【大紀元10月16日訊】1) Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

2) If you are a burglar, then we’re probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren’t home and it’s safe to leave us a message.

3) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

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