KLR650 vs DRZ400 Reviews & Ultimate Dual Sport Deathmatch!

Hopefully this review/comparison is informative and entertaining... it needs to be said that I researched MANY DUAL SPORT motorcycles EXTENSIVELY before buying these two. Some of my biggest needs were good gas mileage (which knocks out the WR250f and WR450f), inexpensive (which knocks out bikes that are better motorcycles for the rich and famous who can afford them), powerful, plentiful (which knocks out the Suzuki DR-350 for me), had lots of aftermarket parts, are easy to maintain, had a strong online community, and were practically bulletproof. These two bikes are, in my opinion, the best value for money in a motorcycle (any motorcycle) out there. Neither are the best motorcycle by far, I'm sure, but they ARE the best bikes for the cash. The question is... which one is the ULTIMATE DUAL SPORT MOTORCYCLE for my purposes?