Name: Meghan & Harry TELEPHONE David Beckham | Videos | Gan Jing World
Uploaded: 2023-08-01T21:25:28.853Z
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Transcript: 

H: (on phone) HI, can’t I speak to David please. It’s Harry. Harry Meghan Markle Windsor. Oh just put him on. Okay okay, right can you leave him a message please. Can’t you please tell him to keep his mouth shut.”

M: I knew I shouldn’t have told Victoria secrets

H: Victoria Secret?

M: Victoria Becham, I should never have told her secrets. 

CJ: They were at your wedding weren’t they?

H: Yeah, her dad wasn’t, but they were.

CJ: Do you actually have any evidence that they leaked anything to anyone.

H: When you say evidence, what do you mean? If you mean hard evidence, you know, proof, then no, no a scintilla.

M: I just got this feeling, right. I was scouring the internet for criticism of me and, to cut a long story short, I knew, I just knew that it would have been the Beckhams that leaked certain stuff to the media. 

CJ: Okay, and how did you deal with this belief, for which you had no proof, to ensure discretion and maintain a temperate relationship with those with whom had roused your suspicious, however naked of evidence it might have been?

H: I rang him up and let him have it. 

CJ: Ah, how diplomatic - was that a wise move?

M: Wisdom never came into it

CJ: Evidently

H: I called him up and he was furious, I said not as furious as we are, and he said, I bet we are more furious, and then I said no, we’re more furious, to which he replied, we’re furious times 100 but then I said, we’re furious times 1000, but he said..

CJ: He’s furious times 1000000

H: Were you listening in?

CJ: Lucky guess

H: So I said we’re furious times infinity - at which point I thought I had him, but then he said he’s furious times infinity plus 1 and then put the phone down. 

M: But you can’t get more than infinity, it’s never ending.

H: But David has never been the sharp knife in the drawer, has he?

CJ: How I would have loved to hear this battle of wits between you and David Beckham

H: (on phone) Don’t think it’s over, he can hide all he… hello, yes it’s Harry put me onto David please. I know he’s there, he can’t hide. Well here’s a new message, we’re furious a infinity plus a million.. (phone down) hahah

CJ: It’s not the first time your relationship with former wedding guests has gone frosty: you didn’t go Oprah’s birthday bash; the Clooney’s seem to have dropped, closer as they are now with the King. 

M: Yeah, I dunno what that’s about.

H: (On phone) George please, or Amal, doesn’t matter. Harry. Harry Meghan Markle Windsor. Thanks. He’s just getting him now… What do you mean he’s never heard of us. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex. What do you mean you’ve got another call coming in. Hello, hello… unbelievable. 

M: This is starting to hurt now; get really personal. 

CJ: Perhaps, just a suggestion, you should take yourself less serious and stop searching the net to negative press. 

H: (on phone) Just got a message for David. We’re furious infinity plus infinity… tou chez David, you chez.