Finally, A War Averted

Back in February, the president declared war on the Uranians because they were obviously hoarding and enriching uranium, which the planet must be named for. He decided to shoot first and ask questions later, or in other words, launch the ICMB missiles into space. But because of the distance from Earth to Uranus, which ranges between 1.6 and 2 billion […]

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