Spending $22,000 Dollars on an Exotic Car Rally.mp4

Good morning everybody we are in Miami at day one of Gold Rush Rally. It is 830 in the morning skies are clear which means it's 530 in Los Angeles which is way before how I normally wake up which means I'm going to be falling asleep on the wheel today which is not good hopefully I don't do that but let's get our day going I've been waiting for this moment all year oh wait I forgot my bag very important haha Jesus that's how humid it is out here it's only like 80 degrees but it feels like a freaking sauna oh my god this humidity Jesus You got the camera in your hand? Yes. Remember how last year in Gold Rush on my Instagram all my Gold Rush photos are like really terrible I couldn't find any single good photo that's all his fault right there worst ******* photographer out there you know I even deserve this what in the almighty **** this is what sleep deprivation does to people looks better on me nah looks better on me I like it sup you chillin? yeah dude I mean in terms of comfort this is uh this is at the peak okay what are you sitting on like all my luggage and underpants your luggage your underpants my Bitcoin socks okay I'm super comfortable up here by the way John how much sleep did you get like three hours four hours oh and you're complaining about sleep really I got like 45 minutes you're younger you're older sure you get enough caffeine into this person you gotta go down and turn oh there's Santa Claus whoo in case you're wondering it's my ride for the day this is not my 720s this is Randy Savage's 720s but yeah this thing makes a thousand wheel horsepower hey you guys ready for go rush? not a race this is a rally co-pilot over here hey buddy we made it to our lunch stop oh the cars retarded it's retarded it's very fast stupid fast it's very very fast that is just how you just come here to a rally and just ---- on every other supercar owner just bring your three million dollar Pagani and put three thousand miles on it on a rally it's such a flex one day guys one day tell me that doesn't look exactly like the butterfly emoji I was so low on gas that it doesn't even say like how many miles I have left it just says dot dot dot dot last gold rush I ran out of gas would have been kind of funny if I ran out of gas again I forgot to press the arrow button I'm really sorry look at it it actually looks kind of cool with it down no he gets so pissed when I don't raise the wing Alex that thing at ******* like 120 it's just so slammed down just dragging its nose it looks so badass I wish you could see it from like a distance this price is so cheap here I love it say call say hi to the camera I spilled the gas thing had the whole thing right in the nozzle so you bought bottled water so you can wash your car no I stole clear sport look I bought all these signs from the gas station they're still the funniest thing due to warning due to price increases on ammo do not expect a warning shot hanging that up in front of my front door this is the funniest one by far the true story of Jack the true story true story of Jack ---- jack ---- is the son of all ---- and oh ---- all ---- the son of fertilizer magnet married oh ---- the owner of knee deep ---- in jack ---- married no ---- and they produce six children holy ---- their first passed on shortly after childbirth next came twin sons deep ---- dip ---- two daughters full of ---- and give a ---- and another son bullshit deep ---- married dumb ---- the high school dropout dip ---- married a lot of ---- and they have a son named chicken ---- bullshit and give a ---- married that happens brothers the ---- happens that children are dog ---- bird ---- and horse ---- and bullshit just married a spicy little number named piece of ---- and they were waiting for their arrival baby ---- now you can proudly proclaim I know the true story of Jack ---- ---- wait no no no no why are you giving my signs away I paid $2 for them I was just putting it on their car oh no stupid people be on this point I love coming to gas stations in the middle of butch **** nowhere they sell the funniest ---- somebody got pulled over oh no oh no hot wheels down oh poor guy you know what I always want to do every time I visit a new state except for riding a motorcycle rides their motorcycle 91 like what it was sunny three seconds ago Oh supposedly like 10 miles back a state trooper pulled over like 10 people at the same time Florida does not like us that's for sure all right hopefully there's our last gas station stop this thing eats gas like nobody's business and has the fuel tank the size of my bladder huge selection of fireworks I'm gonna bet you some money Randy's in there buying some fireworks and 150s these are good they're loud and you can't get in trouble for these you're buying these yeah a sample yeah this is bad are you still on the phone with the credit card company yeah why because I want to use my David by a whole box you're gonna set all of these off before you get on a plane right yeah you're gonna set all these off dude one box one at a time okay that is savage this is what we need right here oh my god these are all firecrackers dude 16,000 firecrackers how much for this whole entire thing of firecrackers should take this in his turn I will buy it if you light off in your hotel room no but I'll light it off in Jim's if you like if you pinky promise me right now pinky promise what you guys do third can of Red Bull plus an espresso shot it's the most amount of caffeine I've ever had in one day uh-huh I don't have anything I'm the one that suggested this probably shouldn't have weaponized Randy in the first day of the rally you won gold rush rally we got a casualty Randy's SVJ dipped into the shoulder I don't know why you sure doesn't want anymore come on buddy you gotta eat you're gonna eat your greens buddy whatever hotel guest is taking a nap they're not taking a nap anymore morning god damn it why did I give Randy the idea to buy fireworks that was the most terrible idea of this whole entire rally I only got 30 boxes of them nine days of this hey you want to kiss cameras Oh who's calling me right now yo I didn't mean to call you but we've got a guy that can come out for the what okay I'm on it okay yeah bye yo what's up are you down to go to our zone with me to buy some glass filler for Randy yeah cuz I broke his glass well no he broke his glass but I'm fixing it for him cuz I'm a nice guy let's go we got it on now cuz they close at 7 20 minutes bye someone gave me fake tickets please they're fake tickets parking violation this is not a ticket but if you were within my power you would receive two because if you're bullheaded blah blah blah blah blah blah huh jokes you gotta go take care of that right now before Autozone closes oh my god that's way too hey watch that door seriously watch the mirror I bet you this SVJ mirror costs like more than my whole entire Huracan how does this ---- work oh that hurts that really hurts to watch I'm only doing this because see it peeled off so that has to like stay there for 10 minutes so let's just drive and leave it there we can't use the wipers because we have a syringe yeah there's no way I'm using working yeah dude after I fix this window I'm gonna go crash there's no way I'm going to dinner it's not bad actually yeah there's a brand new repair kit that I just made I appreciate like sorry but I million dollars on all right guys before I dive a heatstroke there's a gold rush rally day one Miami to Amelia Islands we are going to Atlanta Georgia tomorrow and we have a 24-hour police 24-hour this heatstroke is not helping I have a just ignore him I have a we have a 24-mile police escort we have a 24-mile police that we have a 24-mile police escort tomorrow which is gonna be super amazing and I can't even talk right now because like and subscribe this video for him Alex thank you there is this thing called water you might want to look into oh I'm like done I'm about to pass out you might need to call an ambulance like I don't know if you guys can see all the sweat and the fact that it's like 11 p.m and I didn't get any sleep whatsoever and all the caffeine is just wearing off it's just the worst feeling ever but I mean it was like one of the best days of my life so every day a gold rush is the best day of my life all right y'all I'll see ya