well, I guess that wraps it up for the workout plus trying expensive recovery machinery. I hope you have enjoyed. Thanks to all the people who had us out. It's not a sponsored video, but still nice of them to invite us and all that stuff. Call the duties and the Nike's and etc. Also don't forget merch represent.com slash CaptainSparklez if you want. That's it. So we'll see you next time. Good luck.